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Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 03:57 PM
I used to consider Senator Rob Portman, Republican from Ohio, a friend. He voted for the Denfense of Marriage Act and mostly has male staff members in his office.
Recently, Satan took one of his perfectly good sons and made a homer out of him. Instead of kicking him out of the house, and telling him goodbye and good riddence, Rob is now supporting homer marriage.
To make matters worse, Rob has changed what the Bible means. He refers to the Bible as having an "overarching message of love and acceptance". Our LBC Pastors tell us there is no such message. I believe them.
http://news.msn.com/politics/gop-sen...ocid=ansnews11
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I used to consider Senator Rob Portman, Republican from Ohio, a friend. He voted for the Denfense of Marriage Act and mostly has male staff members in his office.
Recently, Satan took one of his perfectly good sons and made a homer out of him. Instead of kicking him out of the house, and telling him goodbye and good riddence, Rob is now supporting homer marriage.
To make matters worse, Rob has changed what the Bible means. He refers to the Bible as having an "overarching message of love and acceptance". Our LBC Pastors tell us there is no such message. I believe them.
http://news.msn.com/politics/gop-sen...ocid=ansnews11
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Damnit! Those stupid queers will stop at NOTHING! I bet they recruited that poor boy on purpose, just to make the senator look bad.
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 06:16 PM
It's possible the Senator was bit by a homosexual. One bite and you start supporting gay unions, two makes you a Streisand fan, and three a full blown homer.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 08:27 PM
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It's possible the Senator was bit by a homosexual. One bite and you start supporting gay unions, two makes you a Streisand fan, and three a full blown homer.
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Maybe his son infected him?
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 08:34 PM
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Maybe his son infected him?
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All I know is you don't have to watch a modern vampire story (Twilight, True Blood, Vampire Diaries) for more than thirty seconds before you realize that homers and vampires are the same thing.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 09:02 PM
I applaud him. This is progress...time to get others on board.
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 09:06 PM
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I applaud him. This is progress...time to get others on board.
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Another one that's too stupid to understand the Bible.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
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Re: Senator Portman, First Republican U. S. Senator to Choose Satan, Endorses Homer Marriage. -
03-16-2013, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by pinkunicorns
I applaud him. This is progress...time to get others on board.
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Senator Portman has allowed his homer son a short life of sin. AIDS will end it soon. The Senator has received, in exchange, eternity in hell.
If this is "progress", you can keep it.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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