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Default God punishes China with earthquake - 04-15-2010, 08:26 AM

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, has just sent a punishing earthquake to the atheists in China.

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China Earthquake Qinghai Relief: How You Can Help

China's Qinghai province -- an area bordering Tibet -- was hit by a 7.1 earthquake early Wednesday morning. Three-hundred deaths have been blamed on the quake, with considerable damage and injuries also reported in the area. Ninety percent of the buildings in Golmud have been destroyed.
Of course, them commies are asking for all kinds of money, just like those welfare bums in Haiti who received a powerful message from Jesus back in January. You just know they pocketed all those donations to buy pimp Cadillacs with custom wheels and shag carpeting.


Haitian pimpmobile - donated by United Nations

Seems like every time our just and merciful Lord decides to throw a few thousand of them overpopulating third worlders into the fiery pit of Hell, the liberals come out in mass and demand that we donate our hard-earned money so they can buy steak dinners.

Well, scr*w them! Like Rush Limbaugh said, we already donated - it's called "income taxes." Especially now that illegal aliens get free Obamacare, them Chinks and Negroes (aren't they the same thing?), they don't need no welfare checks from me. If they'd just get a job instead of spending their whole day fornicating and overpopulating, they wouldn't have to beg for food packages - they could just go to Taco Bell and fill up for less than $5.


"Get a job!"

All these earthquakes are just a sign from The Lord that Armageddon and Rapture are just around the corner. I can hardly wait!


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Default Re: God punishes China - 04-15-2010, 08:57 AM

I'll retitle this "God punishes China with earthquake" if you don't mind.


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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-15-2010, 12:52 PM

I wonder if the Chinese will ever understand the obvious connection between Sin and punishment...

Anyway, I'm interested in finding out what else God has in store for them. I'll be keeping an eye out for Fox News alerts...


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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-16-2010, 07:33 AM

More good news...the death toll has risen to over 600, and will no doubt climb as more bodies are discovered. Plus there are thousands injured.

Truly, God is punishing China for their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor back in 1965, when Jimmy Carter was president. If we'd have had a Republican in the White House back then, China would be nothing but a crater glowing in the dark.

And the news gets better...a big volcano is erupting in Iceland. It's sending clouds of ash, which is causing havoc with Euroweenie air travel.

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Iceland Volcano Ash Shuts Down Europe Air Travel
LONDON — An enormous ash cloud from a remote Icelandic volcano caused the biggest flight disruption since the 2001 terrorist attacks as it drifted over northern Europe and stranded travelers on six continents. Officials said it could take days for the skies to become safe again in one of aviation's most congested areas.

The cloud, floating miles (kilometers) above Earth and capable of knocking out jet engines, wrecked travel plans for tens of thousands of people Thursday, from tourists and business travelers to politicians and royals.
I can see where this is going. Just minutes after we True Christians get raptured, the Yellowstone Super-volcano is gonna blow its top, wiping out all the sinners on Earth. The Chink earthquake and Iceland volcano are just practice runs for The Lord. I can hardly wait for the big one that's gonna wipe out all the foreigners and liberals - I'm stocking up on popcorn, because I usually get the munchies when watching a show I enjoy!


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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-16-2010, 09:03 AM

This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.


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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-16-2010, 12:56 PM

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More good news...the death toll has risen to over 600, and will no doubt climb as more bodies are discovered. Plus there are thousands injured.

Truly, God is punishing China for their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor back in 1965, when Jimmy Carter was president. If we'd have had a Republican in the White House back then, China would be nothing but a crater glowing in the dark.

And the news gets better...a big volcano is erupting in Iceland. It's sending clouds of ash, which is causing havoc with Euroweenie air travel.



I can see where this is going. Just minutes after we True Christians get raptured, the Yellowstone Super-volcano is gonna blow its top, wiping out all the sinners on Earth. The Chink earthquake and Iceland volcano are just practice runs for The Lord. I can hardly wait for the big one that's gonna wipe out all the foreigners and liberals - I'm stocking up on popcorn, because I usually get the munchies when watching a show I enjoy!

I was just looking at this thread someone obviously doesn't know his facts

China never attacked pearl harbor in 1965 fagot and as for the Iceland volcano F.U.C.K YOU, and your not true christians, although I am not a christian I know that true christians would not take joy in watching others pain, suffering.
And when Yellowstone super volcano erupts that is going to be the happiest day of my life even if it didn't erupt in my lifetime I can't wait for it because it is going to literally destroy your whole country. So what if it kills everyone there it will get rid of people like you who are biased, racist (I am myself i will admit that), and people who call themselves something they are not.

