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Old 11-29-2006, 10:54 PM
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Brothers and sisters in Christ, did you have any idea that a section of the State of Iowa, World Headquarters of God's Favorite Church, has been taken over by cow-worshipping hippie satanists? They have occupied an entire corner of our state! They even named it after their satanic leader. I'm thinking the boys down at the DOF have been a bit lax ever since those demoncrats stole the last elections....

They are planning a mass satanic ritual over the next few weeks, mocking the birthday celebrations of our Saviour© Jesus Christ. The entire story is HERE.

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Practitioners of Transcendental Meditation to Gather in Iowa
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MAHARISHI VEDIC CITY, Iowa - Meditator Stephen Cardinal believes this blip of a city in southeast Iowa could soon alleviate world strife.

Since the city's founding in 2001, hundreds of Transcendental Meditation practitioners have meditated in unison, sending what they say is a wave of positivity across the globe. In the coming weeks, nearly 2,000 meditators from around the world will gather here to bolster the wave in a mass meditation.

"The solutions of our forefathers haven't worked," said Cardinal, 25, who attends a TM university in nearby Fairfield.

The practitioners will meditate in this city as well as in Fairfield. Workers are busy building homes for 500 meditators on fields where sunflowers once stood. A short walk leads to a colony where meditators stay in white houses with gold-colored roofs, topped with onion-shaped domes.

"I do believe that this influence is true and that it is a technology that is valuable," said Ed Malloy, the Fairfield mayor and a TM practitioner.

TM practitioners follow the precepts of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the TM founder and a one-time spiritual teacher to the Beatles.

Once the 2,000 meditators are in place for the assembly called Invincible America, Hagelin predicts the Dow will surge toward 15,000, oil prices will fall below $45 a barrel, the U.S. crime rate will drop 20 percent and tensions in North Korea and Iran will be resolved peacefully.

Violence in Iraq will also dramatically decline, said Hagelin, a former Natural Law Party presidential candidate.

"We're clearly on the threshold of a global transformation," said Hagelin, a quantum physics researcher educated at Harvard and Dartmouth.

The TM experts, called pandits, are men aged 20 to 30 who have studied with the Maharishi for years, learning chants and other practices of Vedic tradition from ancient India. The movement claims 6 million practitioners since it was introduced about 50 years ago.

The Maharishi claims the men are adept at the art of "yogic flying," a deep level of consciousness that causes the practitioner to hop into the air involuntarily. He says the meditators tap into a unified field of consciousness that affects society.

The pandits travel to Iowa with their own chefs who prepare specialized organic vegetarian meals. Their 700-square-foot (65-square-meter), two-bedroom manufactured homes, which are now being delivered, will meet Vedic specifications. They will face east in alignment with the sun.

A TM supporter's private foundation has kicked in $12 million for the assembly. The money provides as much as $600 a month to cover expenses for each participant willing to relocate to southeastern Iowa.

The pandits will rarely leave the largely closed community and will return to India after two years, then be replaced by a new group, said Maharishi Vedic City Mayor Bob Wynne.
Well I don't know about you, but I'm thinking this will be a very tempting target for Jesus. What with them all gathered in one place, and rarely leaving their satanic inner sanctums.
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Zekey, last I remember, 'yogi' and 'satanist' had two very different meanings. None of this is anything to do with satanism of any kind. Yes, yes, don't start I know that you believe these people are 'worshipping the devil by default', but would you lay those thoughts aside for one minute and see these people are peaceful and do not seek to hurt or annoy anybody?
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but would you lay those thoughts aside for one minute and see these people are peaceful and do not seek to hurt or annoy anybody?Sheeesh.
Sorry, but the TM radicals are satanists of the worst kind!
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Are they really? Peaceful people who want to attain a higher consciousness are worse than xtian or muslim fanatics? Yeah......right..
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Are they really? Peaceful people who want to attain a higher consciousness are worse than xtian or muslim fanatics? Yeah......right..
If they intend to "become one" with the Father of Lies, then yes!
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Ok, I know that telling you that they do not worship your devil is pointless as you believe that in not worshipping your god they are thus 'default satanists', so I will try a different line of reasoning.
Are they trying to convert you, and get you to do the same as them? Are they forcing people to convert? Are they hurting or causing damage to property or life?
No to all of the above, right?
Then why are you complaining?
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They're trying to lower oil prices. That will disrupt the world economy, and make it harder for oilmen to make an extra few billion.

They want to reduce violence in Iraq. That will suck funds away from the military-industrial complex, a major employment sector of the US economy.

Finally, they want to reduce crime by 20%! Do you know what that will do to the prison industry, not to mention police forces and their ability to pay pensions for retired cops?

These people are doing their damnedest to destroy the American economy, that's what they're doing. I wouldn't expect a pine cone-throwing tree-hugger like you, MRS. Van Hellbound, to recognize it, but I'm surprised that the True Christian ™ brethren and even sistren here haven't caught on to just what these foreigners are doing.
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Trying to elevate one self is satanic by default. That's what satan did.
Christ wants us to be groveling and covering before His superior presence!

