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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:48 PM

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I have saved many souls from eternal damnation to hell. What did you do?
How? forced them to belive in god?

I think you're joking by all the nonsense comments of yours

Open you eyes, If God tells you til sacrifice yourselve, would you do it?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:50 PM

One wonders wether the author of this thread and associates have ever watched a single episode of Lazytown or wether they have just decided to attack it because of edited videos and pictures that they have found on the wonderful internet.

The message that I've got from watching a couple of those with my children is that exercise, vegtables and fruit is good for you and sweets are bad.

Personally I'm not a fan, I will not be told that I need to exercise and not to eat what is bad for my body by some exercise mad Icelanders!!!

So yeah, extreme Christians, I salute you! Get the show cancelled so that I can continue living in my unhealthy way!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:54 PM

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How? forced them to belive in god?
By making them see the light of our Savior Jesus Christ. Sometimes a small amount of force is needed for that but it is for a good cause and the Bible clearly wants me to do it that way. Especially since the alternative is burning in hell.

Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

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I think you're joking by all the nonsense comments of yours
So life, death, God, your eternal soul, things like that are all just a big joke to you? Eternal damnation to hell is no fun my friend .

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Of course. I follow all God's commands. This is why I live my life by the rules in His KJV1611 Holy Bible.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:55 PM

What does Jesus have there?




And what is he doing there? Blessing the fishermen



Woops, hes at McDonalds too

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:57 PM

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I had no idea that was what was going on when my neice called me Uncle Sportacus. I thought it was because of the way I'm always zooming around doing things. I'm a fast walker. Next time I go to my brother's house I'm going to tell him to get rid of all of those DVDs. She shouldn't be watching all that soft porn.
Haha soft porn only if there was a god to straigthen you out little fella
pepole that talk the most about this must watch it the most like you
you have to be the pervert if you see it as soft porn.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:58 PM

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haha, u think this is saving people?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 12:59 PM

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One wonders wether the author of this thread and associates have ever watched a single episode of Lazytown or wether they have just decided to attack it because of edited videos and pictures that they have found on the wonderful internet.
I agree with you not everything on the internet is accurate. But the point we are trying to make is that the show has children dressed as whores and so far no one has denied that. Children dressed as whores sends a bad message to the children watching the show.

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The message that I've got from watching a couple of those with my children is that exercise, vegtables and fruit is good for you and sweets are bad.
I don't doubt there will be good parts in the show as well. By the way that advice about fruit is outdated. E.g. fruit contains a lot of sugars and acids that are bad for peoples health and especially for their teeth.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:01 PM

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haha, u think this is saving people?
I know for a fact that True Christian tough love has saved a lot of people. It saved me for example. But I also know a lot of people do not want to be saved. They prefer hell it seems.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:03 PM

It is terribly apparent all these Ice people have the Devil in them.

All they do is swear, eat fish, deny the existence of Ice and God and watch porn.

They are going to be mighty upset when they die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:05 PM

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You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

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Im a guy, for your information, what? cant I post pictures of Jesus for my proof? like you are proofing that lazy town is a soft porn show by posting youtube photoshopped and cutted clips?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:07 PM

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I agree with you not everything on the internet is accurate. But the point we are trying to make is that the show has children dressed as whores and so far no one has denied that. Children dressed as whores sends a bad message to the children watching the show.

I don't doubt there will be good parts in the show as well. By the way that advice about fruit is outdated. E.g. fruit contains a lot of sugars and acids that are bad for peoples health and especially for their teeth.
than what the F* do your kids eat? sweets are evil, fruit is bad, fish is bad?

And i read that fruits are the simple of gay ?? hahaha
So this show is not only bad for children because it teaches them about sex, fruits and and helping, its also bad because it makes them gay. So again i ask.. do your kids live in a bubble??

And you say non of your kids or grankids have used drugs... how can you know? the lord told u so?? :Ţ
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:08 PM

You people are awesome.
Jesus would be proud.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:09 PM

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cant I post pictures of Jesus for my proof?
Your pictures only proved you didn't read the Holy Bible. We don't need proof for that, we already know that.

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like you are proofing that lazy town is a soft porn show by posting youtube photoshopped and cutted clips?
I have no doubt not all posting on the internet about this pornographic show are accurate. That is just how the internet works. Still no one has denied yet the children on this show are dressed as whores and thereby are setting a very bad example.


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Im a guy, for your information, what? cant I post pictures of Jesus for my proof? like you are proofing that lazy town is a soft porn show by posting youtube photoshopped and cutted clips?
nonono its like i said Copy .. in like Copy paste when u right klick on ur mouse, Were bad
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You people are awesome.
Thank you.

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I could not agree more.

Now stop mocking us and start reading the Holy Bible! Never forget God knows when you are lying.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:12 PM

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But the point we are trying to make is that the show has children dressed as whores and so far no one has denied that. Children dressed as whores sends a bad message to the children watching the show.
I have to agree with you there, it infuriates me that television influences our children so much in this day and age. Hardly a day goes past when my 9 year old is not prancing around pretending to be Hannah Montana or wanting a skimpy cheerleader outfit so that she can look like the girls in High School Musical. She's yet to ask me for a pink wig though, but to be fair, Lazy Town just isn't that popular anymore.

Now I think the only remedy to this situation is to abolish children's television all together and send the kids out to play (only if one lives in a safe and pedophile free neighborhood of course).
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:13 PM

Hi there true Christians.

You are 100% right that this show supports pedophilia and gay sex. I could not agree more. After all Iceland is the Jerusalem of homosexuality and Stephanie is a lesbian (at least the actress that plays her and is 19yo)

But i thought that was what christianity was all about!

After all god (when he was alive) was a pedo himself! At least supported it. Did he not have Mary impregnant when she was underage? Probably why so many church people turn out to be pedos, they are just doing what god did.

Also Jesus had to have been gay. It was abnormal not to have been married at his age in good old Palistine. And hanging out with all these men dressed like a hippy! Common sandals, long hair and a robe, that just cries out gay for me.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:13 PM

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Thank you.

I could not agree more.

Now stop mocking us and start reading the Holy Bible! Never forget God knows when you are lying.
I´m not mocking you. How can you say that? I was stating that you people are awesome
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:14 PM

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 01:17 PM

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I have to agree with you there, it infuriates me that television influences our children so much in this day and age. Hardly a day goes past when my 9 year old is not prancing around pretending to be Hannah Montana or wanting a skimpy cheerleader outfit so that she can look like the girls in High School Musical. She's yet to ask me for a pink wig though, but to be fair, Lazy Town just isn't that popular anymore.

Now I think the only remedy to this situation is to abolish children's television all together and send the kids out to play (only if one lives in a safe and pedophile free neighborhood of course).
Your child is save in Iceland Can play around the whole neighbourhood all day long, and you dont have too worry..

Oh no, icelanders are gay and everybody is a whores that go to hell and has no education, sorry m8
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