The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > False Religions and Cults

False Religions and Cults Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 06-25-2014, 06:07 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 76,649
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Praise Jesus, even in godless Nigeria can He make His love known!
Quote:
Atheist declared mentally ill in Nigeria

A Nigerian man has been sent to a mental institute in Kano state after he declared that he did not believe in God, according to a humanist charity.

Mubarak Bala, 29, is said to have been forcibly medicated by his Muslim relatives, despite being given a clean bill of health by a doctor.

The International Humanist and Ethical Union say a Lagos-based group has asked a lawyer to take up his case.

Kano is a mainly Muslim state and adopted Sharia (Islamic law) in 2000.

The IHEU says that when Mr Bala told relatives he did not believe in God, they asked a doctor if he was mentally ill.

Despite being told that he was not unwell, Mr Bala's family then went to a second doctor, who declared that his atheism was a side-effect of suffering a personality change, the group says.

Mr Bala, a chemical engineering graduate, was forcibly committed to a mental institution, but was able to contact activists using a smuggled phone.

IHEU spokesman Bob Churchill said the group was concerned about his "deteriorating condition" and called for his "swift release".
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-25-2014, 06:47 AM
Ezekiel Bathfire's Avatar
Ezekiel Bathfire Ezekiel Bathfire is offline
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
Christ's Rottweiler
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Christian Love Real American™ Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Nuts for JESUS! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
Posts: 17,986
Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

As we have always known, God has made Himself Manifest throughout the world and in our daily lives. That invisible force that we feel, that presence that is there when we are looking for our car keys or when a footballer gets a touchdown - we thank God because it is obvious that it is His Doing.

We know that it would be wrong to see God, the very sight would kill us, but we feel that He is just around the corner and out of sight. When nothing happens, we know God is there but saying "No" or "Wait" and when something good does happen, we know that it is God saying "Yes, My Blessed One!" That is how we can prove God exists. (Not that we need proof, but it there all the same.)


But medical science has been slow to realise that we True Christians are the sane ones and it is the Atheists who are stark, staring mad, fruitcakes of the highest order, delusional souls whose pathetic world denies the obvious and all the masses of evidence... UNTIL NOW!

Name:  NGA Atheist.jpg
Views: 389
Size:  66.0 KB




__________________


Amen Bathfire E
We are the pure and chosen few,
And all the rest are damned.
There’s room enough in hell for you—
We don’t want heaven crammed.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-25-2014, 07:42 AM
Elmer G. White's Avatar
Elmer G. White Elmer G. White is online now
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
True Christian™
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Christian Love True Christian™ Touched by Jesus Persecuted Honorary Ex-Eskimo Ex-Scandinavian Ex-eurotrash True Scientist™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Doctor Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Prayer Warrior Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Porn Resistant The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
Posts: 1,225
Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

While this is obvious to every True Christian™, it is still most delightful that secular authorities are also beginning to see the vile hazards of atheism and other sodomy-derived disorders.

  • Religious people live 29% longer and active Church-goers (I surmise this would mean a True Christian™ congregation) by almost a half.
  • Religious people live happier lives, i.e., have less depression, i.e., are mentally sane, i.e., not insane as atheists.
  • Friedrich Nietzsche became insane because of atheism.

The Bible also tells us so:
Titus 2:12
Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
__________________
Proverbs 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
2 Kings 18:25 Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.

How to teach children FACTS instead of FICTION! Show them how God CREATES new animals all the time! Make them FEAR God!
Never EVER
allow life support or CPR if you do not want to lose your place in HEAVEN!

Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
Dolphins may be 'cute' but they are also HOMOSEXUALS CORRUPTED by SATAN!
Do you think God is not 'nice'? Check HERE and LEARN what the difference between human 'good' and GOD's RIGHTEOUS is!
Find out the TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-25-2014, 08:25 AM
Mistress Cookie's Avatar
Mistress Cookie Mistress Cookie is offline
Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
True Christian™

True Heterosexual™ True Christian™ Gold Tither One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker Best Pie Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Cleanest Kitchen Protected by JESUS Christian Love Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Born again virgin Christian Love True Republican Persecuted Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
Posts: 6,561
Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mistress Cookie will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

The Atheisn'ts make me so mad. Anyone with half a brain in their head can see why they're drawn to this "magical thinking".

