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Default Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 01:33 PM

Greetings sinners,

I am the great Rabi Cohen and I am there today to reveal the truth on the Satanist madness that is Christmas.

Everywhere I lay my eyes I see blasphemous and idolatrous symbols and I can't stand it anymore!


First of all, this "celebration" is supposed to celebrate the day were Jesus is born, BUT JESUS IS SATAN, the messiah is still to come: therefore Christians are in fact disguised satanists.

Now many know Lucifer as another name for Satan, or Satan's name before he rebelled against God and was cast out of Heaven. Now the Bible has very little to say about Lucifer but in less than five minutes I will show that Lucifer is in fact Jesus by what the Bible has to say about him.

Alright the english 'Lucifer' appears in the Bible, King James Version only, once in Isaiah 14:12...

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How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
All other versions of the Bible do not use the word 'Lucifer' but 'day star', 'son of dawn' or 'morning star' in Isaiah 14:12. To find out why we look to the Latin Vulgate version of Isaiah 14:12....

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quomodo cecidisti de caelo lucifer qui mane oriebaris corruisti in terram qui vulnerabas gentes
The English translation simply took the latin 'lucifer' and capitalized it to make 'Lucifer'. The latin 'lucifer' is found in the Bible twice, the other passage is 2 Peter 1:19....

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et habemus firmiorem propheticum sermonem cui bene facitis adtendentes quasi lucernae lucenti in caliginoso loco donec dies inlucescat et lucifer oriatur in cordibus vestris
This time 'lucifer' was translated into english as....

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And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts.
So once the latin 'lucifer' is translated to 'Lucifer', another name for Satan, and the second time its translated to 'morning star', so who or what is this morning star? The 'morning star' appears twice in the KJ Version of the Bible, keeping in mind the KJV is the only version that has the english 'Lucifer' translation, in Revelation 2:28 and in Revelation 22:16 which reads...


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I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.
Jesus clearly calls himself the 'morning star' or 'Lucifer'. So if Lucifer is Satan, which the majority of Christians will say, then Jesus is Satan as well.


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Not only that but, the Christmas tree is decorated with lamps and reflecting objects like a golden statue, and you sinners are giving presents to this inanimate object !!!!

This is Idolatry, blaspheme and satanism!!
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Ex 20:3-4 (NIV) "You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below."
Have you ever noticed that the star at the top of the tree is the same as the satanic one ?!!!


And you spend all your money to feed your child already fat enought and to offer cheap presents that don't last in time, waste of money is an insult to god, you should keep it to buy land or wealth that shall last for generations, not to buy satanic gadgets like Apple's horrible products.

And YOU do all that in public, filling the road and street of my city with your false happiness brought you by our false prophet that is in fact satan !!!!

Do I circumcise my children in front of your house while singing an happy song about how great it is ? NO Then stop this satanist Madness, repent and wait for the true Messiah to come !.


I tell you we should rather celebrate the day where Judas made his duty and put an end to this madness !
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 01:35 PM

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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 01:54 PM

We'll see who will yawn when you will rot in hell because you praised the demon and decorated your house with idolatrous decorations!
And I will be sitting next to the true messiah !
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 02:00 PM

Why you don't accept Jesus?
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 02:10 PM

As I said in my previous post, the bible itself shows says that Jesus is in fact Satan !

Plus The messiah is supposed to save us all. Isn't he ?
But see how twisted and wicked the world has became these days, I can see the demon influence everywhere. Because Christians are giving him strength and power by praying him thought the image of Jesus !

And since the day when you sinners accepted the evil in your church, god is not helping the humanity anymore, disgusted by your actions and your satanism !

See before Jesus, the Egyptians tried to slave his children, he sent them the plagues and killed their children .But when nazis burnt us, millions by millions he did not interfere, because satan has grown too strong.

And all of this is caused by you Christians and Christmas !!!

We need to burn all Jesus representations and repent if we want the real messiah to save us all once for all !!
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 02:13 PM

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 02:30 PM

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As I said in my previous post, the bible itself shows says that Jesus is in fact Satan !

