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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-01-2013, 01:53 PM

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All the more reason to believe that He is not a damned joo. Jesus would never want the entire Christian Faith to crumble, now would he?
Perhaps not, but now that you mention it, I couldn't really tell. As his follower, of course I don't want Christianity to crumble. However sometimes the things that pertain within the mind of Christ differs from the stuff that I'd like it to be. Hence if it is in his will that he chooses to holistically abolish the entire Christianity and make me an atheist, then by all mean it is all in his power to do it. Fortunately though that hasn't happened so far, and by the will of his glory majesty king Jesus, I'm not an atheist. Because if I am, then I'm sure you'd see my face in the 6'o clock news being guilty for spreading AIDS towards the population.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 12:39 PM

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Perhaps not, but now that you mention it, I couldn't really tell. As his follower, of course I don't want Christianity to crumble. However sometimes the things that pertain within the mind of Christ differs from the stuff that I'd like it to be. Hence if it is in his will that he chooses to holistically abolish the entire Christianity and make me an atheist, then by all mean it is all in his power to do it. Fortunately though that hasn't happened so far, and by the will of his glory majesty king Jesus, I'm not an atheist. Because if I am, then I'm sure you'd see my face in the 6'o clock news being guilty for spreading AIDS towards the population.
Jesus (pigs be upon him) was both a Jew and a Muslim. He was a prophet to the Jews. I hope that you will study for yourself and come to see this. I used to be like you, but it is foolish to deny the obvious.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 04:11 PM

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I used to be like you,
You used to be like me you said?... Well by the grace of God, I hope I'm not gonna become like you.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 04:20 PM

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Jesus (pigs be upon him) was both a Jew and a Muslim. He was a prophet to the Jews. I hope that you will study for yourself and come to see this. I used to be like you, but it is foolish to deny the obvious.
Jesus was a mudslime?



I'm pretty sure that Jesus never chugged urine, but I've only read the Bible about 11 times so I might've missed it.



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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 07:16 PM

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Jesus (pigs be upon him) was both a Jew and a Muslim. He was a prophet to the Jews. I hope that you will study for yourself and come to see this. I used to be like you, but it is foolish to deny the obvious.
Please show us where in the Holy Bible you read Jesus bows to mecca.

Thank you.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Please show us where in the Holy Bible you read Jesus bows to mecca.

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Nowhere. Jesus (pigs be upon him) lived a long time before the Prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him). But he did bow himself on the ground like we do in submission to Allah.
Matthew 26:39
And he went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt.

He was a muslim in the literal sense of the word because he submitted to the will of Allah.
John 6:38
For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.

Jesus (pigs be upon him) encouraged us all to be Muslims. Those who do the will of Allah are his brothers and sisters.
Mark 3:31-35
For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 10:01 PM

I think I've had just about as much as I can take from you, shine.

All those verses mention GOD, not 'allah'. Mohammed wasn't spreading his filthy lies and raping young girls until centuries after Jesus's resurrection. To suggest Jesus was a filthy, degenerate muslim is blasphemy. You know what GOD does to blasphemers?

"And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death." Leviticus 24:16.

Who do you think you are kidding, dumbass?

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 10:14 PM

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Nowhere. Jesus (pigs be upon him) lived a long time before the Prophet Muhammad (pigs be upon him). But he did bow himself on the ground like we do in submission to Allah.
Matthew 26:39
And he went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt.

He was a muslim in the literal sense of the word because he submitted to the will of Allah.
John 6:38
For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.

Jesus (pigs be upon him) encouraged us all to be Muslims. Those who do the will of Allah are his brothers and sisters.
Mark 3:31-35
For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.


And where do you find the moon god allah was the "Father" who sent Him? Your connecting dots that do not exist is rather rude and inconsiderate, and more than a little bit of a threat, towards True Christians™.

Why not confess your sins and open your heart to the real Jesus? The one you had been taught of before was clearly a fabrication of someone's imagination. The One True Jesus will never forsake you if you seek Him sincerely.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-02-2013, 10:17 PM

And by the way, there aren't 'five pillars of islam', there is only one. It was the shrivelled up 'pillar' between mohammed's legs that he used to rape children.