By the way god doesn't decide when volcano's are going to erupt you idiot
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This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.


Communism works god is genuine live with it
Dummy God sent China an earthquake because it is full on non christians.

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Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

When God sent the earthquake to China He was stoning them on a large scale operation.
If you think being a pinko commie is good MOVE to China. God needs more targets, them little slants move pretty fast,, and a slow person like yourself might give the Lord a chance to hone His aim.
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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-16-2010, 01:49 PM

I've already told you: God loves China!
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This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.


Communism works god is genuine live with it
Assurdly a 911 Conspiracists like you must have heard of HAARP?



JESUS killed those sinners with those earthquakes using the HAARP transmitters.



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[...] F.U.C.K YOU, and your not true christians, although I am not a christian [...]
And when Yellowstone super volcano erupts that is going to be the happiest day of my life even if it didn't erupt in my lifetime I can't wait for it because it is going to literally destroy your whole country. So what if it kills everyone there [...]
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De:32:22: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

He does a mean earthquake too!

Psalms:18:7: Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.





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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-16-2010, 06:51 PM

you should again take more note of the differance between science and religion.did the lord really punish the chinese?
then why did this only happen in china........?
there is a magnitude of differance between china and iceland.....china was an earthquake.......iceland is a volcanic eruption,should we believe every natural occurance is an act of god?
then if 2 men stand outside during a lightning storm holding an iron rod only the gentile or unholyman will be struck by lightning?
perhaps you should put it to the test..............or are you a doubting thomas?
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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-16-2010, 06:57 PM

Yes, The Lord did punish the Chinks. You strike where there is most of your enemy.
Yes, every 'natural' disaster is an Act of God - even the Supreme Court knows that!
Benjamin Franklin did that and we all know what happened to him - he's dead.

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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-17-2010, 05:19 AM

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This is clearly set up by a faggot american super christian earthquakes are caused by the movement of the tectonic plates by the earth for reasons I don't know, not because god hates them also to further my point commies seriously communism works it is just the corrupt leaders who think they are superior because they are in power.
Well, ah, tectonic plates do move for other reasons that have nothing to do with God or geophysics. Back in December 26, 2004, you might recall that little (9.1 on the Richter) earthquake in Indonesia and the subsequent tsunami that killed over 200,000 people. Our public relations people did a great job blaming it on Mother Nature. In reality, my company was doing a little underground blasting (with nuclear weapons we bought on the black market) because we discovered that this would fragment the bedrock and increase oil production from our offshore wells.

About the 200,000-plus drowning victims - well, what can I say but "Whoops!" Anyway, we did help organize an international effort to collect money for the victims (of which we took a 30% "handling fee").


Whoops!

Anyway, there were some long-lasting spin-off benefits from the tsunami. Just one example: for years we'd been trying to get beachside fishing villagers in Sri Lanka to move so that we could build some luxury hotels, but they wouldn't budge in spite of our generous offer to pay them $10/acre. Well, the tsunami cleared them out, which has greatly benefited the tourism industry and our profits.


Surf's up in Sri Lanka

Meanwhile, over in Phuket Beach, Thailand, the tsunami has done a great job of urban renewal. Just six years after the mishap, things look better than ever. It was also a great opportunity for President Bush to look presidential giving a live televised speech about helping the victims, though the Thais were horrified at how he mispronounced "Phuket."


Urban renewal in Thailand

Now, as for the big earthquake in China, I can state categorically that we had nothing to do with it. It's probably just the Chinks doing a little blasting in one of their coal mines. My company does NOT mine coal in China - we've got enough bad PR to deal with at the moment because of that little "accident" in West Virginia last week. And by the way, that was entirely the fault of the miners themselves - we told them that if they'd just pay for their own safety equipment and gas leak detectors, we'd gladly let them use it, but they were too cheap despite the fact that we paid (slightly) more than minimum wage.


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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-17-2010, 12:43 PM

If huge "natural disasters" are REALLY just natural, why do they only strike sinful places?


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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-17-2010, 03:24 PM

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If huge "natural disasters" are REALLY just natural, why do they only strike sinful places?
To put it in even more simple terms, let's keep score:

China........................................Earth quake
Iceland.....................................Volcan o
Thailand....................................Tidal Wave
Freehold,IA, Home of Landover......Warm Sunshine

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Default Re: God punishes China with earthquake - 04-17-2010, 10:22 PM

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