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Default Why I know LBC is the only TRUE church - 11-29-2008, 10:36 PM

Trolls come here to start trouble but none of them ever stick around to defend their wrong positions.

The false Christian come here to pass judgment on this most Godly church but so far none of them has been able to stand with the Godly pastors here when it comes to Biblical erudition. LBC wins every single time. It is no contest.

I so cherish my membership here. I am so honored to be allowed to interact with True Christians and the most scholarly ministers on earth. Praise Jesus!



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Default Re: Why I know LBC is the only TRUE church - 11-29-2008, 10:48 PM

Quite right young man! Landover is the only Church I’ve ever found that tells it as it is and that’s why it is able to guarantee Salvation.



I’m sick and tired of these creatures making their way here to tell us that there is no God or that we have it wrong! The former are simply wrong and will rot in hell, the latter have never read the Bible (KJV1611) cover to cover and understood what a Merciful and Compassionate God they are supposed to follow – they too have backslidden and are on the broad path to the Eternal Pits of Fire and Brimstone.





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Default Re: Why I know LBC is the only TRUE church - 11-30-2008, 12:11 AM

Well said!

You know you're doing something right when the devil is sending his minions to attack you!



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Default Re: Why I know LBC is the only TRUE church - 11-30-2008, 12:21 AM

The sheer number of unsaved scum who infest our Godly forum and spew foul lies and hatred is proof positive that we are right. It has been foretold in the Bible, you can look it up!

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

2 Timothy 3:12 All that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why I know LBC is the only TRUE church - 11-30-2008, 02:07 AM

It wasn't like I needed proof. God's Word is proof enough for me. It's just nice that the evidence for the skeptics is so overwhelming.

I rejoice in the words of the many great pastors here. It is almost like hearing directly from Jesus.



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Default Re: Why I know LBC is the only TRUE church - 12-07-2008, 08:20 PM

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