You know, I've been here and there of all places, and I can't say I've
EVER seen a good looking Jew or Jewess. Could this be why they murdered Jesus? They were jealous of his delicate
blonde hair,
blue-eyed Blessed looks? (Mark 15:10 For he knew that the chief priests had delivered him for envy.)
Case and point, look at this line up of dancing Jewish men. Do any of them look remotely appealing? Now granted, in spite of my thread title, the majority of them don't have beards (yet), though under a micro-scrope, one can determine the buddings of a bit of jew pubic fuzz under the chins of the younger. And what are those funny hats exactly? They look like Gremlin, dwarf caps to me where they hide the gold.
Oooorrr...they could be trying to conceal a case of the GROSSE (Growth Recession Of Semitic Split Ends)
Now lets look at their women.
Is this a special Jewish walk, or has Jesus cursed them with palsy?
Even the women seem to be in the need of a eyebrow waxing.
Back to my original inquiry, it seems to me that it's no coincidence Christ has struck the Jews with the ugly stick, though I have no doubt they suffered these aesthetic foibles since they've crawled on this world. I thank Jesus every night for gracing me with fair silver-fox locks in my elder age, making me look as far from a Jew as you could get.