Plus The messiah is supposed to save us all. Isn't he ?
But see how twisted and wicked the world has became these days, I can see the demon influence everywhere. Because Christians are giving him strength and power by praying him thought the image of Jesus !

And since the day when you sinners accepted the evil in your church, god is not helping the humanity anymore, disgusted by your actions and your satanism !

See before Jesus, the Egyptians tried to slave his children, he sent them the plagues and killed their children .But when nazis burnt us, millions by millions he did not interfere, because satan has grown too strong.

And all of this is caused by you Christians and Christmas !!!

We need to burn all Jesus representations and repent if we want the real messiah to save us all once for all !!
How can JESUS be Satan when the fact of the matter is that he loves you, you kike! You're not making any sense!

John 15:9 As the Father hath loved me, so have I loved you: continue ye in my love.
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 03:18 PM

Why do you pretend to be something that you are not? Great Rabi and all that bull crap. You forgot to put source link to your copy paste.

Do you really think you could shock us with some hateful atheist propaganda that has floated in Internet for ages? Making thinks even worse, you try make it look like that you wrote it. You won't get far here with plagiarism, nimrod.
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 04:01 PM

Dear Christ-killing Hebe;

What are you doing here? Did your master satan send you? This is a Christian forum. You are about as welcome here as a slab of bacon at passover.

Repent or burn in hell.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. I noticed that you don't even have the self-respect to capitalize your own name. I'm glad I'm not you.


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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 04:37 PM

You need to forget your outdated old religion and get straight with Jesus! Put down your silly old jew books and read the Bible. Your religion is dead. We have great followers of Jesus to aspire to like Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Moses. Join them like we have and accept His glory!

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

You brought up the nazi's, they only burned jews for a little while. If you don't accept His offer of love and mercy will burn you forever!!


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yada yada yada yada
Answer is obvious, in Isaiah 14:12-17 Lucifer means Satan and in the 2 Peter 1:19 lucifer mean Venus, the morning star and is correctly used KJV as metaphor. KJV translation is inspired by God and is perfect.

By the way, isn't KJV Old Testament translated from Hebrew sources and New Testament from Greek sources so what has Latin anything to do with it?

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Greetings sinners,

I am the great Rabi Cohen and I am there today to reveal the truth on the Satanist madness that is Christmas.

First of all, this "celebration" is supposed to celebrate the day were Jesus is born, BUT JESUS IS SATAN, the messiah is still to come: therefore Christians are in fact disguised satanists.
Dear Retard:

I find it highly unlikely that any Rabbi would not only not know how to spell Rabbi, but also not know enough to capitalize both Messiah and Bible.

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Alright the english 'Lucifer' appears in the Bible, King James Version only, once in Isaiah 14:12...
Dear Retard:

Anyone who has even bothered to read Isaiah 14 knows that it is not about Satan, but about . . . who? Let's see:

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4That thou shalt take up this proverb against the king of Babylon, and say, How hath the oppressor ceased! the golden city ceased!
Oh. That's not Satan. It's some king. Ahaz, that is. As you'd know if you read Isaiah 14, instead of querying an online Bible for "Lucifer".

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All other versions of the Bible do not use the word 'Lucifer' but 'day star', 'son of dawn' or 'morning star' in Isaiah 14:12. To find out why we look to the Latin Vulgate version of Isaiah 14:12....
Dear Retard:

As any Rabbi would know, the KJV is translated from the Textus Receptus, with the OT translation being from Hebrew, not the Catholic cult's Latin Vulgate.

A Jew -- particularly a Rabbi -- would have no reason to use the Latin Vulgate, as he would be taught Hebrew.

You're an unbelievably bad fake Rabbi. I doubt you're even Jewish. Let me guess: You watched "Zeitgeist" and decide you knew enough to pretend to be a scholar of the Bible, right?

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Have you ever noticed that the star at the top of the tree is the same as the satanic one ?!!!
Dear Retard:

The Satanic pentacle (5-pointed star) has two points sticking UP, to represent the horns of the goat. The "star at the top of the tree" (if used) has one point up. Just like the stars your teachers would put on your papers, if you got good enough grades.

From your utter lack of research or comprehension, I'm guessing you haven't seen too many stars on your papers.




