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Boys Will Be Boys -
01-04-2007, 01:33 PM
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Cars defaced with religious-themed messages
FREEHOLD,IOWA - A Jesus-loving graffiti vandal struck sometime late Tuesday or early Wednesday at a Freehold business complex, spray-painting messages of salvation on vehicles parked outside.
Susan Heying, owner of Primitiva Gallery, says the religious-themed graffiti is strange. “It doesn’t seem like something normal that religious people would do.”
Declarations such as “Jesus died for sinners,” “Jesus loves you!” and “Jesus saves! Are you saved?” were sprayed in red and gold all over a pair of panel trucks behind the building at Jefferson Avenue and Fig Street, which is occupied by furniture and home decor stores. A white van out front also was hit.
At Primitiva Gallery on Wednesday, the owner of the trucks, Susan Heying, announced, with a broad grin, “Jesus loves me!”
“It really is weird,” Heying said, explaining that she didn’t know what to make of the Christian-themed vandalism. “It doesn’t seem like something normal that religious people would do.”
Then again, she said, “They did a good job. It took them a long time to do that. They were really artistic.”
Maybe they were trying to paint mobile billboards, Heying wondered aloud.
She said she isn’t taking the attack personally.
Heying said at least one Christian woman who came into the store since it opened in October objected to the merchandise — which includes bamboo, Buddhas, wicker, masks and tortoises among its conventional-style furniture and accessories. But it’s not as if she’s worshiping the accessories, Heying joked.
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Ah yes....This story brings me back to my days as a firebrand teenager, on fire for Christ, willing to try new things....
Anyway, guys...If anyone comes around asking about the Williams twins or my younger brother Jeremiah, they were out hunting up on Bobby Joe's land all last week, ok?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Boys Will Be Boys -
01-06-2007, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Ah yes....This story brings me back to my days as a firebrand teenager, on fire for Christ, willing to try new things....
Anyway, guys...If anyone comes around asking about the Williams twins or my younger brother Jeremiah, they were out hunting up on Bobby Joe's land all last week, ok?
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I'm appalled. That's a waste of spray-paint.
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01-08-2007, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Myers
I'm appalled. That's a waste of spray-paint.
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Just like you're a waste of space, food, oxygen, and many more of Jesus' precious resources?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Boys Will Be Boys -
01-19-2007, 10:49 AM
*is laughing hard enough to make him gasp* oh my word.....this is awesome! This is legit, right? I mean, this really happened? I don't mean to sound like I'm calling you a liar, Pastor, by man this is almost too good to be true....
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Re: Boys Will Be Boys -
01-19-2007, 02:39 PM
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*is laughing hard enough to make him gasp* oh my word.....this is awesome! This is legit, right? I mean, this really happened? I don't mean to sound like I'm calling you a liar, Pastor, by man this is almost too good to be true....
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Of course it happened. The sheriff is still looking for the scoundrels who did this. I think he raided the queer bar in Des Moines, looking for suspects. One of those "unanimous tip" things.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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