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Today, I am going to speak very plainly and straightforward about homersexurality. As a Preacher, I have a great responsibility before God to speak the truth in love—to convince, rebuke and exhort with all longsuffering and teaching (2 Tim. 4:3)—to never shun to declare the whole counsel of God (Acts 20:27).

If you are involved in a "gay" relationship, or have a loved one who is, please do not get upset with me. I am for you and not against you. If you will listen long enough, you will see that I am actually trying to help you. I want to Save you from everlasting hellfire, where you would surely suffer in unspeakable agony for all eternity.

I know a wonderful godly True Christian™ couple who have had to die a thousand deaths when their son recently arrived home from college and admitted to them that he was practicing a perverted, homersexural lifestyle. He is a self admitted sodomite, and not even ashamed of it. That is a very heart-wrenching trial for any God-fearing parent to have to face. They have my deepest admiration for handling this situation with love and honor. Even though these kinds of situations should move us with great compassion, we cannot afford to lose our convictions. This couple has chosen to love their son while firmly holding to their strong biblical convictions and opposing the lifestyle he leads. They tossed him out on his ear, and told him never to return until he had repented.

If you are a minister, a pastor, or even a papist priest I also would like to speak frankly and forthrightly to you today. Listen to what I have to say.

The government of Denmark, and other godless Europistani "countries," has made it mandatory for all churches to conduct "gay marriages," regardless of religious beliefs, conscience or convictions. No Church or minister in Denmark is exempt from complying with this new law. Can you imagine?

Could America be next? Could a law be passed that would order American churches to perform gay ceremonies if they want to maintain their tax-exempt status?

The writing is on the wall.

What will you do on that fateful day? Obey man or obey God?

Gay "rights" and gay "marriage" have become one of the major issues of our culture today. In such times, True Christians™ cannot afford to lose their moral compass or compromise the Scriptures.

Here is a reminder that will strengthen our moral bearings:

The devil hates it when someone brings the truth out into the open. He likes to keep all light and truth hidden in the darkness. He hates it when someone speaks plainly and clearly about sin. It rattles his chains and makes him furious! On the other hand, satan loves to promote all that is abominable and evil.

So here is the raw, naked truth on homersexurality that we must never forget:

The Bible says that homersexurality is unnatural. It is an abomination. Men in gay relationships have given up the natural use of the woman and women the natural use of the man.

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Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

The Bible does not say that God changed what was natural. Neither does it say that nature, or the environment, or the culture, or his parents, nor did his birth genes change what was natural. It says that lezbeans and homersexurals changed themselves. Yes, that's right! The Bible says it is people who change their natural sexual desires in exchange for unnatural ones. The Bible sweeps away every argument, excuse and destructive reasoning for unnatural sexual activity. Some things are against nature, and therefore against God, because God created nature. Shout Glory!

Homersexurality is not ordained by God, nor is it even biologically right or natural. People are perverts because they choose to be--not because they can't help it. It's a choice in the same way I could choose as a sexually normal red-blooded male to go out and commit adultery. Being a homer is a choice just like a heterosexual couple chooses to have children, or a man decides to remain celibate and enter the monastery, or a woman chooses to be a nun. Men don't say, "I can't help being a monk!" Women don't say, "I couldn't help being a nun!" Just as normal couples make a choice to marry, or not to marry, have sex or not to have sex, have children or not have children, so it is with being gay.

The choice to be a gay pervert, however, has far greater risk in that it ties one to lust, illicit passions, and unclean practices that open up a person to the demonic. Let me explain.

We've got this whole thing muddled up because people don't speak plainly and clearly anymore. The liberals beat around the bush and are obsessed with political correctness and being loving and tolerant. The truth is that they are anything but loving. Everyone makes choices every single day. You can choose to believe in God or not. You can choose to believe the Bible or not. You can choose to surrender your life to Jesus Christ or not. You can choose to be a liar, a thief, a whore-monger, a murderer, an alcoholic or a drug addict. Quit blaming it on your genes or your addictive personality, unfortunate circumstances, or your background and upbringing. Yes, our culture and surroundings influence us, but we don't have to yield to its evil influences.

For example, a man could say to his wife, "It's so natural for me to have sex with other women, so I think I will. I just can't help myself!" Just because a woman opens her blouse to me and entices me to have sex with her doesn't mean that I will. The fact is some people just want to do what comes naturally or what feels good, and the devil eats them up. He will feed you all the lies and perversion you are willing to receive.

Here's the raw, naked truth: Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid-smelling demon that other demons don't even like to hang around it. As a genuine prophet of God, the Lord allowed me to smell this demon spirit, and I got sick to my stomach. And yet as humans, many embrace this demon. Yes, you heard me right: Being gay is demonic.

There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didn't want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea. Pigs have more sense than some humans. Some people embrace homersexural demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with pervert demons.

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Mark 5:11-13 Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding. And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them. And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea.
From a Biblical perspective, the rise of homersexurality is a sign that a society is in the last stages of decay. And here is another terrible truth: As people continue to reject God, He gives them over to increasingly immoral and self-destructive activities. There are destructive physical, emotional and spiritual consequences of homersexural behavior.

All human beings know deep in their hearts that God exists, and they all know something of His moral standards. But people's unrighteousness leads them to suppress the truth and believe false views of God and the Bible, and they twist the scriptures to their own destruction, because they know that the truth would require them to repent. That's what false Christians do every day!

Allow me to school you in Basic Sex 101. If being a gay was natural, two men or two women could produce a baby, but they can't. Their sexural reproductive organs do not complement each other therefore making it impossible for them to procreate. It can never be natural for two men or two women to get married and live together. Our culture's acceptance and celebration of homersexural behavior will never make it right. Wrong is wrong no matter how many people are for it. And right is right no matter how many people are against it. Homersexurality is not new. It's been around for thousands of years. It's as old as the devil himself.

