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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 12:07 AM

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Cool Cat your doctrine is dogging you down, major downer mann
Smoke weed mann and all will become clear mann
The world is a magic dust on a moths wings, haze in the fog wood and the trees mann. peace Y


Saying "man" every other word is kind of annoying, do you lust after men? Is that why you say the word so much?
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 02:21 AM

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Saying "man" every other word is kind of annoying, do you lust after men? Is that why you say the word so much?
Why do you let the written words of this man affect you? Why are you so inquisitive about his sexual nature? Are you curious yourself?


Marijuana does not "make" one gay.
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 02:42 AM

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Marijuana does not "make" one gay.
Only when the dope fiend was already a flaming bottom queen to begin with, as in your case. But not only does marijuana make normally straight men queer, it drives the already gay to depths of depravity that are hard to fathom.

Our study found that cannibis users already living the fag life were up to ten times more likely to engage in such repulsive activities as felching, scat play and golden showers when under the influence of Satan's weed. Wicked filth that can only make Jesus weep.

You can deny the sky is blue all you want, but the study stands as solid evidence that marijuana makes you gay, and then even more gay.

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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 02:52 AM

Marijuana does make one gay.
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 03:03 AM

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Smoking pot does not make you gay. . . . piffleING GOD LOVING FAGGETS.
Fags hate God. There is no such thing as a "God-loving faggot".

And "fagget" isn't a word.
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Either it will leave these posts up and let people see me cry like a bitch or it will delete the posts, in which case I will post once a day while I'm on my menses.
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Joy.

So, are you trying to tell us you were already a homosexual before you started smoking marijuana and growing moobs?

Had you already decided you wanted the sex change, or did the moobs push you in that direction?


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 03:19 AM

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Marijuana does not "make" one gay
Liar.

Explain this:



And this, from gaystoners.com:

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Do you like marijuana? Yes, you do. Do you like gay sex? Yes, you do. That’s why you’re here, and that’s why you are a gay stoner. You are a horny, high, gay stoner mother piffleer. I know you spend hours looking at porn online and on that old dusty VCR of yours that you refuse to get rid of because all of your old 80′s pornos are on tape.

So what do you get when you add some hot gay sex in a marijuana growing set up? You get:


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 05:11 AM

Okay, I just have to say, because I'm realy freaking stoned right abouut now (got some Orange velvert KB! How lucky am I?), I love you all. I love everyone and everything. Even if you don't love me back.

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Okay, I just have to say, because I'm realy freaking stoned right abouut now (got some Orange velvert KB! How lucky am I?), I love you all. I love everyone and everything. Even if you don't love me back.

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Jesus died on the Cross for you & this is how you repaid him??? by consuming illegal substances and having your anal sexually pennetrated whilst laughing right on his face!!!!! What an ungratitude low life atheistic scum you are!
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Jesus died on the Cross for you & this is how you repaid him??? by consuming illegal substances and having your anal sexually pennetrated whilst laughing right on his face!!!!! What an ungratitude low life atheistic scum you are!
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-07-2010, 08:59 AM

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Amen! Walk with Jesus Brother Hope!

Brother, everytime I came to post a good suggestion out of the Bible, that auntie Jemima person seems to always persecuted me for my faith! ... Too bad I'm not living in the 1800's anymore or other wise she would've been picking the cottons, cleaning my laundry, & be whipped till she screams the name of JESUS out loud!! Where then I would've forcefully spread her heart and put some Jesus's grace inside her fishy stinking dark soul.
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Okay, I just have to say, because I'm realy freaking stoned right abouut now (got some Orange velvert KB! How lucky am I?), I love you all. I love everyone and everything. Even if you don't love me back.

Peace, my brothers, my sisters, for the years of love are upon us.
I'll smoke to that, peace & Love mann
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-08-2010, 05:54 PM

Brothels are built with the bricks of religion.

You fellas (except for the stoned ones) are quite a self-righteous group of egomaniacs, aren't you? (i.e. "men only"... here you are talking about fags all day, and you're going to make your forum for men only? That's pretty counter-intuitive. Is there something you're trying to say, reverend? Little bit of little boy lusting going on?) You honestly believe that your perception of one dead philosopher's teachings gives you the right to judge others in an insanely unfounded method of thought and conclusion. You are the exact kind of people that make organized religion a terrible institution. Just because some grizzly rapist lured you into his olds mobile with a doobie some twenty-five years ago, then let your poor little chocolate starfish have a beating, doesn't give you any right to make totally preposterous judgments and give all the "credit" to your Invisible Pal Jesus. Guess what, I'm stoned right now, and my girlfriend is tonguing my ballsac as I type this. Unless I go flaccid in the next thirty second, before she's done, I'm not going to quit-- oh shit, there I went... guess I don't have to stop smoking. I'd go ahead and bet that Jesus of Nazareth would much rather prefer to enjoy a glass of wine with me or any one of my stoner friends before any of you gay-raging scoundrels. (Jesus and I both have something in common to talk about -- we both bang hookers). Go have fun praying for your wives' destitution, you lousy inbreds.
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Brothels are built with the bricks of religion. (Remainder of drug-addled rant snipped.)
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Since you seem to know so much about Jesus, you'll surely have no problem backing up what you say with the King James Bible.


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I have never been approached by a gay guy for sex, while stoned - what about you?
how did you survive a public stoning? you must live in Britian where they are all pansies and don't have the arm strength to properly stone a person the way a True Christian would, I suggest we reschedule your stoning for a date in america after the holiday's so that we can properly stone you!


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...... public stoning.......to properly stone......stone...
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-08-2010, 11:56 PM

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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-09-2010, 10:13 AM

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Brother, everytime I came to post a good suggestion out of the Bible, that auntie Jemima person seems to always persecuted me for my faith! ... Too bad I'm not living in the 1800's anymore or other wise she would've been picking the cottons, cleaning my laundry, & be whipped till she screams the name of JESUS out loud!! Where then I would've forcefully spread her heart and put some Jesus's grace inside her fishy stinking dark soul.
You speak like a poet inspired by the Lord Himself. Bless you, brother. Pleased to meet you.
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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-09-2010, 08:34 PM

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No doubt you're a dirty debauched Faggot there, MAN! , since you kept going on and on about Man-love, Lovin-Man & all.
monogamy=monotony reconnect, unplug then plug-in to hyperspace mann
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Mann life is a hallucination on the domed walls of THE dreaming time on the river of the ecology of souls DMT DMT DMT wow it's good wow. push the button to the other side, sail threw, mann peace man


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Default Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay - 12-09-2010, 10:44 PM

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Mann life is a hallucination on the domed walls of THE dreaming time on the river of the ecology of souls DMT DMT DMT wow it's good wow. push the button to the other side, sail threw, mann peace man



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