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Default Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 03-28-2009, 04:31 PM

I cannot believe how convuluted your logic is, all of you.
The ministers especially.

As the leaders of a body of the church, you are expected to spread the word of our Lord Jesus, and yet you do the opposite!!!

Jesus was a man who spent all him time with the poor, the Tax Collectors, the Lepers.
An equivalent for those today would be the Gays, the Drug users, the gamblers...

Detestable people, yes?

Well the squeaky wheel gets the grease!!

Go out into the world and solve these problems yourself instead of sitting within a coven of mad-men, brooding over race, and depictions of sacrilidge.

For Gods sake, ACT like Christians!!
Don't shun people because of their problems!
That's the very reason you should be taking them in!!

Arguments over "Holocaust" are beside the point.
You do nothing more than waste your own time, which by the way... is a gift from God himself.
You waste a gift from God on hate and malice.

It is rather understandable why other cultures hate "White, Christian America", mainly because you hated them first.

The phrase "Do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself" isn't just a proverb, it is a social truth.

How you act is how you get treated.
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Default Re: Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 03-28-2009, 05:54 PM

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It is rather understandable why other cultures hate "White, Christian America", mainly because you hated them first.
No, these other cultures hate Christianity, which sadly means only white, Christian, Republican, Americans these days. Yes this is a less than desirable state of affairs friend but we must face the hard cruel reality that Satan has mislead many, many people.

However we are working hard to change the tide friend. We TRUE Christians™ have Ministries and missionaries the world over. We have not given up, we still follow Jesus Great Commission® to save the worthless scum of the word from damnation. Were have we said even a AIDs spreading fag is cut off from Christ? This forum is just a small example of our effort to Save the world.

I think you judge us to quickly friend.



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Default Re: Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 03-28-2009, 05:58 PM

Not very polite are you? Marching in here telling God where He is wrong! Shame on you sir!
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I cannot believe how convuluted your logic is, all of you.
The ministers especially. As the leaders of a body of the church, you are expected to spread the word of our Lord Jesus, and yet you do the opposite!!!
Then you will be able to point to some part where we have not quoted the Words of The Lord? No…? I thought not.
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Jesus was a man who spent all him time with the poor, the Tax Collectors, the Lepers.
That is an absolute lie and you know it! He did not spend ALL his time with these people.
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An equivalent for those today would be the Gays, the Drug users, the gamblers...
The equivalent today??? What has that to do with Salvation – who are you to tell me, or anyone else what God is thinking now? If he was thinking of homers, it is only that he was thinking how they will burn in hell. They are an abomination!
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Detestable people, yes?
Well God thinks so and that’s good enough for me.
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Well the squeaky wheel gets the grease!!
The phrase, “squeaky wheel” refers to someone like you who whines all the time and if you carry on like this, you’re going to get no one’s grease, other, perhaps as anal lube when Satan sees you.
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Go out into the world and solve these problems yourself instead of sitting within a coven of mad-men, brooding over race, and depictions of sacrilidge.
And just how far from His home did Jesus go?
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For Gods sake, ACT like Christians!!
We do, we follow every one of God’s Words, not just the ones that fluffy-bunny false Christians like you do.
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The phrase "Do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself" isn't just a proverb, it is a social truth.
Exactly!!!! If I were a Homer, I would want to be stoned to death! If I were a rebellious youth, a stout rod would do the job and if it didn’t, it’s back to the stones! If I were a witch, who should suffer me to live? No one, that’s who.
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Just so, and you’re acting proud, ungodly and as a false prophet – expect little mercy when Jesus calls!





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Default Re: Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 03-28-2009, 08:08 PM

Can you point out an area where we have not followed God's word? Maybe you're new to Christianity -- or you attend one of those touchy-feely churches that preach a diluted message. (Or the very touchy-feely catholick church.) In any case, I think you are a mormon.


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Default Re: Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 03-29-2009, 06:22 AM

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

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Default Re: Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 04-02-2009, 04:28 PM

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Can you point out an area where we have not followed God's word? Maybe you're new to Christianity -- or you attend one of those touchy-feely churches that preach a diluted message. (Or the very touchy-feely catholick church.) In any case, I think you are a mormon.
Do you expect to get an honest answer form this Jesus hating atheist?



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Default Re: Mr. Message has a high noise ratio - 04-03-2009, 02:05 AM

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It is rather understandable why other cultures hate "White, Christian America", mainly because you hated them first.
And now we're down trodden by THE MAN !!!
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