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Spain's Interior Ministry has released an anti-rape guide. Of course the liberal media are now attacking Spain as they prefer to rape Spanish señoritas without obstacles. This got me thinking though. Everyone knows that True Christian™ girls never get raped. But not everyone understands why that is. By making this wisdom available to the world there will be less rape and more people will understand how obeying Jesus Christ infinitely improves the quality of your life.

It will surprise no one that Landover Baptist Church, being the center of all that is good, decent and Christian in the world, is a true compendium on the matter of rape. A small selection of our insightful articles on the matter:The 10 Christian tips to prevent rape:
  1. Always keep your curtains closed to prevent rapists (Negroes, Mexicans, Obama voters) from peeking through your window.
  2. Wear decent clothing.
  3. Never enter a space (e.g. an elevator) with men you do not know.
  4. Never talk to men you do not know.
  5. Never look men you do not know in their eyes.
  6. Never ever touch a man.
  7. Always wear a chastity belt (anti rape shorts).
  8. Never go somewhere (e.g. parks, streets) where there are almost no people.
  9. Never go outside in the dark.
  10. Dedicate your life to Jesus Christ so He will protect you against rape.
Modern anti-rape shorts are very effective against those horny Obama voters:


An (automated) English translation of the Spanish anti rape guide:
  • Do not hitchhike or pick your car to strangers.
  • At night, avoid secluded bus stops. If the bus is not busy, try to sit near the driver.
  • No wander through lonely streets or vacant lots, especially at night or alone or accompanied.
  • If forced to travel on usually dark, secluded areas, try changing your itinerary. In other countries whistles are used to scare the offender. Consider buying one.
  • Avoid riding at night in a vehicle parked in vacant lots, parks, suburbs, etc.
  • Before parking your vehicle look around, for if sensing the presence of suspicious persons. Do the same when available to use your car. Before entering, look inside. It could be an intruder lurking in the back.
  • If you live alone, do not put your name on the mailbox, only the initial. Observe with attention the recommendations made in the chapter house. Take the curtains at night to avoid prying eyes. Keep the lights of two or more rooms for show the presence of two or more people at home.
  • Avoid getting into the elevator when it is occupied by a stranger, especially in apartment buildings. However, stand as close to the alarm button.
  • Given an attempted rape, try to escape and call for help. If you can not escape, try to make conversation with the alleged rapist in order to deter and gain time pending a circumstance which can facilitate delivery of relief or allow their escape. All this, while observing the physical features of her assailant, as far as possible.
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