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Default Hello - 10-14-2017, 10:11 PM

Hello, my name is Joseph Williams, i'm 27 and currently working as an accountant. I am married, with a daughter called Elizabeth. I go to Saint Joseph's Catholic Church, my favourite Bible verse is Romans 8:18. I found Jesus though my parents, as they were very devout Christians, so I was raised in a very religious household.

But, on to why I am speaking to you all. I live in Bradford, while it is a nice place there is a big problem. Muslims. And one of these Muslims, who goes to the same school as her, has tried to seduce my daughter and convert her to Allah. Me and my wife are quite terrified of her being turned form the word of God by this man, could any of you help us.
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Default Re: Hello - 10-14-2017, 11:02 PM

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...I go to Saint Joseph's Catholic Church...could any of you help us.
Sure. Stop being Catholic.


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Default Re: Hello - 10-14-2017, 11:09 PM

Do not worry about losing your daughter. Catholics and Muslims go to the same Hell, for ever and ever, so in time you'll catch up.

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Default Re: Hello - 10-14-2017, 11:11 PM

Hi .. Thank you for posting an intro. Romans 8 is a great chapter from God's Holy Word which I often find encouraging.

ROMANS 8 .KJV . read on
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There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.

One thing that concerns me is that your daughter hangs out with the ethnics. They will of course be trying to get her to say the shahada. If they can manage to get the appropriate form of words into a sentence spoken by her, for example in an "Arabic Lesson" charade, then when she transgresses the sharia they will be able to exact vengeance for your taking them in or, if they do not come from a 3rd world hellhole, making them rich.

KORAN 5 al-Ma'idah .Pickthall . look up
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For that cause We decreed for the Children of Israel that whosoever killeth a human being for other than manslaughter or corruption in the earth, it shall be as if he had killed all mankind, and whoso saveth the life of one, it shall be as if he had saved the life of all mankind. Our messengers came unto them of old with clear proofs (of Allah's Sovereignty), but afterwards lo! many of them became prodigals in the earth.
33 The only reward of those who make war upon Allah and His messenger and strive after corruption in the land will be that they will be killed or crucified, or have their hands and feet on alternate sides cut off, or will be expelled out of the land. Such will be their degradation in the world, and in the Hereafter theirs will be an awful doom;
34 Save those who repent before ye overpower them. For know that Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

Saying the shahada amounts to having accepted "the clear proofs" and what happens to everyone else viz those who reject "the clear proofs" is set out in verse 33 and since I doubt that the inhabitants of Bradford will manage to expel all Englishes from England what is intended is selected from the remaining alternatives. We, as prodigals-in-the-earth (sounds a bit like freeman-on-the-land if you ask me) because we reject the claims of Mohammed, ARE seeking corruption in the earth according to them.

Christians have a different standard, one set out in Romans 8 quite well when read in context with the rest of The Bible, and for us corruption is not identified by reading what some hallucinating desert dweller came up with so he could release his inner mass murderer.

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I found Jesus though my parents, as they were very devout Christians, so I was raised in a very religious household.
Then why are you at a church dedicated to the Whore of Babylon, the vicar of Rome?
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But, on to why I am speaking to you all. I live in Bradford, while it is a nice place there is a big problem. Muslims. And one of these Muslims, who goes to the same school as her, has tried to seduce my daughter and convert her to Allah. Me and my wife are quite terrified of her being turned form the word of God by this man, could any of you help us.
Your problem and its solution are right there in front of you: If you had any faith at all, you would convert the camel-jockey to Christianity - your problems is as above - you are not a Christian: you're a death-cookie munching, Mary-Worshiper. Nobody but an idiot believes any of that garbage.

I suggest you study to be a Baptist - we know the Bible, for every word that the Arab guy puts up, there's a dozen verses to counter it.





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Default Re: Hello - 10-19-2017, 04:08 PM

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Optionally you could be less harsh. Catholics stopped killing after the Spanish inquisition:



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Hello, my name is Joseph Williams, i'm 27 and currently working as an accountant. I am married, with a daughter called Elizabeth. I go to Saint Joseph's Catholic Church, my favourite Bible verse is Romans 8:18. I found Jesus though my parents, as they were very devout Christians, so I was raised in a very religious household.

But, on to why I am speaking to you all. I live in Bradford, while it is a nice place there is a big problem. Muslims. And one of these Muslims, who goes to the same school as her, has tried to seduce my daughter and convert her to Allah. Me and my wife are quite terrified of her being turned form the word of God by this man, could any of you help us.

I could help you Joseph. I am one of the more vocal Catholics on this site. Don't waste your time getting through to these Baptist backbiters, and come to me and speak to someone who understands.
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Jesus Re: Hello - 10-20-2017, 01:48 PM

Welcome friend.
Joe (may I call you Joe? Super!) you have my deepest condolences about the daughter. Not pointing any fingers, but hopefully whoever is in your family that is angering God (probably your wife) will get right with Jesus and He will bless you with a son soon.
Regarding your problem, there not a lot you can do. All women are whores and as such are nothing but trouble. It is not 'if' the mooslime will rape her but when. Like death, it is simply a matter of time. You can take solace that females have no soul and have a value of merely a mans single rib so the loss is not great.
Tell me, do you hunt? What game do you like best? When gutting, do you like to cut top down or bottom up?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello - 10-23-2017, 10:24 PM

Hi Mitza,

Fair enough and I don´t like it one bit. You might admit though that it makes a bad argument contesting more or even less numerous killings.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: Hello - 10-24-2017, 01:10 AM

I praise our wondrous GOD that He has brought you to our forums, sir. As a former wafer muncher and Mary worshipper, let me point out from the start that you have been deceived by "Mother Church," as they call it.


In the document Nostra Aetate, you are lied to with the following statement:


The Church regards with esteem also the Muslims. They adore the one God, living and subsisting in Himself; merciful and all-powerful, the Creator of heaven and earth, who has spoken to men.

Unfortunately, this is a lie. ALLAH is NOT God. From the muslim book of lies, we read:


Islam vehemently rejects the doctrine of God as revealed in Holy Scriptures.
Islam denies the Trinity:
Certainly they disbelieve those who say: Surely Allah is the third (person) of the three; and there is no god but the one God, and if they desist not from what they say, a painful chastisement shall befall those among them who disbelieve (Sura 5:73).
O People of the Scripture! Do not exaggerate in your religion nor utter aught concerning Allah save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, was only a messenger of Allah, and His word which He conveyed unto Mary, and a spirit from Him. So believe in Allah and His messengers, and say not 'Three' - Cease! (it is) better for you! - Allah is only One Allah. Far is it removed from His Transcendent Majesty that He should have a son (Sura 4:171).

It's time to wake up and smell the stuffed grape leaves.


Your daughter is in danger of Perdition and it's primarily because you're allowing the cathylicks to influence her. Salvation is of JESUS CHRIST, requiring confession of sin to JESUS, not Father O'Choirboylicker. You must be baptized in water in the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. You must study the Bible, attend church regularly (a Baptist church is a solid choice), and you must trust in God to supply all your need while you tithe to the Landover Baptist Church. It's that simple. Christianity is simple. Christians are simple. There is no need for all the pomp and circumstance and repeating a prayer while you finger some beads. Show me in the Bible where it says to do that. Oh - I know - sacred tradition. Well, to Hades with tradition. My God is here and now, and gives us our rules in the Holy Bible. Nowhere else.


Want your harlot daughter saved? Get her away from the papists and move away from the Muslims. That's a start. Then get your gnarly papist behind to a REAL church and get on your knees before our forgiving and loving GOD.


Glory to Jesus! Enjoy your day.
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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