[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by IamLegion

Hey guys!...

You are Legion?

4chan's (already incredibly low) standards are slipping. Wow.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by IamLegionnairesDisease

Hey guys!


Look, uh, I don't know how else to say this. But I'm an astronaut

Prove it, Legionnaire's Disease.

[JustWonderingIf..]

Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards

I had similar results with the paper. The Bible doesn't mention anything about static electricity, so I think it's safe to assume the devil is trying to confuse you.

We True Christians aren't confused so easily by paper sticking to balloons, yet it is so easy for scientists to be confused by their telescopes and carbon dating. It really shows you how dumb they are.

Sorry, but could you explain me where Bible mentions electricity? It sure MUST tell that as we all are using electricity to write/read these posts. Or is internet devils work?

I'm confused. Help me!!

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

Sorry, but could you explain me where Bible mentions electricity? It sure MUST tell that as we all are using electricity to write/read these posts. Or is internet devils work?

I'm confused. Help me!!

Friend, the Lord, in his Amazing Wisdom and Knowledge of everything told us long before anyone knew that electricity was a result of the collection of water vapor causes static electricity.

If slow secular so-called scientists would have checked The Word© they would have known this long ago.

Jeremiah
10:13 When he uttereth his voice, there is a multitude of waters in the heavens, and he causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the earth; he maketh lightnings with rain, and bringeth forth the wind out of his treasures.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by JustWonderingIf..

Sorry, but could you explain me where Bible mentions electricity? It sure MUST tell that as we all are using electricity to write/read these posts. Or is internet devils work?

I'm confused. Help me!!

Dear Fool;

You're not only confused, you're a hatemonger. The Holy Bible doesn't mention refrigerators either, but it doesn't follow that Christians can't use them. Where did you get this crazy idea?

Go mock God somewhere else. This is a Christian forum.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[SilhoueX]

Alright so I joined this simply for the sake of dissecting this disgusting post.
The following... is me explaining for the slow the facts and realities of these alleged "experiments"

1. The Earth does spin at around 900mph and yes.... if you jump up on solid ground. You will NOT find yourself several hundred feet away. This is for the same reason you will not get this result if you jump in a 747. The same reason if a child jumps up and down on a train that she is not smashed against the back door. Constant motion keeps us in our relative positions. If the Earth suddenly started going slower we would all be thrown on our butts to put it simply.

2. Gravity IS the attraction between two bodies of mass. What this experiment fails to point out is that where the balloon has more mass than the tiny speck of paper. The Earth, which has not been removed from this equation is still much MUCH larger. Hence the paper is attracted to the ground.

3. This state is simply false. The higher you go the more you can see.. to a point. At about 60,000 feet, or just beyond the Troposphere the curvature of the earth is fairly well pronounced.

To any of you who still believe the "author" after my comment... please... do not have children.

[SilhoueX]

Alright so I joined this simply for the sake of dissecting this disgusting post.
The following... is me explaining for the slow the facts and realities of these alleged "experiments"

1. The Earth does spin at around 900mph and yes.... if you jump up on solid ground. You will NOT find yourself several hundred feet away. This is for the same reason you will not get this result if you jump in a 747. The same reason if a child jumps up and down on a train that she is not smashed against the back door. Constant motion keeps us in our relative positions. If the Earth suddenly started going slower we would all be thrown on our butts to put it simply.

2. Gravity IS the attraction between two bodies of mass. What this experiment fails to point out is that where the balloon has more mass than the tiny speck of paper. The Earth, which has not been removed from this equation is still much MUCH larger. Hence the paper is attracted to the ground.

3. This statement is simply false. The higher you go the more you can see.. to a point. At about 60,000 feet, or just beyond the Troposphere the curvature of the earth is fairly well pronounced.

To any of you who still believe the "author" after my comment... please... do not have children.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy learning, because this place is full of it!

