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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-04-2011, 09:37 AM
7th day adventurers broadcasting their heresies even in heathen lands with the begging bowl out Haggai 2:8 even as Satan smites them Luke 11:23
Revelation 16:13 7th day adventists; mohammedams; what's the difference? they're all going to HELLhttp://whenthepiecesfit.org Our God is the only real God. Our God does not change. Exodus 8:6
..now He is smiting them too.
Why oh why can't their wavelength be blocked?????
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-09-2011, 01:21 PM
Marsupials. For obvious reasons.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-09-2011, 02:24 PM
well, there's an offensive smell comin off the bog as of late. theys this new breed of stink fish what started schoolin in the waters somehow, and they done mutated and cannibilizin one another, praise God! Problem is, lottsa them mutilated stink fish warsh up on the bogshore, and start decomposin in the hot Tennessee sun -- and OLD DOMINION, the odor! Luckily, Henry Choi, the owner of a Northern Korean Deli from town comes by in the morning to scoop up them dead fish, and haul them off in a big stinky satchel? I brandish Daddy's (RIP) decrotive samurai sword at him, and yell "Hey Mr. Miyagi, you get off my property!". BUt it's an empty gesture, since I don't mind him haulin them stink fish away. The reek is driving my cats Hog Wild!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-15-2011, 07:05 AM
The internet................for it is the tool of Satan himself.
Until I see a KJV Bible™ verse that proves me wrong, I will continue to fight the fight until True Christians™ are rid of this scourge.
[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
PALIN/BACHMAN 2016
With their husbands permission of course
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With faith as immovable as the Earth
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-15-2011, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Scott
The internet................for it is the tool of Satan himself.
Until I see a KJV Bible™ verse that proves me wrong, I will continue to fight the fight until True Christians™ are rid of this scourge.
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Brother Scott, I believe that the Internet is just a fad. It will go the same way as betamax, rubiks cube and The Osmonds. In twenty years time there may be retro geeks who insist on using it but the rest of us will be in the library getting information. Landover forum will exist but it will be an exchange of letters to your pals on issues of the day. Can you imagine the excitement when your weekly letter from Pastor Ezekiel lands on the doormat. What wonders has he sent you today? More joyous words, more photos of him in his full glory?
The internet will just be a silly story to tell your grandchildren. I wouldn't worry about it,
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 09:39 AM
What I am offended by right now is the possibility that I am not serving the Lord our God properly. I have found myself to be a warrior for God in what I thought was His proper church (The Holy Roman Church). Although I have fought for His good reputation everywhere I tread, is it maybe time I repented? It seems members of the forum here do not like my stance with women, for instance.
Is it time for me to repent and join the Church of Landover Baptists?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Ritterbruder
What I am offended by right now is the possibility that I am not serving the Lord our God properly. I have found myself to be a warrior for God in what I thought was His proper church (The Holy Roman Church). Although I have fought for His good reputation everywhere I tread, is it maybe time I repented? It seems members of the forum here do not like my stance with women, for instance.
Is it time for me to repent and join the Church of Landover Baptists?
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It's time for you to stop talking total crap.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 10:00 AM
Germans.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 10:03 AM
Okay, I'm ready for the Hellfire. Bannish me!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 10:18 AM
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Okay, I'm ready for the Hellfire. Bannish me!
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Stick around, you might learn something. You don't want to end up in hell for eternity do you? Baby Jesus would want you to stay.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 10:25 AM
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Stick around, you might learn something. You don't want to end up in hell for eternity do you? Baby Jesus would want you to stay.
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Okay, I'll stay for a while, Benedict Davis. In a day or two, I'll start posting scripture for a few previous posts.
Goden avend,
Ritterbruder.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2011, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ritterbruder
Okay, I'll stay for a while, Benedict Davis. In a day or two, I'll start posting scripture for a few previous posts.
Goden avend,
Ritterbruder.
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Who knows you might hear the call of our Lord, He sent you here and it wasn't to troll us, you're here to hear the message. Read the Bible, The real Bible, The Kings James Version and put those papist lies out of your head. You don't need a pope to get in touch with God.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 01:38 AM
Right now i am offended by a disney cartoon movie called All Dogs Go to Heaven, i have not seen the movie and i will absolutely not watch it, but i am just deeply offended by its title, cause dogs do not go to heaven, they are just soul-less animals that wont go anywere, and if they actually did go somewhere it would be hell, but probably not that eighter
I am also deeply offended by its storyline:
A dog returns from the dead looking for revenge on his killer using an orphan girl who can talk to animals.
Sounds like satanism to me
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 02:31 AM
Post it notes.
Seriously, yellow paper for pete's sake with glue that only 'sort-of' sticks? Damned cheap Chink crap!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 07:16 AM
I hope Fairfield Iowa is no where near Freehold. I just read in the news that Satan himself has called upon the feminazi Oprah to release demons and deface God.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/23/oprah-meditates-iowa_n_1027114.html
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FAIRFIELD, Iowa — Oprah Winfrey meditated with more than 400 women in southeastern Iowa
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This blasphemy offends me as it is a direct assault against Jesus and Christians everywhere.
Yours in Christ,
Bob (in compliance with Matthew 23:9)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 08:05 AM
Dream catchers.
Hang it off your bed and it will catch dreams. No it won't, it's a bunch of junk feathers sold to keep superstitious people from ever having more than small change in their wallets because they spend it all on crystals and junk. These new age fools will believe anything told to them by another moon-worshipping fool or that they see written on some pamphlet. What exactly do they think is working this magic? It certainly isn't God!
Filthy idolators all of them.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 01:33 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Dream catchers.
Hang it off your bed and it will catch dreams. No it won't, it's a bunch of junk feathers sold to keep superstitious people from ever having more than small change in their wallets because they spend it all on crystals and junk. These new age fools will believe anything told to them by another moon-worshipping fool or that they see written on some pamphlet. What exactly do they think is working this magic? It certainly isn't God!
Filthy idolators all of them.
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A person should put their faith in something real and tangible like the Bible. From 1st word to last, God's teachings.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-24-2011, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
A person should put their faith in something real and tangible like the Bible. From 1st word to last, God's teachings.
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Nebuchadnezzar, a very bad man. (although his spirit may have risen again later in life) Daniel 4:33-34
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-19-2011, 04:49 PM
I'm offended by the female teachers in schools-wearing pants no less!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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