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Default New Record Breaking Hurricane Irma - 09-06-2017, 12:33 AM

Praise Jesus, after a hiatus of 11 years of no hurricanes hitting the US, they seem to be back again - and just in the nick of time to punish the backlog of sin accumulated under Obama.

Watching Atlantic hurricanes form is about as much fun as playing those old pinball machines - fire that ball off and wondering where it will land. Veer to the West and you hit Cuba (communist Castro) and parts of the Caribbean (where all those "cruise" ships go to engage in sex orgies), and then onward to either the socialist enclaves of South America or hit the sin capitals of the Gulf coast like New Orleans and Houston. Veer slightly to the East and you might hit Florida (who caused trouble for G.W. Bush and their "hanging chads", or the even more deserving Democrats like Debbie Wasserman Schultz), and then maybe up the LIEberal East coast just to annoy the elites and start them whining about Al Gore and globull warming.

I know I have my favorite prioritized list of targets, but help Jesus out a bit in your prayers.

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Record-breaking Hurricane Irma bears down on Caribbean
By DANICA COTO
Today

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — Wielding the most powerful winds ever recorded for a storm in the Atlantic Ocean, Hurricane Irma bore down Tuesday on the Leeward Islands of the northeast Caribbean on a forecast path that could take it toward Florida over the weekend.

The storm, a dangerous Category 5, posed an immediate threat to the small islands of the northern Leewards, including Antigua and Barbuda, as well as the British and U.S. Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico.

"The Leeward Islands are going to get destroyed," warned Colorado State University meteorology professor Phil Klotzbach, a noted hurricane expert. "I just pray that this thing wobbles and misses them. This is a serious storm."

Irma had maximum sustained winds of 185 mph (295 kph) in late afternoon as it approached the Caribbean from the east, according to the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami.

Four other storms have had winds that strong in the overall Atlantic region but they were in the Caribbean Sea or the Gulf of Mexico, which are usually home to warmer waters that fuel cyclones. Hurricane Allen hit 190 mph in 1980, while 2005's Wilma, 1988's Gilbert and a 1935 great Florida Key storm all had 185 mph winds.

Irma is so strong because of the unusually warm waters for that part of the Atlantic.

https://apnews.com/1eab622061084a5a9...ears-Caribbean


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Default Re: New Record Breaking Hurricane Irma - 09-06-2017, 01:32 AM

Brother Bryan--Your observations are why I enjoy so much our friendship and that we share membership in Landover Baptist Church. Whenever hurricanes are approaching there is always so much negative news, how many will be killed, how many dollars of damage, this crisis and that one.

But you find positive things to say about God's weather and that is badly needed. Instead of all the physical damage hurricanes do, the emphasis should be on how many sinners are punished. When the spiritual lives of our country are made better, by killing some sinners, its physical well being will follow shortly thereafter.


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Jesus Re: New Record Breaking Hurricane Irma - 09-06-2017, 02:30 PM

PRAISE GOD FOR HIS WRATH!


Yes, you read that correctly. As some of you know, I was planning to go to Key West this week and lay hands on some homers, hoping to convince them to give it all to Jesus and avoid the flames of perdition. Jesus is sending Irma to weed some of them out, saving me lots of work in the process. It's up to them (as it was to all of us) to choose whether or not to repent prior to the arrival of God's mighty retribution upon the democrats and non-Baptists in the Sunshine State. Already the heathens of islands like Barbuda and those others I can't think of have felt the rushing winds of our Lord's mighty Hand as it waves back and forth and in circles too. (God is talented!)


Maybe I will be able to go to San Francisco and LA instead of Key West once we hear how many perverts were destroyed in the wake of Jesus' anger. GLORY TO HIS NAME!


Oh my Jesus, how we love Thee and praise Thee for Thy righteousness and sovereignty. We bow at Thy feet and cast our crowns at You (being careful not to injure your toes). GLORY! GLORY! GLORY! Hail, mighty King of Kings!


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Default Re: New Record Breaking Hurricane Irma - 09-06-2017, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post

Watching Atlantic hurricanes form is about as much fun as playing those old pinball machines - fire that ball off
I really like it that God is pounding on those Mexicans in the Caribbean. Think of how Mexicans have invaded this white country and how angry this must have made God. Now we will see how proud they are of their sins:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/05/u...T.nav=top-news


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Default Re: New Record Breaking Hurricane Irma - 09-06-2017, 09:39 PM

Idk, this whole hurricane Irma being destructive seems like people overreacting. Could be CNN fake news. Mandatory evacuation at a waste of government money. Rush Limbaugh even said its fake news. Heard so myself from Infowars. I trust these evangelicals over the withdoctora that believe they can predict the weather. Nobody can predict God's actions other than True Christians and the scriptures in the Bible.
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