As to your comments, I'm not very scientifically knowledgeable but I do know that I don't have enough faith to believe in your "science." I am curious as to how you can ignore all the evidence that surrounds you in order to maintain your belief. How does that work? Do you see it and quickly distract yourself? Have you convinced yourself that what you see isn't really evidence? Do you simply stop paying attention?

Thanks for sharing!

Mary

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by SilhoueX

Alright so I joined this simply for the sake of dissecting this disgusting post.
The following... is me explaining for the slow the facts and realities of these alleged "experiments"

Well friend, that was a major failure because the Bible says otherwise, as you can see for yourself "if" you read the entire thread ye the entire Forum.

We have covered everything you could possibly want to know, and we can definitely introduce you to Jesus.

Please, go to the INTRODUCTIONS section and tell us about yourself.

Jesus is waiting to touch you with his loving hands friend and to heal your short-circuited mind.


Matthew

11:28 Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.11:29 Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.

[sumdumgai808]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Welcome to the forums! I hope you enjoy learning, because this place is full of it!

As to your comments, I'm not very scientifically knowledgeable but I do know that I don't have enough faith to believe in your "science." I am curious as to how you can ignore all the evidence that surrounds you in order to maintain your belief. How does that work? Do you see it and quickly distract yourself? Have you convinced yourself that what you see isn't really evidence? Do you simply stop paying attention?

Thanks for sharing!

Mary

Science does not require faith on any level - which if you ask me is one of the main differences between religion and science. Religion requires you to have faith otherwise be eternally damned as so many of the forum members have pointed out. Your belief is that nothing good can happen to an individual if they are a nonbeliever and at the same time, everything that goes wrong in that individual's life is because they do not believe. Science will work the same regardless what you believe. If you were to enter a room and flip the switch, the lights would turn on whether you believed in science or not. Even if the lights do not turn on, there is a way to fix it by hand - whether it's changing the bulb, switch, light fixture or electricity. Nothing is left to belief.

I do not expect any minds to be changed here as many of your forum members have such a strong and passionate belief in God nor do I harbor any ill will towards anyone (despite what you may wish upon me as a non believer). However I do question what will happen in the future. God and the bible has answered many questions in the past, ones that never had answers to. As time moved on, man has intellectually and socially evolved - finding answers to those questions without the need for God. As time continues to move on, it will only be a matter of time before an individual can see the Earth from space with their own eyes and be able to tell that the Earth is indeed round. You can already send cameras into high altitudes with easily obtainable kits, but I do not believe you will believe it unless you went up there yourselves to see it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

Science does not require faith on any level - which if you ask me is one of the main differences between religion and science. Religion requires you to have faith otherwise be eternally damned as so many of the forum members have pointed out. Your belief is that nothing good can happen to an individual if they are a nonbeliever and at the same time, everything that goes wrong in that individual's life is because they do not believe.

Excellent! A Landover Pastor could not have put it better!

Science will work the same regardless what you believe. If you were to enter a room and flip the switch, the lights would turn on whether you believed in science or not. Even if the lights do not turn on, there is a way to fix it by hand - whether it's changing the bulb, switch, light fixture or electricity. Nothing is left to belief.

Yes but when they don’t come on – Who caused the bulb to fail? Answer me that! And did not that bulb fail because of some sin you committed?

I do not expect any minds to be changed here as many of your forum members have such a strong and passionate belief in God nor do I harbor any ill will towards anyone (despite what you may wish upon me as a non believer).

The only thing I wish is that you would wash yourself in the warm blood of The Lamb of God.

God and the bible has answered many questions in the past, ones that never had answers to.

Just so! And in 100 years time, today will be the past, and God’s answers will remain the same.

As time moved on, man has intellectually and socially evolved - finding answers to those questions without the need for God.

These are Satan’s words

As time continues to move on, it will only be a matter of time before an individual can see the Earth from space with their own eyes and be able to tell that the Earth is indeed round. You can already send cameras into high altitudes with easily obtainable kits, but I do not believe you will believe it unless you went up there yourselves to see it.