  • They're afraid of death...so they keep imagining their "science" will somehow let them live forever.
  • Since the dawn of time, men have worried about the unexplainable. So these oh so "rational" men just come up with scientific "facts" to explain everything, and put them at ease. How Convenient!
  • Greedy: Won't tithe or give to religious charities!
  • Can't think for themselves: Have to wait for new copy of The Lancet or Psychology Today to arrive.
  • Self-Justification: It's science's "plan" that they do this or that. Yeah, right! How can science come up with a "plan" when it can't even read or write?? (Science has no body.)
  • Notice how the Atheist/Science claim is always changing over the centuries. We True Christians™ never change, and that's because the truth never changes! Don't ask God™ to meet you halfway!
  • Notice how they stick together; Don't want to be challenged or woken up from their dream by dissenting parties.
  • Selfish Encroachers: Violently defend their "knowledge" and singlemindedly force it into LAW!
  • AND Force their sick beliefs on their children: Won't enroll them in churches so the child can decide for Itself.


So much more to say, but now I'm sick to my stomach.

ATHEIST (on right)

Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 06-25-2014, 03:59 PM
Johny Joe Hold's Avatar
Johny Joe Hold Johny Joe Hold is offline
Mayor of Freehold
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mayor True Republican Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Saved 1 Year Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Eats the Most Pork Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 3,983
Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

It is universally agreed upon atheism is a disorder. Why, then, do so many uninformed voters go to the polls and elect atheist Obama.

This country would be so much better off with a Christian President of sound mind.
__________________
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-25-2014, 04:18 PM
Ex-soccer player's Avatar
Ex-soccer player Ex-soccer player is online now
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork 

Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Islamic Caliphate of Germany
Posts: 268
Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™Ex-soccer player is a True Christian™
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Atheists should be put in mental hospitals because they are a danger to themselves and others

They are a danger to themselves because unbelievers will be thrown into the lake of fire (Revelation 21:8) and "shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever" (Revelation 20:10). This is not something that a sane person would pursue.

They are a danger to others because they lack a moral compass and that cannot be good for society. Also, the presence of atheists in an area might enrage God which will increase the likelihood of tornadoes and earthquakes.

So I think extreme atheists should be put into prisons or mental hospitals, agnostics may receive outpatient care.
__________________
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 06-27-2014, 06:30 PM
Olasnah Olasnah is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 2
Olasnah is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
The Atheisn'ts make me so mad. Anyone with half a brain in their head can see why they're drawn to this "magical thinking".

