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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
10-18-2013, 06:05 PM
I think I may have a stomach demon. Pray for me while I exorcise it! The idea of anal cosmetics just made me feel very very ill.
What will the sodomy lobby think of next?
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-29-2014, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Have you ever heard of a golem? Here is a picture of one (note the joo writing on its forehead):
Attachment 20252
Somehow the joos have bastardized Psalm 139:16 to mean some kind of "mud monster" that they can conjure to destroy their enemies.
Anyway, I've heard that is the way joos justify anal sex, so that their "mud" (poopy) can be used to make golems.
Joos. They're crazy!
YiC,
Zech
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How'd you all not get arrested for such hate speeches???? BTW wasn't Jesus a Jew???
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-29-2014, 08:52 PM
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wasn't Jesus a Jew???
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No.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-29-2014, 09:01 PM
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How'd you all not get arrested for such hate speeches????
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Both this church and its server are in a country with strong protections for freedom of speech, dear friend.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-29-2014, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Both this church and its server are in a country with strong protections for freedom of speech, dear friend.
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Sure Pastor, but your country is also a condemner of Hitler, Nazis and even the Ku Klux Klan.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-29-2014, 09:49 PM
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Sure Pastor, but your country is also a condemner of Hitler, Nazis and even the Ku Klux Klan.
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Don't be silly. Christians know the many wonderful contributions of the KKK. Why, they stood for honor and patriotism and pride in God and Country. This is what True Christian™ children learn every day.
"[The Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross.
Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians."
United States History for Christian Schools, 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-30-2014, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Don't be silly. Christians know the many wonderful contributions of the KKK. Why, they stood for honor and patriotism and pride in God and Country. This is what True Christian™ children learn every day.
"[The Ku Klux] Klan in some areas of the country tried to be a means of reform, fighting the decline in morality and using the symbol of the cross.
Klan targets were bootleggers, wife-beaters, and immoral movies. In some communities it achieved a certain respectability as it worked with politicians."
United States History for Christian Schools, 3rd ed., Bob Jones University Press, 2001
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Your kids will turn out to become one of those kids who go around on shooting sprees.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
04-30-2014, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by rolledup
Your kids will turn out to become one of those kids who go around on shooting sprees.
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And? True Christian children only shoot at people who God wants them to shoot at, mocker.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
01-08-2018, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Good grief, I just saw on Fox News that this procedure will be covered under ObamaCare.
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Thank the GOOD LORD President Trump is doing away with ObamaCare! It was naught but an excuse to get Decent, Family Values Oriented Americans to pay for the smutty pleasure of sinners!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
06-26-2018, 06:52 PM
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
06-26-2018, 07:35 PM
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our lord is all you need amen
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Hot taek: Satan's standards are slipping.
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Re: Anal Bleaching: Turning Innocent Husbands into Raging Homosexuals! -
06-27-2018, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Sex is something that requires complete darkness. Wanting to see each other during sex leads to lust which is clearly a sin.
Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
So a True Christian™ never looks at a women. Not even his own wife. So all this bleaching nonsense is clearly something only lesbians do to seduce their pets into bestiality. Also no doubt every black person does this to try hiding their true nature and steal elections.
Before and after extended anal bleaching:
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Michael Jackson was obviously a pedophile AND a homosexual. No doubt about it.
1 Timothy 2:12
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