But what happens when they see the earth is indeed flat!

And never forget, even if someone did make it beyond the firmament:

Isa:66:4: I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.

So how would we know if this were real or not?

[sumdumgai808]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Yes but when they don’t come on – Who caused the bulb to fail? Answer me that! And did not that bulb fail because of some sin you committed?

It can be anything from simple defective parts to wear and tear - all man made causes. Much like how your shoe wears down over time, the light bulb too will wear down over time. No matter how free of sin you are, things will always break down because man is not perfect. Simply saying that the only thing to cause things to break down is because of sin is to imply that anything man makes is perfect in anyway and can only be ruined with sin.

The only thing I wish is that you would wash yourself in the warm blood of The Lamb of God.

Although that sounds like an interesting experience, it is difficult for me to find a lamb - let alone The Lamb of God. If we are speaking in the literal sense anyway. I apologize if I misunderstood that remark as it is difficult to tell when someone is being literal or figurative online.

Just so! And in 100 years time, today will be the past, and God’s answers will remain the same.

Anything is possible, however with the current trends - it is unlikely. Looking throughout history there have been instances where things did not work out. The most recent one that comes to mind is the recent rapture that didn't follow through. Of course I will admit that could have been a mistake on man's part, but if someone as into his faith such as Harold Camping could be wrong - who is to say others aren't wrong either?

These are Satan’s words But what happens when they see the earth is indeed flat!

Then we will move on and take the world as flat. They have no problems admitting they are wrong as long as there is verifiable evidence to support a new way of thinking. You could argue that there is evidence around us, however most people do not see it. It would seem that only those with faith can see the evidence of God. As I said earlier, Science does not require faith. It holds true whether or not you believe in the science or not. Things around science can also be replicated by anyone as long as you have the knowledge and tools to replicate it.

So how would we know if this were real or not?

It's up to you to decide what is real and what isn't. For all you know, this could just simply be a dream just just feels real. I could even be a figment of your imagination. You can take what you want to be real and what you want to be fake. When you question reality, it's up to you decide what you want to see and what you don't want to see.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

Science does not require faith on any level

I'm grinning because I hear this all. the. time! And yet you people have faith in all kinds of things that, upon further inspection, turn out to be foolishness!
"Spontaneous Generation" ring a bell? That was "cutting edge science" for generations! Who's to say how quickly your hypotheses today will poop out?

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

I do not expect any minds to be changed here as many of your forum members have such a strong and passionate belief in God nor do I harbor any ill will towards anyone (despite what you may wish upon me as a non believer).

If you don't harbor any ill will towards anyone, then why are you worried about the future? I think in reality you want to persecute those who believe in the beautiful and mystical realities of life until teaching God-given Truths in schools are illegal.

And for the record, I don't want to anything bad for you, but it isn't my job to judge you. The Almighty Judge (the LORD), however, will not take your rebellion so kindly as we do here. The Spirit of the LORD has led you here to hear the Truth. You would be wise to learn about it, for your own sake.

[sumdumgai808]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I'm grinning because I hear this all. the. time! And yet you people have faith in all kinds of things that, upon further inspection, turn out to be foolishness!
"Spontaneous Generation" ring a bell? That was "cutting edge science" for generations! Who's to say how quickly your hypotheses today will poop out?

Actually, Spontaneous Generation helps my point. As I mentioned, it does not take much to change the views of a non-believer. Once something is proven to be false, they will generally accept it and move on as long as there is a way to recreate the experiment that proved it false. We cannot possibly know everything right away - to imply that would be silly. It would be just as silly for you to hear a non-believer say he knows everything about everything just as much as the non-believer hears you say a book written by man centuries ago has the answers to everything.

