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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-12-2012, 10:05 AM

I'm affraid of Islam is somehow slowly taking over the state of Denmark
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-14-2012, 03:04 AM

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Would it be more cost effective to build a mosque for burning, as opposed to buying one to burn?
Why not just determine that terrorists are hiding out in that big mosque with the black cube, and call in a strike on the War on Terror?


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-22-2012, 03:16 PM

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Why not just determine that terrorists are hiding out in that big mosque with the black cube, and call in a strike on the War on Terror?
1. Mecca is destroyed by American bombs.
2. One billion mohammedans go berserk and kill anyone that remotely looks like a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
3. Nuclear bombs lay waste to muslim countries.
4. Jews and catholics rule the world supreme.

That is why the towelheads should be left alone. Let them take out their uninhibited aggression on themselves. They are very good at killing each other. Just don't let them into our gated communities.


Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-24-2012, 05:06 AM

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1. Mecca is destroyed by American bombs.
2. One billion mohammedans go berserk and kill anyone that remotely looks like a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
They are already berserk aren't they? and would also kill Russian Orthodoxes, probably - so where would they buy their weapons.

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-24-2012, 09:50 AM

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1. Mecca is destroyed by American bombs.
2. One billion mohammedans go berserk and kill anyone that remotely looks like a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.
3. Nuclear bombs lay waste to muslim countries.
4. Jews and catholics rule the world supreme.

That is why the towelheads should be left alone. Let them take out their uninhibited aggression on themselves. They are very good at killing each other. Just don't let them into our gated communities.
I'm tempted by your plan Brother Holyfield – certainly the cathylicks were not very successful with their "Crusades", we did wipe out their Ottoman "empire" in WWI, but it's strange seeing the mooselimbs in Moscow of all places. You would have thought that 70 years of Godless communism would have stamped them out in the so-called socialist workers paradise. The only thing remaining is to get that mooselimb pandering Obama out of the White House in the November elections – and send the remaining mohammedens (piss be upon them) back to where they came from.

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I'm tempted by your plan Brother Holyfield – certainly the cathylicks were not very successful with their "Crusades", we did wipe out their Ottoman "empire" in WWI, but it's strange seeing the mooselimbs in Moscow of all places. You would have thought that 70 years of Godless communism would have stamped them out in the so-called socialist workers paradise.
Russia is an evil country for sure. It's population is 25% muslims, breeding rapidly. In 20 years maybe we will see another muslim dictator with access to thousands of nuclear weapons, and enough oil to wage conventional wars too. Moscow is a sinful place totally devoid of ethics and virtue. Socialism does that to people. It is sad that the beautiful and intelligent white european population in Russia is shrinking rapidly due to low birth rates. With them the hope for a good future Russia disappears.

Socialist dictators have always liked muslims. In China the muslims are allowed to breed more children than the average Chinese. I guess that it has something to do with islam's hate for rational thinking.


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-24-2012, 09:06 PM

If we don't stop Islam, the entire world would be taken over by Satan and his minions.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-24-2012, 09:32 PM

While Muslims have some quirks that are not very nice to our European-influenced morals they broadly worship the same God as us but in a different way. We are far more likely to understand them by thinking this way than by being so awful and bigoted about them.




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While Muslims have some quirks that are not very nice to our European-influenced morals they broadly worship the same God as us but in a different way. We are far more likely to understand them by thinking this way than by being so awful and bigoted about them.
How can we be similar if they worship a made up moon spirit and we worship God?

No offence but I don't think you thought this one through.

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-24-2012, 11:13 PM

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While Muslims have some quirks that are not very nice to our European-influenced morals they broadly worship the same God as us but in a different way. We are far more likely to understand them by thinking this way than by being so awful and bigoted about them.
NO!! Mohammedans worship allah, the moon-god. That is just one of the idols the arabs worshipped when they were polytheist. Their quran says: allah has no son.

I have no interest in understanding the mohammedans. They will just breed more children until they can enforce sharia law in Europe. Mohammedans are very good at demanding rights but never accept the thought that they have duties towards non-muslims.

All filthy mohammedans will burn come Judgement Day for their part in their satanic agenda of trying to diminish Jesus, which carried the ultimate punishment. The second death, referred to in Revelation. And there shall be a great gnashing of teeth, and their skin shall burn off their bones, and their eyes shall melt into their sockets, and their pain shall last eternity. It's nothing less than they deserve. Amen!

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While Muslims have some quirks that are not very nice to our European-influenced morals they broadly worship the same God as us but in a different way. We are far more likely to understand them by thinking this way than by being so awful and bigoted about them.
Do you burn American flags while your write these posts Reverend?

The Christian (therefore American) way to deal with this Muslim issue is follow the teachings as laid down by God Himself in The Bible on what to do with Non-Believers.



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While Muslims have some quirks that are not very nice to our European-influenced morals they broadly worship the same God as us but in a different way. We are far more likely to understand them by thinking this way than by being so awful and bigoted about them.
Perhaps you'd care to explain this kill-ogre's 3 daughters: al-Lat, al-Uzza and Manat?







and why there's a moon on their mosques
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-14-2012, 09:17 PM

I got an idea. It says nowhere in the holy Bible. But what if we make all muslims living in the holy country of USA slaves? I know this can and will be against secular law, but this can possibly prevent most if not all muslims from doing terrorism
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Making muzzies slaves..hmnnnn.... Seems like its a good idea, but you tried doing the same things with the nigra, back in the days. And look what happen now. America got a jigaboo of a president and the Lord JESUS gets to cry ever single frickin day!!