  • They're afraid of death...so they keep imagining their "science" will somehow let them live forever.
    • Um, we're very much afraid of death because we like being alive. We're not a death cult like you guys are. Sure, it'd be great to live 20,000 years, but I don't have any illusions that I'm going to make it past 100. I've been lucky to make it past age 40 so far, as there have been plenty of close calls already. I'd like a few more years, but that's it really. You're dramatizing this a bit much. Only a fool wouldn't want to live as long as they can. I get my shots and I try to eat well and exercise, but I'm all too aware that I don't live in an era where immortality is going to be achievable. Maybe in a few hundred years medicine will advance to the point that life expectancies are greatly extended, and '100' is just middle age. I would hope so, and I have confidence that perhaps we will achieve that, but there also may be limits to what we can do outside of a few more thousand years of scientific knowledge that must be accumulated. Sucks for us, but, what are you gonna do...
  • Since the dawn of time, men have worried about the unexplainable. So these oh so "rational" men just come up with scientific "facts" to explain everything, and put them at ease. How Convenient!
    • What in blazes do you think you're doing with your Bible and the 'facts' in it?
  • Greedy: Won't tithe or give to religious charities!
    • Nonsense. Factually incorrect. Numerous charities exist that have no religious affiliation. I've donated plenty of times in terms of money, food, clothes, etc.
  • Can't think for themselves: Have to wait for new copy of The Lancet or Psychology Today to arrive.
    • How so? We study philosophical concepts about existence and life probably more than you do.
  • Self-Justification: It's science's "plan" that they do this or that. Yeah, right! How can science come up with a "plan" when it can't even read or write?? (Science has no body.)
    • Not sure what you're even saying here.
  • Notice how the Atheist/Science claim is always changing over the centuries. We True Christians™ never change, and that's because the truth never changes! Don't ask God™ to meet you halfway!
    • You'd be burned for a heretic if you were thrown back in time to the 'real' era of Christianity several hundred years ago. Most of you are about as 'christian' as any atheist is.
    • Our acquired knowledge has changed and been built up. For example, most of you are alive today because of what we have learned about germs/viruses. Barely 100 years ago, doctors pretty much could only either amputate for injuries or hope for the best for the sick, and only very basic methods of pain relief, anesthetics and such existed. What has been learned in detail about how these mechanisms work has also shaped our understanding of human evolution (gasp) and other things. But, I'm not sure what you think our 'claim' is.
  • Notice how they stick together; Don't want to be challenged or woken up from their dream by dissenting parties.
    • Pot/Kettle? Never much known an atheist/agnostic who isn't up for an argumentative challenge though.
  • Selfish Encroachers: Violently defend their "knowledge" and singlemindedly force it into LAW!
    • Call me when your religion stops lobbying Congressmen and Senators to enact laws...Most of what a lot of 'us' (and we're not organized in any real way) do is simply to counter all the BS that your religious faiths want to put into law. If I wanted to live like it was 500 years ago, I'd build a time machine and go there.
  • AND Force their sick beliefs on their children: Won't enroll them in churches so the child can decide for Itself.
    • Of course. Indoctrination is the most severe form of brainwashing. Did YOU have anything figured out when you were 10 years old? Of course not. Children are extremely vulnerable to intimidation/authority and the information that comes from those sources. Best to have such people simply provide very basic guidance with education, teach them to think for themselves. If they happen to arrive at the conclusion (as an adult) that Christianity somehow makes sense for them, great. If not, then so what?
So much more to say, but now I'm sick to my stomach.

ATHEIST (on right)
.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 06-28-2014, 12:14 AM
WWJDnow's Avatar
WWJDnow WWJDnow is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Mission to Australia Saved 1 Year Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Porn Resistant Pro-Life Bronze Tither Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Godless New York City
Posts: 3,809
WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!WWJDnow will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Olasnah View Post
What in blazes do you think you're doing with your Bible and the 'facts' in it?
We're preaching it. The whole point is to avoid the blazes, though.
__________________
The kinetic theory of gasses is ONLY a THEORY.

Teach the controversy!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 06-28-2014, 02:31 PM
jason123 jason123 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
Join Date: Jun 2014
Posts: 11
jason123 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.jason123 is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
Notice how the Atheist/Science claim is always changing over the centuries. We True Christians™ never change, and that's because the truth never changes! Don't ask God™ to meet you halfway!
"1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

It makes me so mad when woman does not understand her place. God have made this clear in bible.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 06-28-2014, 05:02 PM
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv 

Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: chillin' in the summertime
Posts: 8,404
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by jason123 View Post
...It makes me so mad when woman does not understand her place. God have made this clear in bible.
Until you prove that you're a man, you have no grounds to complain, so shut up.
__________________
1 Corinthians 1:27 "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;" The Bible confounds me; does that mean...
“A universe simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.” — John David Barrow, FRS
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 07-24-2014, 05:24 PM
Beroshi Beroshi is offline
Unsaved trash, suspected french joo
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: godless france
Posts: 31
Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Beroshi is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player View Post
Atheists should be put in mental hospitals because they are a danger to themselves and others

They are a danger to themselves because unbelievers will be thrown into the lake of fire (Revelation 21:8) and "shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever" (Revelation 20:10). This is not something that a sane person would pursue.

They are a danger to others because they lack a moral compass and that cannot be good for society. Also, the presence of atheists in an area might enrage God which will increase the likelihood of tornadoes and earthquakes.

So I think extreme atheists should be put into prisons or mental hospitals, agnostics may receive outpatient care.

