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Default Jesus reveals plan to kill chinks - 11-03-2006, 12:04 AM

As we watch events of the world unfold into the welcomed return of Jesus during Armageddon; this story provides a glimpse into what's in store for the Godless gooks;

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...110200913.html

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Seafood Population Depleted by 2048, Study Finds




By Juliet Eilperin
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, November 2, 2006; 2:28 PM

The world will run out of seafood by 2048 if steep declines in marine species continue at current rates, according to a study released today by an international group of ecologists and economists.
The paper, published in the journal Science, concludes that overfishing, pollution, and other environmental factors are wiping out important species across the globe, hampering the ocean's ability to produce seafood, filter nutrients and resist the spread of disease.
'The world will run out of seafood by 2048 if steep declines in marine species continue at current rates, according to a study released today by an international group of ecologists and economists.

"We really see the end of the line now" said lead author Boris Worm, a marine biologist at Canada's Dalhousie University. "It's within our lifetime. Our children will see a world without seafood if we don't change things."
The 14 researchers from Canada, Panama, Sweden and the United States spent four years analyzing all the available data on fish populations and ocean ecosystems to reach their conclusion. They found that by 2003 -- the last year for which data on global commercial fish catches is available -- 29 percent of all fished species had collapsed, and that the rate of population collapses has accelerated in recent years.
As of 1980, just 13.5 percent of fished species had collapsed, even though fishing vessels were pursuing 1,736 fewer species back then. Today, the fishing industry harvests 7,784 species commercially.
"It's like hitting the gas pedal and holding it down at a constant level," Worm said in an telephone interview. "The rate accelerates over time."
That's right, Jesus is going to starve them to death. No fishy; no eatey ricey boy.

I believe the chinks are in trouble because of this from the Bible (KJV1611)

Leviticus 11:9-12
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

We all know that the slopes will eat anything. Fins, no fins, scales or no scales; dead or alive; the gooks grab it and eat it, most times raw.

So friends, the path is becoming a little clearer. Stock up on some steaks and cheesburgers and we'll be riding this one out. I knew it was going to be barbque at Jesus's banquet.

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That's right, Jesus is going to starve them to death. No fishy; no eatey ricey boy.
Mr.Deaner, there gonna be no chinee wifey to cooks the fishy eithers, cuz they be cullin all the unborned girl childrens . nows, maybee this seemed like a good ideas at the time cuz liddle girls grow up an become ladys, an then they marrys a man who they naggity-nag-nag to deaths . but wiv-out chinee ladys to cook an clean an stuff, all them menfolk gonna turn homer, an there be no ladys left to wash the skidmarks outta chinee man unnerwears , an it a real big countrys wiv lots an lots of peoples, there gonna be a big pongy pile of schmelly lawndrys that pile get bigger an biggers until it reach the moons an then the chinee men gonna climbs that mountain of stinky tighty-whiteys an then they be on the moons, it be a brave new worlds of homersexual chinee menfolk orbitin our bootiful planet, an it be a abominashun unto lord God

well that what i thinks anyway
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Mr.Deaner, there gonna be no chinee wifey to cooks the fishy eithers, cuz they be cullin all the unborned girl childrens . nows, maybee this seemed like a good ideas at the time cuz liddle girls grow up an become ladys, an then they marrys a man who they naggity-nag-nag to deaths . but wiv-out chinee ladys to cook an clean an stuff, all them menfolk gonna turn homer, an there be no ladys left to wash the skidmarks outta chinee man unnerwears , an it a real big countrys wiv lots an lots of peoples, there gonna be a big pongy pile of schmelly lawndrys that pile get bigger an biggers until it reach the moons an then the chinee men gonna climbs that mountain of stinky tighty-whiteys an then they be on the moons, it be a brave new worlds of homersexual chinee menfolk orbitin our bootiful planet, an it be a abominashun unto lord God

well that what i thinks anyway
While your Christian reasoning is usually infallible, you forget one important fact: The LORD GOD would never tolerate such an abomination. Remember Genesis 11:3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
5 And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. 8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.

Of course, since the Chinks already speak a confounded language that no one understands, He may settle for just scattering them all over the face of the Earth. Actually, now I come to think of it, Chinamen being scattered all over the earth is quite a scary prospect in itself. Imagine Chinatown, Freehold!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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