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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 05:05 PM

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I notice that of the 5 verses you misinterpret in your OP, 3 are from the New Testament. I pray this means that you are taking the first tentative steps toward discarding your usurious ways and accepting Our Lord Jesus Christ as your PERSONAL SAVIOR!!!



(Acts 5:31) "Him hath God exalted with his right hand to be a Prince and a Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins."

Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 05:15 PM

Dear Rev. M. Rodimer

I surely hope that i one day will become a Honorary True Christian™ or even just a Forum Member as you, you are so insparierating in the way that you reject the retard, i know i am just a novice, and i have a long way. you are saying exactly what i thought about this (even i dident realized thatt this was what i thought)

However i will give it a try, and i do hope i can have some feedback, so i can make my way to move up in the ranks, away from beeing a unsaved Trash (wich i will be untill i have proved otherwise)

Is it not that simple as we see in:
Matthew 4:1-11

1 Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.

2 And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.

3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.

4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,

6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

11 Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.


And now the simple question; If Jesus and satan was one, how could satan try and tempt Jesus?

Easy they not the same
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 05:18 PM

Hebbe, why do you hate baby Jesus. I know you killed Him on the cross but He was able to be resurected three days later. I bet you cannot do that.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 09:03 PM

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Greetings sinners,

I am the great Rabi Cohen and I am there today to reveal the truth on the Satanist madness that is Christmas.

Everywhere I lay my eyes I see blasphemous and idolatrous symbols and I can't stand it anymore!


First of all, this "celebration" is supposed to celebrate the day were Jesus is born, BUT JESUS IS SATAN, the messiah is still to come: therefore Christians are in fact disguised satanists.

Now many know Lucifer as another name for Satan, or Satan's name before he rebelled against God and was cast out of Heaven. Now the Bible has very little to say about Lucifer but in less than five minutes I will show that Lucifer is in fact Jesus by what the Bible has to say about him.

Alright the english 'Lucifer' appears in the Bible, King James Version only, once in Isaiah 14:12...



All other versions of the Bible do not use the word 'Lucifer' but 'day star', 'son of dawn' or 'morning star' in Isaiah 14:12. To find out why we look to the Latin Vulgate version of Isaiah 14:12....



The English translation simply took the latin 'lucifer' and capitalized it to make 'Lucifer'. The latin 'lucifer' is found in the Bible twice, the other passage is 2 Peter 1:19....



This time 'lucifer' was translated into english as....



So once the latin 'lucifer' is translated to 'Lucifer', another name for Satan, and the second time its translated to 'morning star', so who or what is this morning star? The 'morning star' appears twice in the KJ Version of the Bible, keeping in mind the KJV is the only version that has the english 'Lucifer' translation, in Revelation 2:28 and in Revelation 22:16 which reads...




Jesus clearly calls himself the 'morning star' or 'Lucifer'. So if Lucifer is Satan, which the majority of Christians will say, then Jesus is Satan as well.


BUT
Not only that but, the Christmas tree is decorated with lamps and reflecting objects like a golden statue, and you sinners are giving presents to this inanimate object !!!!

This is Idolatry, blaspheme and satanism!!


Have you ever noticed that the star at the top of the tree is the same as the satanic one ?!!!


And you spend all your money to feed your child already fat enought and to offer cheap presents that don't last in time, waste of money is an insult to god, you should keep it to buy land or wealth that shall last for generations, not to buy satanic gadgets like Apple's horrible products.

And YOU do all that in public, filling the road and street of my city with your false happiness brought you by our false prophet that is in fact satan !!!!

Do I circumcise my children in front of your house while singing an happy song about how great it is ? NO Then stop this satanist Madness, repent and wait for the true Messiah to come !.


I tell you we should rather celebrate the day where Judas made his duty and put an end to this madness !


Too Long Didnt Read......
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Too Long Didnt Read......
Too stupid, don't care.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Who I am, and Why I hate Christmas - 12-07-2011, 09:16 PM

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Too stupid, don't care.
Real cleaver, Read every word
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Real cleaver, Read every word

It was Long And Didnt Make Sense


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