Just as a fornicator or an adulterer can stop being sexually active, any pervert who claims to be a professing Christian can stop being a gay. There are still plenty of strong brothers and sisters in the Lord who will be more than willing to offer help, prayer, counsel and deliverance. There are also many godly Pastors and mentors who will be glad to minister to you so you can be free. If natural feelings for the opposite sex do not return, then honor the Lord by waiting and choosing to remain celibate. In the same way I would give account to God for living in adultery, so the Bible says one day homersexurals will pay the penalty for the error of their ways. Just because something is pleasurable and feels good will never make it right if it is outside of the boundaries God has set.

As a True Christian™ Pastor, it is my duty to preach controversial subjects and "rock the boat" type of messages. In times like these when homersexurality is being embraced and celebrated by much of our culture, and now by many false churches, Preachers have a responsibility to preach sound doctrines and truths that will warn people of the consequences of sin. I charge every Preacher of righteousness today to preach these truths and warn your people of the wrath to come on those who delight in unrighteousness and wickedness. The scriptures are full of warnings, and true love always warns.

If you struggle with perverted same-sex attraction, please take your will and put it in God's hands and let Him begin to break you of the power of its addiction. The process of breaking any addiction starts with a hatred for the thing and then a turning to God in sincere repentance. He will never cast out the one who comes to Him for help (John 6:37). When you realize that all impenitent homosexuals are among the dead who have no inheritance in the kingdom of God and whose end is destruction, the sweetness and pleasure of your sin will suddenly turn sour in your belly. Start off by hating the homers, and hating yourself if you are one!

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Prov. 9:17-18 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.
Do not be deceived.

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1 Cor. 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
May God grant godly repentance to more homersexurals and cause them to shun the horrors of hell while gaining the glories of heaven. May many more of them be washed, sanctified and justified for the honor and glory of God.

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1 Cor. 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
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If you struggle with perverted same-sex attraction, please take your will and put it in God's hands and let Him begin to break you of the power of its addiction. The process of breaking any addiction starts with a hatred for the thing and then a turning to God in sincere repentance. He will never cast out the one who comes to Him for help (John 6:37). When you realize that all impenitent homosexuals are among the dead who have no inheritance in the kingdom of God and whose end is destruction, the sweetness and pleasure of your sin will suddenly turn sour in your belly. Start off by hating the homers, and hating yourself if you are one!
Amen, Pastor! As a mother and devout follower of Christ, it grieves my spirit to see mothers teach their children that God loves them no matter what, or that whatever they do, they're the best, or some other liberal foolishness that has turned our nation from a nation of fierce independent providers to a nation of girly nancy-boys. Surely Jesus weeps every time He puts a beautiful, eternal soul into the freshly fertilized unborn babe in a woman's womb, knowing he will grow up to be told such lies, embrace the passionate arms of a same-sex lover, and spend eternity writhing in unspeakable horrors. All because people are too afraid to speak the Truth in love and compassion.

Thank you Pastor, for taking the high road and defending the real victim here - !

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Godly words Pastor Zeke. As you always have said gay sex is like a bear lurking in our basement; always there, dangerous, powerful and temping us. Jesus is our only protection against gay sex so no surprise the secularists want to force it into our churches.
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Thank you for this post. I emailed it to my pastor, and emailed it to the homosexuals my family ministers to.
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Amen, BROTHER! There is so much truth in your words of love and encouragement for those who've taken up the hobby of homersexuality. Still, we can never be too cautious or too sure there isn't a biotic contagion contributing to the homersexual choice. That's why I always wear my gastight Hazmat suit when offering the blessing at one of our BASH functions. Others would be prudent to follow my example It's better to be safe than sorry, that's how I feel.
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Pastor Zeke, The laws might say that you and other Religious leaders will be obliged to preform the ceremony but can the ceremonies be crafted to the individuals? say you were marrying 2 True Christians, a normal couple of 2 young virgins, God fearing and definitely a male and a female (born that way with no surgical reassignment) the ceremony will take what 30 minutes ? What would be said if you lengthen the ceremony for a homo couple to maybe 5-6 days where you can convince them to give up their damning ways and live their lives as a couple, after finding a spouse of the opposite sex not with each other? This has one other advantage. If on day 4 you can not change their minds an exorcism could be done right in the church! I can't remember ever seeing anyone lasting more than a week of constant corrective therapy. If you charge by the hour for church use this would also be quite a money maker.

A question arises, if the law says you must us offer the same ceremony no matter if they are Christian or a couple of back door buddy sodomites, how do you tell which one is the wife?
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I think one of the most difficult things about convincing the world about the evils of the gaywise is that so many of them are wonderfully loving, caring, intelligent people. I have spoken here before of Mother's insistence upon using the services of the homo couple in New Jersey that owned a flower shop just down from our house.

I once had a homofag style my hair. Of course, at the time I didn't know he embraced a deviant lifestyle and I was blinded because of his artistry and his way with a brush.

Who would have ever thought people like Rock Hudson, Liberace, or Greg Louganis were lovers of the demonic and unspeakable kind? One doesn't hear "I'll Be Seeing You (In all the old familiar places)" without some kind of romantic tug at the heart. No doubt Brother Niles would have trusted his lithe, tight-buttocked, sinewy nephew to go to a swimming party with Greg Louganis! (Of course, that would never happen today!)

We must, as True Christians™, be ever vigilant and mindful of the signs of faggottryness lest we fall prey to their foul, smelly sin merely by association. May the Blood of Jesus ever wash o'er us, cleansing us and protecting us from the forces of this world. Amen and Hallelujah!
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The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


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