Dear God! You used to be a soccer player? Don't you know God hates (!) soccer?! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44593
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 07-24-2014, 07:53 PM
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
 

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Posts: 18,571
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Olasnah View Post
Call me when your religion stops lobbying Congressmen and Senators to enact laws...Most of what a lot of 'us' (and we're not organized in any real way) do is simply to counter all the BS that your religious faiths want to put into law. If I wanted to live like it was 500 years ago, I'd build a time machine and go there. .
Call me when scientists stop making up mathematical formals that conveniently match the observable and unilaterally declaring these math formals laws.
__________________

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 08-16-2014, 02:10 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 76,649
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 08-16-2014, 05:00 AM
Witch Hammer's Avatar
Witch Hammer Witch Hammer is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

2010 Witch Hunt Award One Year/1000 posts 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Provider™ award Pro-Life True Christian™ Friend of Jesus Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Porn Resistant Prayer Warrior Proud Niglet Sponsorer Pro-Life True Republican Saved 5 Years Tell her once Christian Love The Lord’s Witness Wound Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Flat Earth Persecuted Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Punched the most queers Eats the Most Pork 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
Posts: 769
Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Witch Hammer is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Check out the unGodly bulge in that guy's swim shorts....disgraceful...

And If the female wasn't so stupid, she'd know that her nether-parts might as well be shark chum. Just like Eve, she has placed the man in jeopardy. Stupid atheists...
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 08-16-2014, 05:20 PM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 76,649
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Even the ultraliberal TV show "Access Hollywood" knows how dangerous the atheist menace is. And of course the atheists all have their panties in a wad over it.
Quote:
Access Hollywood host attacks Atheists

Is this what persecution looks like? Access Hollywood host Shaun Robinson says “if I’m ever around an atheist, I think I’m gonna get hit by lightning or something. I just don’t even want to be in the room with them.”

Conservative Christian actor Kevin Sorbo and Access Hollywood host Robinson engaged in what many might consider hate speech on the August 12 edition of Access Hollywood.

Sorbo was appearing on Access Hollywood to promote his movie, “God is not Dead.”

In an obnoxious display of Christian privilege, Sorbo and Robinson openly bashed atheists, repeating ugly stereotypes in an attempt to belittle and marginalize the secular community. The following is an excerpt from that discussion:

Sorbo: … I’ve seen these guys [atheists] on TV and cable outlets… Atheists actually have, like, chapters and they have, I mean, it’s weird. I see the anger when these guys get on TV! And I’m going, wow, how do you get so angry about something you don’t believe in?

Robinson: Right…

Sorbo: I find that very interesting.

Robinson: Every time I’m around, if I’m ever around an atheist, I think I’m gonna get hit by lightning or something. I just don’t even want to be in the room with them.

Sorbo: It’s weird how they can get nativity scenes pulled down because they say it offends them. They’re offended by something they don’t believe in. Well, it offends about 90% of people of the country that they take the nativity scenes down, but apparently, the majority doesn’t have a voice in this country anymore, so what are you gonna do?

Sorbo: What’s interesting, people can say, oh, that doesn’t happen, where students get persecuted at universities because of their belief. It does happen. At the end of the movie, we show 37 court cases — we could’ve shown many more — in the closing credits of major universities being sued by students because they’re being persecuted purely for having a faith in God. What’s the big deal? I mean, live and let live. I’m a live and let live kind of guy. If [you're] an atheist, fine. If you’re an Agnostic, we can talk…

Robinson: God is telling us now we have to go to a commercial…
I have always been a fan of Kevin Sorbo. Jesus loves that man!
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 08-18-2014, 02:32 AM
Johny Joe Hold's Avatar
Johny Joe Hold Johny Joe Hold is offline
Mayor of Freehold
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mayor True Republican Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Saved 1 Year Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Eats the Most Pork Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 3,983
Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Atheists Declared Mentally Insane

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Even the ultraliberal TV show "Access Hollywood" knows how dangerous the atheist menace is. And of course the atheists all have their panties in a wad over it.
I don't see how atheists can deny the reason we have bad weather is because God is smiting them. It's crystal clear.

Mentally insane, a menace, and all of the above.
__________________
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:17 PM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved