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Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-26-2010, 08:53 PM
Friends,
a bunch of miners are trapped in a mineshaft.
Are we praying for their Rescue? OF COURSE NOT!!!!
We do the Opposite!!
Most of them are Mary-worshipping catholics:
http://www.denverpost.com/nationworl...933?source=pkg
Wiki:
The Catholic Church in Chile is part of the worldwide Roman Catholic Church, under the spiritual leadership of the Pope, the curia in Rome, and the Chilean Bishops Conference.
There are about eleven million Catholics - around 70% of the total population (16.500.000 in 2008). There are 5 archidioceses, 18 dioceses, 2 territorial prelatures, 1 apostolic vicariate, 1 military ordinariate and a personal prelature (Opus Dei).
These people are enemies of God!!
I hope that all of them die and go straight to hell.
Luke 19:27 (King James Version)
27But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-26-2010, 10:57 PM
I think we should drop a few hundred lit tea candles down the hole so they can pray. Maybe a few thick bundles of that stinky catlick incense too. It certainly would end all this pointless hoopla and let decent folks get back to their lives.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-26-2010, 11:43 PM
Amen, Brother Templeton
It’s amazing to see what the God mocking Catlics seems to think the almighty Lord wants in Heaven
Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
"The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 11:41 AM
Brothers and Sisters: Do not be alarmed by this foreign language. By cardfully reading the label on a can of Dutch Boy paint, I have been able to translate this sign for you.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 12:11 PM
The way I see it is like this. God made the mine collapse and trapped the catlik miners underground . God allowed them to live and give them a chance to repent their sins, before He sends them the remainder of the way to Hell. It can not be more than a few hundred more feet deeper anyway.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 12:38 PM
The trapped miners should dig the earth with their own bloody hands, praising Jesus for his forgiveness. If they dont have the faith to rescue themselfes, they should die in that grave.
Psalm 11
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but the wicked and those who love violence
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 12:48 PM
I should never have added more Catlic blasphemy to this thread, since things are bad enough as they are until God makes it collaps
Back to the prayer closet for me
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 01:13 PM
If these guys were miners then they would be able to dig there way out. I don't think they are real miners.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 01:38 PM
Jep. I wonder why a bunch of Catlic homer men would want to stay down there together instead of dig their way out?
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 01:39 PM
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If these guys were miners then they would be able to dig there way out. I don't think they are real miners.
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It would not wonder me if they produced drugs down there.
That would be another reason for their punishment.
Or they worshipped another false Gods ( which we all know there is only one God, Praise Him! )
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Jep. I wonder why a bunch of Catlic homer men would want to stay down there together instead of dig their way out?
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I really dont want to know what happens down there. 100 scat freaks, in a small room, near hell and far away from Jesus. They could create another more aggresiv form of the H.I.V Virus. That could be the beginning of the Apocalypse.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 01:43 PM
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It would not wonder me if they produced drugs down there.
That would be another reason for their punishment.
Or they worshipped another false Gods ( which we all know there is only one God, Praise Him! )
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Those people from Chile are known for their drug lords, so it could have been one of those drug labs. Perhaps the drug lab exploded and they have got trapped.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 01:51 PM
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Those people from Chile are known for their drug lords, so it could have been one of those drug labs. Perhaps the drug lab exploded and they have got trapped.
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Maybe that is the Reason the Government of Chile want to help them so much.
They are dont interessted in the people, they just want the drugs down there.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 02:27 PM
Drug users they are, not doubt about it. They have been claiming for alcohol and cigarettes for weeks now. They are addicted to substances and I am sure they smoke week, do heroin and other hell damning drugs too. Only a real heathen can be given an opportunity like this, to be able to dedicate his entire day to prayer, meditation, love of God...and they chose to ask for drugs !
I say BURY THEM !
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 03:23 PM
What's happened is pretty clear. These miners are union bums at like like union bums everywhere they collapsed the mine so they could get a month or two off at their employers expense. Those relief holes should be sealed up and the minors families fined for causing that damage.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 04:39 PM
Brothers and Sisters: Let's stop pussy-footing around another issue.
All those people are papists and I'll bet every one of them was buggered by a priest during their lives.
We all know that some of them probably liked it, and it's like they have a smorgasboard down that "shaft."
I can barely imagine all those preversions they must be having. It gets pretty hot the further down in the ground you go and all those hot, sweaty bodies are rubbing together. The mind boggles.
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 05:17 PM
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Brothers and Sisters: Let's stop pussy-footing around another issue.
All those people are papists and I'll bet every one of them was buggered by a priest during their lives.
We all know that some of them probably liked it, and it's like they have a smorgasboard down that "shaft."
I can barely imagine all those preversions they must be having. It gets pretty hot the further down in the ground you go and all those hot, sweaty bodies are rubbing together. The mind boggles.
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Brother you don't think that they are down there buggering each other do you? I shudder at the thought of those men, all covered in sweat, prancing around naked in the heat doing unspeakable things to each other all the while on the time clock. Thats just wrong on so many levels. As a business man I would be very upset at having to pay them for not working much less sodomizing each other!
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 05:38 PM
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As a business man I would be very upset at having to pay them for not working much less sodomizing each other!
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And that is exactly why I recommend a highly-paid operative in your australian diamond mine.
Should, God forbid, your mine collapses, I'd wager you would rest comforatbly knowing your overseer would make sure those underground workers keep their hands busy at something other than playing "hide the weenie".
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09-27-2010, 05:44 PM
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And that is exactly why I recommend a highly-paid operative in your australian diamond mine.
Should, God forbid, your mine collapses, I'd wager you would rest comforatbly knowing your overseer would make sure those underground workers keep their hands busy at something other than playing "hide the weenie".
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Brother Tannor, I have to get you on my payroll, as a part of my think tank. Only an True Christian ™ can think like that. How much is it going to take for you to head up the team?
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09-27-2010, 06:36 PM
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Brother Tannor, I have to get you on my payroll, as a part of my think tank. Only an True Christian ™ can think like that. How much is it going to take for you to head up the team?
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Very tempting, Brother James, very tempting.
I will, of course, need to continue to devote time to my newspaper distribution business. I have nearly 43 households that rely upon my timely services.
In addition, my moped salvage yard can be quite demanding during the warm weather months. Granted the season is quickly ending for those that cannot handle inclement times - and here I'm talking about the beaners who switch over to their "chivvies" whenever the temperature drops below 55 degrees. (I never was able to crack the coon market since they prefer fifteen-year-old Buicks over jap and chink two-wheelers.)
So, back to your offer. Are there retirement benefits?
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Re: Pray that the mine collapses in Chile! -
09-27-2010, 07:05 PM
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Very tempting, Brother James, very tempting.
I will, of course, need to continue to devote time to my newspaper distribution business. I have nearly 43 households that rely upon my timely services.
In addition, my moped salvage yard can be quite demanding during the warm weather months. Granted the season is quickly ending for those that cannot handle inclement times - and here I'm talking about the beaners who switch over to their "chivvies" whenever the temperature drops below 55 degrees. (I never was able to crack the coon market since they prefer fifteen-year-old Buicks over jap and chink two-wheelers.)
So, back to your offer. Are there retirement benefits?
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