I was rummaging through my grandfathers trunk on the weekend and found his old WWII cryptograph locked away in some musty old steamer trunk. There was a yellowed telegram embedded, which I decided to decode.
Here's the original type on the telegram.
BTZK, 4DU1D TO! FTIZ DKEK DK DKD EI TITEE! !CA WIDS DIDN DI DIDAR DISI DIS RIDS, RID MDSN. EIDIAE IR LSONSF RIS EAN SISLE. OVSLAI IE IE EISNA.
Here was after I ran it through the cryptograph.
Boar, no sir! Heil kelm my gut el hurtz! !Me will dine at Belzig back for free, for mine. Alpine le schlong for dan delion. Arbeit el mine de klein.
It still doesn't make a lick of sense. I think it needs another decoding! What could my grandfather been hiding? He was a very private man. I see what vaguely looks like German in the code. This discovery, combined with the profound collection of Nazi memorabilia I found in the attic leads me to believe he was not just a simple Nazi sympathizer, but might have really been working for them! I am faxing a copy to the Senior Research Pastor of Landover's Decryption Laboratory for signs of angelic tampering.