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Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-11-2017, 11:20 AM
While we are all weighing in on what beloved President Donald J. Trump (Keeper of the American Crown, Defender of the Faith, Ruler of all that is Good and Holy) should do in his first 100 days, what do you think shamed former president Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his adorable wife (cough) Michelle My Head is too Big Obama should do once they are again private citizens? Here is my list:
1. Pray for forgiveness.
2. Move to France or some other state.
3. Prepare to face GOD (and they better have a great story ready or it's not going to be pretty).
4. Open a chicken and collard greens restaurant. The children could be servants - um, servers. I hope they'll wear protective gloves.
Praise GOD! Our country will no longer be under siege!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-11-2017, 03:36 PM
I believe that President Obama should reorganize the Washington community when he leaves the White House and takes up residence elsewhere in the city. The city of Washington DC is one of the last places in Babylon where the people are well represented. The population is mostly Black people and the white people are mostly members of the Party. I believe it would be possible for the people in Washington to show the rest of America how best to resist the Republican invaders if they are properly organized and community organization is President Obama's most advanced specialty.
Once the community is organized President Obama should travel Babylon with other influential and respected Black leaders, like Reverend Al Sharpton and Shadow Senator Jesse Jackson, and galvanize the Babylonian public to resist President Donald Trump who has stolen the election and invaded America. Once there is an understanding of the racist Republicans the people of America will realize that they have been robbed by the white man and the revolution will begin. With Jah's help President Obama will then be in charge again.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-11-2017, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
While we are all weighing in on what beloved President Donald J. Trump (Keeper of the American Crown, Defender of the Faith, Ruler of all that is Good and Holy) should do in his first 100 days, what do you think shamed former president Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his adorable wife (cough) Michelle My Head is too Big Obama should do once they are again private citizens? Here is my list:
1. Pray for forgiveness.
2. Move to France or some other state.
3. Prepare to face GOD (and they better have a great story ready or it's not going to be pretty).
4. Open a chicken and collard greens restaurant. The children could be servants - um, servers. I hope they'll wear protective gloves.
Praise GOD! Our country will no longer be under siege!
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He will come to glorious Korea and we will discuss how to bring socialism to the United State. I have a good plan to turn all the American populace into socialists with fluoridated water, chemtrails, microchips and eugenics. I hope it will work. All glory to the 420-Epic-Meme-Illuminati.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-11-2017, 09:09 PM
Read the holy Bible but all of it.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-11-2017, 09:45 PM
Join a real church where God's Word is uncompromisingly preached, not the UCC (Unitarians Considering Christ).
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-12-2017, 12:14 AM
Obama should come out of the closet as a Real Black Guy©.
His attempts to speak standard American English must be exhausting him! He should be able to lapse into his natural speech and say things like "He be trippin'" and whatnot.
He should wear his pants several inches below his buttocks and pull his hoodie way over his face in case he needs to rob a convenience store for malt liquor and Milk Duds. (That's a black thing, right?)
The family needs to trade in those Portuguese Water Dogs (who are they kidding anyway?) for totally bad-@ss pit bulls. And they should definitely not neuter their new pets, because no black man worth his chitlins would let someone do that to his furry homies.
All in all, the man needs to embrace his ghetto background and let Trump reign as the True™ Standard Bearer of real class and cultural polish. After all, Trump did go to an Ivy League school.
Gallantly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-12-2017, 01:49 AM
Well, it is common knowledge that Moochle is really a man named Michael. I hope they drop the act and tell the world the truth. They aren't fooling anyone. They were the first gay couple in the White House.
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Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? -
01-12-2017, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Well, it is common knowledge that Moochle is really a man named Michael. I hope they drop the act and tell the world the truth. They aren't fooling anyone. They were the first gay couple in the White House.
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I am in shock! I thought the real name was Mitchell and not Michael! Well, you learn something new every day!
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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