If you don't harbor any ill will towards anyone, then why are you worried about the future? I think in reality you want to persecute those who believe in the beautiful and mystical realities of life until teaching God-given Truths in schools are illegal.

I worry about the future because I know how many people are passionate and dedicated to your faith. Although Christianity is the more dominate religion, there is no denying that it's numbers are dropping with each passing year. I cannot begin to imagine what it would be like to have something you believe as a definite truth be proven to be false and have your whole concept of the world shattered. I fear that those people who hold onto their faith so closely will have to experience that one day and I don't believe all of them can accept that.

Of course do not get me wrong, I do not wish to see any persecution on any level. Much like how it is only a matter of time before a river can take a rough rock and turn it into a smooth stone, things will eventually change.

And for the record, I don't want to anything bad for you, but it isn't my job to judge you. The Almighty Judge (the LORD), however, will not take your rebellion so kindly as we do here. The Spirit of the LORD has led you here to hear the Truth. You would be wise to learn about it, for your own sake.

I sincerely appreciate the fact that you personally do not wish any ill will on my part and I can only hope to convey the same feelings towards you. I am not here to rebel and despite the tone you believe my messages to be in. I am currently on a spiritual journey of sorts as I mentioned in my introduction post. I do find the passion and devotion you have for God and the bible to be something admirable however I would be lying if I said I did not see flaws within everything. You can take my posts as you will, but I do not wish any offense during my visit to these forums.

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

Of course do not get me wrong, I do not wish to see any persecution on any level...

She said, carefully covering her blueprints for death camps for Christians...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

You can take my posts as you will, but I do not wish any offense during my visit to these forums.

Then you would not have so blatantly rejected the One Source that CAN and DOES tell us the whole Truth, the Holy Bible, the Living Word of God, and CALL IT "SILLY"!

PS, I'm watching you.

[sumdumgai808]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Then you would not have so blatantly rejected the One Source that CAN and DOES tell us the whole Truth, the Holy Bible, the Living Word of God, and CALL IT "SILLY"!

PS, I'm watching you.

That of course was an example. My intent was to show you how both sides, believers and non believers, can regard the other one's knowledge and idea of truth to be "silly". Your reaction to the bible being called "silly" is the same reaction nonbelievers would have if you call their science "silly". It is all a matter of perspective. People are entitled to their beliefs. The bible is much stronger than anything else and should not be so easily offended with a simple word such as "silly".

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

That of course was an example. My intent was to show you how both sides, believers and non believers, can regard the other one's knowledge and idea of truth to be "silly". Your reaction to the bible being called "silly" is the same reaction nonbelievers would have if you call their science "silly". It is all a matter of perspective. People are entitled to their beliefs. The bible is much stronger than anything else and should not be so easily offended with a simple word such as "silly".

If you have to make a point by insulting your audience, then you don't have much of a point, do you?

[sumdumgai808]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

If you have to make a point by insulting your audience, then you don't have much of a point, do you?

Many points have been made with negative examples. As true in the bible and in real life, not everything is pleasant. I'm sure one such as yourself should be aware of already. An example is an example. I could technically turn what you said around and point it back at you. I am sure I can find several posts of yours in which you insult nonbelievers. However, I believe this is straying from the initial subject of this particular post. If you would like we can exchange private messages and I can continue to explain myself and how I mean no one harm.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by sumdumgai808

Many points have been made with negative examples. As true in the bible and in real life, not everything is pleasant. I'm sure one such as yourself should be aware of already. An example is an example. I could technically turn what you said around and point it back at you. I am sure I can find several posts of yours in which you insult nonbelievers. However, I believe this is straying from the initial subject of this particular post. If you would like we can exchange private messages and I can continue to explain myself and how I mean no one harm.

I'm not interested in you harassing me or mocking my faith in private any more than I am interested in you harassing me or mocking my faith in public.

Why exactly did you come here anyway? You think you're smarter than us? Better than us? What gives you the right to tell us that?