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Jesus' eternal love At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - 08-12-2018, 05:30 AM

I understand that girls should be married before their first period in order not to waste any precious ova, but what about boys? As my strong, strapping young sons become strong, strapping young Christian men, I wonder at which age to marry them off?


Psalm 62:5-7 KJV My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence; I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - 08-12-2018, 02:50 PM

It depends on the maturity of the boys involved. You can’t have one boy ready and the other too immature to handle commitment.

OH... you mean a boy and a female. Nevermind. Just move along. Praise Jesus!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - 08-13-2018, 12:49 PM

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It depends on the maturity of the boys involved. You can’t have one boy ready and the other too immature to handle commitment.

OH... you mean a boy and a female. Nevermind. Just move along. Praise Jesus!


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Jesus' eternal love Re: At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - Yesterday, 01:26 AM

You need to marry your son at the age of 7. 7 is God's FAVORITE NUMBER and he is a MALE. You need to marry your son to a 1 year old girl so they can have as many children as possible!
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You need to marry your son at the age of 7. 7 is God's FAVORITE NUMBER and he is a MALE. You need to marry your son to a 1 year old girl so they can have as many children as possible!
That's when they're cheapest, too!


Leviticus 27 "3And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. 4And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. 5And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. 6And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. 7And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels."



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Default Re: At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - Yesterday, 02:49 AM

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You need to marry your son at the age of 7. 7 is God's FAVORITE NUMBER and he is a MALE. You need to marry your son to a 1 year old girl so they can have as many children as possible!
Don't be silly. A 1-year-old girl can't bear children! You should wait until she is closer to puberty.


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Sinner Re: At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - Yesterday, 03:31 PM

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Don't be silly. A 1-year-old girl can't bear children! You should wait until she is closer to puberty.

That's why you must marry them off at that age, to make sure they have kids as soon as she can!
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Default Re: At What Age Should Boys Be Married? - Yesterday, 03:56 PM

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That's why you must marry them off at that age, to make sure they have kids as soon as she can!
No need to make things up, dear. True Christians™ know what Jesus really wants because He left His Best Selling Autobiography as a kind of Celebrity Tell-All for all the world to come to know Him! If you want to know what the best path forward for marriage is, you have only to read the Holy Bible! Here at Landover Baptist Church, we have even made it easy by highlighting some of the most important elements:

Landover Baptist Church Guidebook for Betrothal and Marriage

(download here)


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