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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 07:02 PM
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How clever you can cut and paste. But will it save your soul?

Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 07:23 PM
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How clever you can cut and paste. But will it save your soul?
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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 07:27 PM
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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-27-2008, 11:16 PM
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Firstly, wicker has a book, written in the 1950s (so a lot of authority there! NOT!) secondly, you praise the earth for bringing forth fruits!!!??? You are deluded. The earth is going to do that whether or not you dance around naked stabbing babies - God created it in that way.
Firstly, the book was written in 1950, yes, but it isn't a book that tells you exactly how to live your life though; it basically is a book full of directions on how to preform rituals, wiccan symbolism, and other things involving the religion. It is not a book full of false stories. Praise the Earth for bringing forth fruits? Yea...or maybe just basing the religion on the beauty of the Earth and it's nature. Again, show proof your God created the Earth, PLEASE. Thanks. Science disproves basically all of the creation stories within your book, just look at evolution - it makes sense - unless you believe that we are all inbred mutants considering that according to your book we all came from two people. Oh, and as for stabbing babies...hahaha, aren't you people the ones that starve them because they can't say "amen" before they even learn to speak? Right...I see more violence on this site than I've ever seen in my experience as a Wiccan.

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As far as dependency on the bible, it's no wonder you're out of work if you insist on reading nothing, not even the instructions, to help with your minor skills.
There's a difference between living your life with free will and spirit, then being a prisoner to one. Just because I refuse to read your real book and I refuse to live as a prisoner of your religion doesn't make me illiterate.

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Common sense it something that a person has, not something that you can find in a book. It's the difference between if a person gets bitten by a snake, or just walks away unharmed. I'd expect you to know that as an educated, holier than thou, Christian.

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Default Re: Sort of offending... - 09-28-2008, 02:16 AM
O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Psalm 137:8-9


Who's the baby killers now???

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O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Psalm 137:8-9


Who's the baby killers now???
The Babylonians, obviously.

In this passage, David, the Psalmist, was expressing a desire for revenge against the Babylonians, because the Babylonians had killed Israelite children.

Please use the King James Version for all your Bible quotes from now on. Thank you.

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