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I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 08:14 PM
Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 08:17 PM
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkAngel563
Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
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Hello DarkAngel. Who the Hell is Angelique?
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 08:25 PM
It's her sister, dummy.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 08:25 PM
You son of a biscuit eating bulldog! You didn't think I'd find out about you're cootie queen, did you?`You stupid lint licker!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkAngel563
Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
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Greetings DarkAngel563,
Many thanks for your introduction and please enjoy your short stay at the Landover Baptist Church.
I will pray for you.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-02-2010, 09:28 PM
Letting your child sit in front of the TV or computer screen unsupervised as a way to babysit them should be classified as a form of neglect.
Then again all of the liebral children would end up being taken away under that law, wouldn't they.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Letting your child sit in front of the TV or computer screen unsupervised as a way to babysit them should be classified as a form of neglect.
Then again all of the liebral children would end up being taken away under that law, wouldn't they.
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That would be almost as bad as teaching about God in pubic school, cause you know all thoses other fasle profits will ride in on it's coat tails!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 06:30 PM
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That would be almost as bad as teaching about God in pubic school, cause you know all thoses other fasle profits will ride in on it's coat tails!
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Double D I sure wish you would expound on this, I would love to hear your thoughts. wait save them and you can scream them from the deepest recesses of hell! There is no bad time to teach the word of God or bad place either.
You might remember a little story about a guy named Daniel that found himself hanging out in a den of lions, some might feel that this would be a bad time and or place but it seems to have worked out for him.
I have never heard our Lord referred to as IT before, please explain why you believe that to be true.
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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Greetings DarkAngel563,
Many thanks for your introduction and please enjoy your short stay at the Landover Baptist Church.
I will pray for you.
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get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 10:41 PM
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get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Son, Posting while retarded can lead to all kinds of problems.
I shall say a Prayer for you.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 10:53 PM
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Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo
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Hello Dark Angel, what in the world is a emo?
1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.
But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkAngel563
get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Sylvia
what in the world is a emo?
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It's a fag, basically.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
It's a fag, basically.
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So because his father was a homosexual, he tries to follows his fathers footsteps and be a homosexual too? Must be some lieberal Democrat voting hippie that takes LSD all day long and has no job.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 11:12 PM
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So because his father was a homosexual, he tries to follows his fathers footsteps and be a homosexual too? Must be some lieberal Democrat voting hippie that takes LSD all day long and has no job.
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He probably shoots LSD into his veins straight out of a 40 ounce bottle!
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
It's a fag, basically.
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I thought so, thanks for clarifying Mr.Jenkins
emo = r emo h = h ome r
YIC
Sylvia
1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.
But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-03-2010, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkAngel563
...POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd say the OP is unaware that Pogos™ are considered quite the delicacy in some non-American speaking parts of the semi-frozen wasteland in which I reside.
I would sound a note of caution tho: licking the stick after all the meat is gone is not recommended due to the dangers of splinters. Stay safe everyone!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-04-2010, 01:04 AM
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Double D I sure wish you would expound on this, I would love to hear your thoughts. wait save them and you can scream them from the deepest recesses of hell! There is no bad time to teach the word of God or bad place either.
You might remember a little story about a guy named Daniel that found himself hanging out in a den of lions, some might feel that this would be a bad time and or place but it seems to have worked out for him.
I have never heard our Lord referred to as IT before, please explain why you believe that to be true.
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First "it's" is in reference to "teaching" Not the Lord.
Second, Teaching About The Lord is Special to Me.
I do not want it tought in Public schools because I know it would be taught
along with secular and pagen beliefs!
It's the same as Creation and Science, you want your kids coming home asking questions like that?
I know I don't want no intergration in my schools that I have pay my tax dollars for!
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Re: I am DarkAngel563!!! -
07-04-2010, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkAngel563
get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My apologies Darkanger563, but I only understand American English, and not this 'streetz talk' that is popular amongst heathens, fags and liberals who 'shake and groove' to 'hip hop' music which IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
Happy to have a civilized debate when you learn to communicate appropriately.
I would suggest reading KJV Bible 1611 cover to cover and then report back.
I pray this clarifies matters
YIC
Mr Colin Cameron
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