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And by the way, there aren't 'five pillars of islam', there is only one. It was the shrivelled up 'pillar' between mohammed's legs that he used to rape children.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-03-2013, 07:25 AM

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Why not confess your sins and open your heart to the real Jesus? The one you had been taught of before was clearly a fabrication of someone's imagination. The One True Jesus will never forsake you if you seek Him sincerely.
I was taught the same things about Jesus (pigs be upon him) that you teach here. I didn’t fabricate him, I believed what the Bible said. But I didn’t realise then that the message of the Bible had been corrupted over time. If your understanding of Jesus (pigs be upon him) and the Bible was correct, then yes it would have impossible for me to lose my faith in Christianity and become a Muslim.

John 10:27-29
My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: and I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

Thankyou for proving my point.
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I was taught the same things about Jesus (pigs be upon him) that you teach here. I didn’t fabricate him, I believed what the Bible said. But I didn’t realise then that the message of the Bible had been corrupted over time. If your understanding of Jesus (pigs be upon him) and the Bible was correct, then yes it would have impossible for me to lose my faith in Christianity and become a Muslim.

John 10:27-29
My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: and I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

Thankyou for proving my point.
The only point I proved, dear, is that you were never Saved©, and safely tucked into His hand, in the first place.

There is still time.

And please mind your manners when talking about the LORD Jesus Christ.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-03-2013, 08:55 AM

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You were never Saved©, and safely tucked into His hand, in the first place.

There is still time.
I know this is your understanding of the Bible, and it used to me mine, but the Bible is contradictory on the matter.
Hebrews 6:4-6
4 For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come,
6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.
According this passage it is possible to be saved and then fall away, in which case it is too late for me.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-03-2013, 09:21 AM

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I know this is your understanding of the Bible, and it used to me mine, but the Bible is contradictory on the matter.
It is not contradictory, you were just weak in your faith, thus you never were a Christian. From God's point of view you were a heathen that turned into a different kind of heathen.

As said before, it's still not too late for you to repent and be saved.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-03-2013, 07:25 PM

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I know this is your understanding of the Bible, and it used to me mine, but the Bible is contradictory on the matter.
Hebrews 6:4-6
4 For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come,
6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.
According this passage it is possible to be saved and then fall away, in which case it is too late for me.
You were not actually once enlightened, you never tasted of the heavenly gift, and you were made a partaker of the Holy Ghost. Therefore, as Brother Alban so wisely points out, you simply converted from one heathenism to another. There is hope for you, if you will but turn to the LORD.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 01-05-2013, 12:40 AM

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I know this is your understanding of the Bible, and it used to me mine, but the Bible is contradictory on the matter.
Hebrews 6:4-6
4 For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come,
6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.
According this passage it is possible to be saved and then fall away, in which case it is too late for me.
No friend, you have never known Jesus and this passage alludes to that fact. Fact: once you are saved by the warm and loving hands of Jesus and are washed in His Blood you cannot fall back into sin unless you were saved by a false-pagan Jesus, such as the catlicks, pentecoastals, methodists, non-donominationers, church of Christ, and all other false-Christian cults that are not Baptists.

Friend, do not allow this root of bitterness to gag you from responding to Jesus' Touch™.

Hebrews
12:15 Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled;

Rather, bow on your unworthy and filthy knees and have a little talk with Jesus.

Romans
10:10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

You must open your mouth in confession to Jesus in order to drink from his well-spring of love, amen.

James

4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. 4:8 Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded. 4:9 Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and your joy to heaviness.

It is very important that during your stage of repentance that you fully realize the evil repercussions of all of your un-Godly actions.

2 Corinthians
7:10 For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death.


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Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 02-10-2013, 04:26 AM

Shout Glory!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-26-2014, 06:56 PM

Indeed, pastor. The very thought that people would think could have looked like this:




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 04-26-2014, 09:27 PM

The baby Jesus did not look anything like this ugly thing:
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