For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased;
And he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
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Are they trying to convert you, and get you to do the same as them? Are they forcing people to convert? Are they hurting or causing damage to property or life?
Yes. You admit that they are devil worshippers, now look at what they're doing:
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Since the city's founding in 2001, hundreds of Transcendental Meditation practitioners have meditated in unison, sending what they say is a wave of positivity across the globe.
We all know that by "positivity", they mean "demonic energy." These people are not just keeping themselves to themselves and tossing their own souls in the trash, they are deliberately sending Satanic energy all over the world! They are aggressive fanatics who must be stopped!
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Trying to elevate one self is satanic by default. That's what satan did.
Christ wants us to be groveling and covering before His superior presence!

For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased;
And he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
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Well said, Brother SS!

Another point to consider is this: If the Lord Jesus says we should be at war with the islamonistas, and these dothead wannabe hippies all perform satanic rituals in order to stop said war, then DE FACTO and QUID PRO QUO they are willfully doing battle against God. While I know that hatemongers like Rachael VonHellbound all whine about "tolerance", I for one do not intend to lay down and allow this diaper head rabble to disrupt a perfectly good Holy war designed by God Himself.

Yes, the spawn of satan will use any methods, and tricks, and sweet talk to destroy Christianity. DO NOT BE FOOLED my brethren!!! Jesus guides his hand!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Zekey, last I remember, 'yogi' and 'satanist' had two very different meanings.
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yes, satanists are after souls, not picnic baskets. But satanists have many disguises!
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yes, satanists are after souls, not picnic baskets. But satanists have many disguises!
Hmm, Yogi Bear steals picnic baskets. Which he calls "pick-a-nick" baskets.

Picnic baskets often contain pies.

Who else steals pies?

Piccaninies.

Coincidence? I think not.

These "yogis" are horned-up Negro bucks in disguise, and will stop at nothing to attract our pure white women to their TRAILERS for endless hours of "group meditation"!!
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I thought this Church bought Iowa.
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Yes. You admit that they are devil worshippers, now look at what they're doing:
I said nothing of the sort. I just said that I realize that YOU believe that they are 'devil worshippers'.

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We all know that by "positivity", they mean "demonic energy." These people are not just keeping themselves to themselves and tossing their own souls in the trash, they are deliberately sending Satanic energy all over the world! They are aggressive fanatics who must be stopped!
Agressive fanatics who want to see a peaceful world? So your idea of positive behaviour is slaughtering people in Iraq? Preaching about how 99% of the world are doomed to a fiery pit? That's better than people who simply hope for world peace?

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I thought this Church bought Iowa.
Funny that, here we are owning Iowa, we believe all other religions should be violently destroyed and yet the TM are being let in. Almost invited you would say friend. I do hope there will be no accidents, terrorist attacks and that Mexican drug cartel kidnapping gang the Los Banos doesn’t act up while our guests are here but you never know. This post 911 environment can be very touchy.
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Agressive fanatics who want to see a peaceful world? So your idea of positive behaviour is slaughtering people in Iraq? Preaching about how 99% of the world are doomed to a fiery pit? That's better than people who simply hope for world peace?


Bwahaha! I didn't mean that yogi.
Slaughtering the violent psychopathic murderers in Iraq is the only way to peace, yes. And how are we going to save 99% of the world from their fiery fate if we don't point out the error of their ways?
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It's a DEMONIC CULT!! Yogis, meditation, group meditation (meaniong DEMONIC ORGIES full of FORNICATORS!).

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Slaughtering in the name of peace. Misunderstanding, and mislabeling of religions which are not Christiano-centric. Belief in a modern "Holy War", and last but not least, Racist logic.

Let us consider things logically here, even though at this level of belief, it is doubtful if my logic will even be read, I have no decision left to me but to try.

First, Yogi's are originally a part of the Hindu religion. Hindu originated before Christianity did, and has no ties to pre-Christian Judaic teachings, so the argument that they are doing Satan's work is flawed. Also, In America, less then 2% of modern Yogi belong to the Hindu religion, rather than reality, where most are part of the New Age Movement, and are not "dotheads" "diaper heads" or "Negro Bucks". Most are Caucasian, males AND females.

Secondly, Yogi's are not hippies, hippie wannabes, or anything of the sort. They believe in the natural energies of the body and nature, and meditate on a source of goodwill. THEY DO NOT HOLD ORGIES.

Thirdly, there are REAL satanic cults all around, of which you make no mention at all. also, OnYourKnees, your entire logical process used on "Yogi Bear" is racist, uncivilized, and based ON A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW! that is akin to me trying to argue for god's existence by citing the Jetsons.

Please tell me you all are single, because it would be a waste to poison a young child's mind with such garbage. Honestly, i'd trust my child in the hands of a Satanist before i'd ever allow it's mind to be degraded by the likes of most of the people here. Thank you Rachael Van Helsing for trying to talk some sense into this group of Heretical Right-Wingers.
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Let us consider things logically here, even though at this level of belief, it is doubtful if my logic will even be read, I have no decision left to me but to try.

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Hindu originated before Christianity did, and has no ties to pre-Christian Judaic teachings, so the argument that they are doing Satan's work is flawed.
The Christian God created the heavens and the earth (Gen 1:1). The Hindu gods were made up millennia later. Those who worship idols, like the Hindus, are in fact worshipping demons.

1 Cor 10:19-20 What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing? But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.

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Let me guess -- this energy is invisible? So how do you even know it's real?
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Doesn't Jesus love all regardless of being a emo,spaghetti monster or arabian scum?I don't think we have to hate the satanic rituals, thanks to God we don't believe in satan, but we should accept the satanic rituals, because even the people organisating them can change and start love Jesus Christ.
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