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Old 06-28-2014, 02:01 PM
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Default Persecuted by the state of Georgia - must relocate

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The state of Georgia is persecuting me.

And all because of the false testimony of several former pew bunnies from my church who say I am they babby's daddy.

They are taking away huge swaths of money from my checking account every month and I am thinking of Going Galt.

Does anyone here suggest any other state that is not so feminazi and anti-male?



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Default Re: Persecuted by the state of Georgia - must relocate

I think that in this case, it is crystal clear that the Bible does not always advocate for us holy ones to provide for child support. if you recall, even our holy father, after immaculately conceiving Jesus in Mary's womb, did not pay no child support! In fact, he didn't even visit very often. You don't see no liberal "courts" in the Bible taking money out of our father in heaven's holy bank account, do ya?


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The state of Georgia is persecuting me.

And all because of the false testimony of several former pew bunnies from my church who say I am they babby's daddy.

They are taking away huge swaths of money from my checking account every month and I am thinking of Going Galt.

Does anyone here suggest any other state that is not so feminazi and anti-male?



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