The best way to get rid of filths is to get rid of it permanently before it stinks the house. I say just GET RID of those muslames cockroaches for JESUS, and everything will be fine.

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7Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

11And all Israel shall hear, and fear, and shall do no more any such wickedness as this is among you.

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-15-2012, 06:23 AM

Just getting rid of the muzzies as a whole would definitely solve a lot of problems. It's just a shame that a solution of that magnitude isn't exactly practical in God's country.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-15-2012, 07:10 AM

We seem to have a bit of an outbreak of unsaved trash speaking nonsense. What would Jesus do? What sort of command does God give us in how to treat Muslims. It's all well and good to come out with thoughts you had based on your prejudices but any atheist scum can do that. That sort of attitude is not going to get us to Heaven, is it.
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I'm a bit concerned that some of the unsaved trash are simply hating sand nigras because they don't like them because they are different and have funny ways about them.

It's far more profound than that!
Colossians 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

So if you are going to rightly shun heathen moon-worshippers let it be because they believe in a twisted and corrupt holy book based only on the unsubstantiated testimony of one man living in a cave who said he heard voices in his head. Let it be because in his blasphemy he claimed he was hearing God and that God said Christ was false! Yes, this is why everything a Muslim says is true is actually false. It's because they have no moral compass like we Christians have from the Bible.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-15-2012, 08:12 AM

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Just getting rid of the muzzies as a whole would definitely solve a lot of problems. It's just a shame that a solution of that magnitude isn't exactly practical in God's country.
I beg to differ, GreenAppleMe breath.

First, let's finally dismiss the issue of enslaving the mooselimb population. The fact of the matter is that they are as a practical matter useless as slaves. They can't even work as supermarket checkout clerks without causing trouble – as they refuse to pass pork and bacon products through the scanner. Then they insist on taking "prayer" breaks 5 times a day, and no doubt insist on being supplied with Apple iPhones with the "Mecca" app so they know where to face.

It becomes a practical matter to deport them, and according to recent estimates there are 2.6 Million (2010) mooselimbs in the United States. The present Department of Homeland Security budget is $43.2 billion (2012), which is primarily used to protect us all from the "Religion of Peace". That amounts to $16,615.38 for each and every mooselimb living in the US. This modest sum could provide reasonable one-way accommodations back to a Middle Eastern desert of their choice, and if used sparingly they each could be provided a Camel at tax payer's expense (at recently quoted prices). As I see it, this program could pay for itself in one year, and at most two.

To be fair, they should be offered a choice. Behind Door #1 would be the option to convert to Christianity and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. Behind Door #2 is the waiting line to get on the boat.


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-15-2012, 12:50 PM

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Making muzzies slaves..hmnnnn.... Seems like its a good idea, but you tried doing the same things with the nigra, back in the days. And look what happen now. America got a jigaboo of a president and the Lord JESUS gets to cry ever single frickin day!!

The best way to get rid of filths is to get rid of it permanently before it stinks the house. I say just GET RID of those muslames cockroaches for JESUS, and everything will be fine.

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7Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

11And all Israel shall hear, and fear, and shall do no more any such wickedness as this is among you.

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I have never thought about that fact. But the government would still make more money that way, if we take away their religion.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-15-2012, 11:36 PM

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I beg to differ, GreenAppleMe breath.

First, let's finally dismiss the issue of enslaving the mooselimb population. The fact of the matter is that they are as a practical matter useless as slaves. They can't even work as supermarket checkout clerks without causing trouble – as they refuse to pass pork and bacon products through the scanner. Then they insist on taking "prayer" breaks 5 times a day, and no doubt insist on being supplied with Apple iPhones with the "Mecca" app so they know where to face.

It becomes a practical matter to deport them, and according to recent estimates there are 2.6 Million (2010) mooselimbs in the United States. The present Department of Homeland Security budget is $43.2 billion (2012), which is primarily used to protect us all from the "Religion of Peace". That amounts to $16,615.38 for each and every mooselimb living in the US. This modest sum could provide reasonable one-way accommodations back to a Middle Eastern desert of their choice, and if used sparingly they each could be provided a Camel at tax payer's expense (at recently quoted prices). As I see it, this program could pay for itself in one year, and at most two.

To be fair, they should be offered a choice. Behind Door #1 would be the option to convert to Christianity and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. Behind Door #2 is the waiting line to get on the boat.
oh I like that idea! Just deport the lot of them and it's not our problem! I find that bit about the Homeland Security budget. That would sure as heck be a good use of that money and I doubt anyone would complain! Also, prayer breaks during a normally scheduled work day is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 03-20-2012, 07:49 AM

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On the eve of the new year 2012, Israel's population stood at 7,836,00 people according to figures released by the Central Bureau of Statistics (CBS).

Some 5,901,000 of the population (75.3%) are Jewish
Relocation of large populations to Israel hasn't presented much of a problem. They are self financing of course. Surely the assets of moon-worshipping infidels would be adequate?

Other examples of large scale population removal throughout history have been very effective. I do not endorse communism in any way but they were very active in this area - as indeed have been the muslims themselves.
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