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Old 04-30-2007, 12:45 PM
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Apparently, things have degenerated so badly in Godless England that a dothead professor has designed a "game" the is supposed to "get your ready" for the vile heathenistic life of an average brit. THIS goes completely against God's word, as it is clearly aimed at desensitizing normal people to the revolting debauchery they are bound to witness on the streets of the UK.

All they need is the Holy Bible, and Jesus will clean up all the scum who reject Him.
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THIS story is simply revolting. A day care center (i.e., some communist child corral for pagan hippie mothers who can't be bothered to raise their own children), is being sued because they attempted to teach songs about Jesus to the ignorant, abused and neglected polack children in their care. As with all things British, it is a mess.



This is just obscene. It is surely true that God Hates England.
If the name of the place contains the word "Christian" then ou would expect it to be religiously based. Parents ought to be able to figure that one out.

But if you're going to operate as a religious group, or under the umbrella of a religious group, then you should not be eligible for government funding in the first place.
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Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

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Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

Yes, it's true. They really ought to hang a sign over the Channel Tunnel:
"Welcome to England. WARNING: May contain emos."
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Yes, she really should be using a straw to drink from a can.
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Yes, she really should be using a straw to drink from a can.
You think that thing's a she? Leaving aside the possibility that it's just a bull someone's given a novelty wig as a practical joke, the sad truth is that that's what the average "male" emo poofter looks like in the UK nowadays. It's a sick, sad world.
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Here's another example of why God hates England.

Can you imagine any Godly American Marine acting like this??

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How Malcolm the tough-guy Marine turned into Bulgarian Miss Margaret

When retired commando Malcolm McPherson started house-hunting in the Bulgarian village of Jyulnitza after a distinguished career in the Royal Marines, locals thought they were welcoming a tough military man.

So when a genteel woman called Margaret McPherson, who looked uncannily like the ex-marine, moved into his house several months later they assumed she was his sister.

But Mr and Miss McPherson were one and the same.

The former Warrant Officer had decided that, along with a change of home, he would have a change of gender.

Miss McPherson, 64, served with the Royal Marines – undergoing their tough commando training – and with the Intelligence Corps in Northern Ireland at the height of the Troubles.

Photographs show her dramatic change from a tough, bearded soldier – who also spent 17 years training the Sultan of Oman's forces – to a quiet, unassuming woman.

In one, the camouflage-clad soldier poses casually in the desert, clutching an Austrian-made Steyr AUG while on patrol near the disputed Yemeni border in the Eighties.

The other photograph, taken last week, shows a woman in a plaid skirt sitting comfortably at home surrounded by ornaments and knick-knacks.

Miss McPherson, who has an adult daughter from a previous marriage, has not undergone any medical treatment to change gender.

She was advised by her doctor that it could have serious health implications at her age.

"I made the change on my 64th birthday and I feel very happy now," she added.

"A lot of us have been in the military because we try to suppress our longing by doing the most macho thing possible."
I won't post these revolting photograhs, but the link will allow you to see them if you must. I don't advise it....
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God hates your mum.

What are u going to do?
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God hates your mum.

What are u going to do?
That's not quite true friend.
God actually commands us to hate our Parents.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)
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you lot seriously need to be sectioned.

i think you're disgusting.

how do you live with yourselves?

oh, don't tell me - God.

You can follow a religion, but you guys take it far too seriously, to the extent where what i would consider you are turning into bullies, calling people "fags" etc, now what would God think of that?
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you lot seriously need to be sectioned.

i think you're disgusting.

how do you live with yourselves?

oh, don't tell me - God.

You can follow a religion, but you guys take it far too seriously, to the extent where what i would consider you are turning into bullies, calling people "fags" etc, now what would God think of that?
David dear. You have entered our world when you enter this Forum. Not the drug crazed world that you presently reside.
Please have the decency to introduce yourself properly.

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I'm Dave
I'm 17
I'm from Birmingham, the 2nd biggest city in the UK.

There ya go

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I'm from Birmingham, the 2nd biggest city in the UK.

There ya go

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Want to try that again in the intro section of the forum.
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Here's another example of why God hates England.

Can you imagine any Godly American Marine acting like this??



I won't post these revolting photograhs, but the link will allow you to see them if you must. I don't advise it....
I don't need to imagine, unfortunately.

No, I don't approve. No, this isn't an attack on America. Merely an observation that the Land of the Free isn't exactly squeaky-clean, however much we'd like it to be.

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If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.
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If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.
Some people claim chimps are our ancestors. Next you'll be telling me that my true ancestors were some darkies from a mudhut in Africa. I've heard it all before. The truth of the matter is I have been washed clean by the Blood of the Lamb and now reside in His favourite country the United States of America. Britain has been overun with drunks and Godless mudslums; of course Christ hates them.
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Well is history wrong then? Because history says that there were no people in America besides the natives until people came over from Spain and England.

You know there are a lot of drunks in America, why wouldn't God hate us too? Aren't there any True Christians in England?
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If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.
I'm going to have to ask Brother Werner Kraus and Sister Angela Mankovski about that next time I see them.
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[...] Aren't there any True Christians in England?
There are a few True Christian™ missionaries who take their lives in their hands for the Glory of God. Whereas in Britain there is about one doctor per 6000, there is only about one missionary per 1,000,000. We attempt to send more but postings are considered arduous and are only for the experienced.

Rates of Brits turning to the Light are low as most of the Brits are illiterate with attention spans of less than 10 seconds at the end of which they just seem to start talking about “Big Brother”, “Deal or No Deal” or those 2 Geordie thieves, “Ant and Dek”.

Brits do not help themselves by being unable to speak American (most speak only Polish, Lithuanian or Indian) or read anything that does not have lewd pictures of young, scantily clad women and a headline saying, “Drunk Gazza Shags The Queen.”

Personal hygiene is another concern; teeth that do not have an edging of green are considered abnormal, fat sweaty women with badly spelled tattoos abound and fresh clothes are considered a sign of sodomy amongst the men.
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Fat sweaty women with badly spelled tattoos abound.
This is tough to imagine, brother Bathfire. Are the tattoos misspelled purposely? Or does the 'artist' foul up the customer's message? Or does the customer insist on some alternate spelling? I'm already trying to avoid reading any more tattoos for fear of seeing one of these.
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