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Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-18-2016, 10:10 PM
my goal here is to interact with my fellow christens on this website i found God 4 years ago when i got out of a coma i was in for five days caused by a car crash by a drunk driver i lived but my dog didn't she was a good girl. my favorite bible verse is the one that tells you how to make bread Ezekiel 4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. because if i get hungry it makes me read the bible even more.
P.S the bread is nice a little dry but nice
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-18-2016, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DoveOfPeace
my goal here is to interact with my fellow christens on this website i found God 4 years ago when i got out of a coma i was in for five days caused by a car crash by a drunk driver i lived but my dog didn't she was a good girl. my favorite bible verse is the one that tells you how to make bread Ezekiel 4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. because if i get hungry it makes me read the bible even more.
P.S the bread is nice a little dry but nice
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Hello and to our friendly forum!
The only important question which remains to be answered is, do you bake your bread on a fire fueled by human dung? Because that's how God wants us to eat it, you know:
Ezekiel 4:9-12
9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.
10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.
11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.
12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
What a delicacy that is, isn't it?
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-18-2016, 10:22 PM
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Hello and to our friendly forum!
The only important question which remains to be answered is, do you bake your bread on a fire fueled by human dung? Because that's how God wants us to eat it, you know:
Ezekiel 4:9-12
9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.
10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.
11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.
12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
What a delicacy that is, isn't it?
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well i must of over looked the recipe i use a oven is that bad because if i use human waste it might get me sick.
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-18-2016, 10:28 PM
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well i must of over looked the recipe i use a oven is that bad because if i use human waste it might get me sick.
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Well, the question is, what to you consider to be more important: following the Word of God 100%, as is, no cherry-picking, or the possibility of getting sick? Whom do you trust more, God or the secular science?
I will pray for you.
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-18-2016, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Well, the question is, what to you consider to be more important: following the Word of God 100%, as is, no cherry-picking, or the possibility of getting sick? Whom do you trust more, God or the secular science?
I will pray for you.
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the Lord and common sense. i mean no offense of corse.
the only thing now is...
would you eat it?
thank you for the prayer i think im going to need that
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-18-2016, 10:43 PM
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the Lord and common sense. i mean no offense of corse.
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No offense taken, dear. We know that God uses the common sense to lead people to Hell:
1 Corinthians 3:18-20
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
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the only thing now is...
would you eat it?
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I must admit that I've never tried this specific Biblical recipe. It certainly is on my bucket list. I did eat things which were cooked on cow dung, but they were boiled in a pot and therefore not in the direct contact with the dung. I do wonder, would the flavor of the bread depend on what person/people whose dung was used ate on the previous day?
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thank you for the prayer i think im going to need that
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You're most welcome, dear!
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-19-2016, 03:28 AM
Hello, just a quick welcome before I get on with some gardening. Today I'm reading Ecclesiastes which is a great book full of information of some help to me because it's windy and there are a lot of trees around and it's been raining a bit so that the ground grips less strongly the roots.
ECCLESIASTES 11:3 If the clouds be full of rain, they empty themselves upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be.
context . KJV The Bible is full of information I find useful, either confirming what I'd thought or often supplying new facts which I'd never have realised without Him.
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-19-2016, 08:29 AM
Hello Dove, I am very sorry to hear about the death of your beloved dog.
Fortunately, there are many Bible verses that indicate your dog has both a soul and an afterlife:
http://www.bible.ca/su-do-animals-ha...-in-heaven.htm
But given that the above source also indicates that, according to the Bible, your dog had free will...
Well, let's just say hope your dog made the right decisions in life, and is not now burning in Hell.
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-19-2016, 02:30 PM
If I had a dog, which I don't, it would be a part of my household. Therefore it would technically be a part of my house. Therefore I could proclaim, "As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD." (Joshua 24:15)
Which implies I could also say, "As for me and my dog, we will serve the Lord!" But if my dog chose not to honor God, I would have him summarily killed, since we have dominion over the animals. (Genesis 1:26) Why have a shedding sinner in the house, messing up things and urinating on the floor?
So, Miss Dove, I hope you properly witnessed to your dog or you may be responsible if it is burning in pet perdition as we speak. I suspect Jesus may frown on that.
Welcome to our friendly and inviting forums!
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-19-2016, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
If I had a dog, which I don't, it would be a part of my household. Therefore it would technically be a part of my house. Therefore I could proclaim, "As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD." (Joshua 24:15)
Which implies I could also say, "As for me and my dog, we will serve the Lord!" But if my dog chose not to honor God, I would have him summarily killed, since we have dominion over the animals. (Genesis 1:26) Why have a shedding sinner in the house, messing up things and urinating on the floor?
So, Miss Dove, I hope you properly witnessed to your dog or you may be responsible if it is burning in pet perdition as we speak. I suspect Jesus may frown on that.
Welcome to our friendly and inviting forums!
BrotherLarry
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its Mister Dove to you BrotherLarry
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Re: Hi Im The DoveOfPeace -
12-19-2016, 04:22 PM
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its Mister Dove to you BrotherLarry
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Awww, look at it kicking those slats. How cute.
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