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Default Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 06:22 PM

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  1. [22] Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 06:39 PM

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  1. [22] Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Did you happen to notice that this is a Christian church forum? We know perfectly well that God considers homosexuals to be abominations.

Why are you telling us what we already know?

You are aware that God hates many kinds of people, not just sodomites, right? Liars and hypocrites, for example?


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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 06:56 PM

Doesn't the bible say not to judge people? By the way, why is homosexuality an abomination?
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:06 PM

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Doesn't the bible say not to judge people? By the way, why is homosexuality an abomination?
No, actually, the Bible commands us to judge.


Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.



1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.


Homosexuality is an abomination because God says it is.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:10 PM

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Doesn't the bible say not to judge people?
This about what you just wrote: if we can't judge how do we tell what is wrong or what is right?
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By the way, why is homosexuality an abomination?
While the Bible doesn't specifically say the view of the writers (who were being guided by God) was the soul comes into the body in the sperm in the man's body. Any non-reproductive sex murders those souls without a chance of being born. Homosexuality is particularity loathsome to God because God judges on appearances so it confuses the issue of who is a man and who is a woman. So gays are mass murderers who deliberately trick God into injustice.



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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:11 PM

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Why do you people demand that we know the mind of God? He gave us a set of rules and we follow it.

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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:21 PM

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Homosexuality is an abomination because God says it is.
John 8:7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

I don't doubt that the bible says God says homosexuality is an abomination, i wanted to know WHY he says it.
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:25 PM

I suggest you pray to Him and ask the same question. Anyhoo, sticking your tallywhacker up a man's ass is hardly polite behavior, is it? It makes normal people go, "eeeewwwwwwww!" And God is nothing if He is not absolutely Normal (apart from his super-powers, etc.)





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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:29 PM

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I suggest you pray to Him and ask the same question. Anyhoo, sticking your tallywhacker up a man's ass is hardly polite behavior, is it? It makes normal people go, "eeeewwwwwwww!" And God is nothing if He is not absolutely Normal (apart from his super-powers, etc.)
well, i have, but still no answer. also marrying a fat woman is behavior that makes ME go "eeeewwwwwwww!" does that mean God hates fat women and the men who love them anyway too? i'm being serious, this is a troubling subject that i cannot seem to get a solid answer in.
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:32 PM

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well, i have, but still no answer. also marrying a fat woman is behavior that makes ME go "eeeewwwwwwww!" does that mean God hates fat women and the men who love them anyway too? i'm being serious, this is a troubling subject that i cannot seem to get a solid answer in.
Of course God hates fat women. Read Proverbs 31, do you think a fat woman could get that all done in one day? Oh he also hates, useless stick girls. He wants a woman who can do a days worth of labor.


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well, i have, but still no answer. also marrying a fat woman is behavior that makes ME go "eeeewwwwwwww!" does that mean God hates fat women and the men who love them anyway too? i'm being serious, this is a troubling subject that i cannot seem to get a solid answer in.
If you are unable to get a straight answer, it is because you haven't read the Bible.

Deuteronomy 21:20-21 (King James Version) 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version) 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.


Proverbs 30:21-22 (King James Version) 21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: 22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;



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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:43 PM

Not sure cause, like jesus, we all like the boaby, including fat woman
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 07:44 PM

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Of course God hates fat women. Read Proverbs 31, do you think a fat woman could get that all done in one day? Oh he also hates, useless stick girls. He wants a woman who can do a days worth of labor.
Proverbs 31 contains the sayings of the mother of King Lemuel. Now that this fact is established, STOP AVOIDING THE ISSUE!
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Proverbs 31 contains the sayings of the mother of King Lemuel. Now that this fact is established, STOP AVOIDING THE ISSUE!
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If you are unable to get a straight answer, it is because you haven't read the Bible.
contrary to what you think, i have read the bible. of course, if all of you have, this issue may have been resolved a long time ago. don't tell me "he said" tell me "he said because"!
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 08:04 PM

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It says right there in The Bible. A book clearly needs an author.
how do you know it's not lying? how do you know that a person didn't just say that god wrote it?

its not just as simple as god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because he did? especially when other books say the same thing about themselves and say that the other books are lying?
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Proverbs 31 contains the sayings of the mother of King Lemuel. Now that this fact is established, STOP AVOIDING THE ISSUE!
Ooohhh. Your demons are riled up, aren't they.

You know Jesus can cure you boy. As for avoiding the issue, look at Proverbs 31 (if your demons will let you without making you vomit) and tell me how a fat woman would be capable of doing the following each and every day.
  • She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
  • She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
  • She considereth a field, and buyeth it
  • with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
  • She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
  • She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
  • She maketh herself coverings of tapestry
  • She maketh fine linen, and selleth it
  • eateth not the bread of idleness.
Oh, yeah, some fat couch lump can really get all of that done in a day.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: Jesus hates Fags. - 10-07-2010, 08:16 PM

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how do you know it's not lying? how do you know that a person didn't just say that god wrote it?

its not just as simple as god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because it says in the bible that god wrote the bible and we know that it is true because god wrote the bible because he did? especially when other books say the same thing about themselves and say that the other books are lying?
What about the 10,000 prophecies that have come true? What about the fact that a 5,000 year old book(speaking of the books of Moses) is still relevant today? What about the fact that our laws are based on the Bible?

No you atheists are just angry little people who are mad because God didn't give you a pony when you prayed for it.


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