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Old 09-08-2013, 01:18 AM
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0,12 dollars = 12 cents

Twelve of these coins


Two of the same one cent coins and two of these



Or the same two cents and one of these



Are we clear now?
What kind of retard doesn't know the difference between a nickel and a quarter?



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Old 09-08-2013, 01:36 AM
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What kind of retard doesn't know the difference between a nickel and a quarter?



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Really? I just look for coins and that's what appeared. Anyway, 0,12 dollars are 12 cents, that was my answer for Nobar King
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Old 09-08-2013, 01:37 AM
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Really? I just look for coins and that's what appeared. Anyway, 0,12 dollars are 12 cents, that was my answer for Nobar King
Then you should have typed that instead of trying to be a sarcastic ass.

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Old 09-08-2013, 01:42 AM
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Then you should have typed that instead of trying to be a sarcastic ass.

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Uhm... I did it, look my post again
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Old 09-08-2013, 07:30 AM
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A few days ago I went to my favorite restaurant and I gave them a $60 tip (sixty chilean pesos are like 0,12 dollars or something). They cook incredible, they made a delicious White rice with french fries and chicken nuggets with a glass of juice or soda for only $1800 (3,60 dollars), and I though they deserved a Little tip for such a good service
Here's a little tip for you missy, don't sit down with a lightbulb in your back pocket.

Now instead of wittering on about dog nuggets and rice start discussing some scripture!
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Here's a little tip for you missy, don't sit down with a lightbulb in your back pocket.

Now instead of wittering on about dog nuggets and rice start discussing some scripture!
I don't understand what do you mean with the first sentence, but about the second one, no thanks, I prefer a more realistic and less violent book
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I don't understand what do you mean with the first sentence, but about the second one, no thanks, I prefer a more realistic and less violent book
Did you notice that the coins you posted read, "In God We Trust"? There's a reason for that, you know.
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I don't understand what do you mean with the first sentence,

Hello, dear, I know that as a messican you do not understand English. Please relalize I am not being facitious, I am giving good advice. Why would you want to sit down with an ass full of glass?

Unless of course it's for Jesus. God tell us this:

Psalms 25:18

Looke vpon mine affliction, aud my paine, and forgiue all my sinnes
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1. Where is your introduction post?

2. The only sheep on this forum is a actually a pirate sheep, and I don't think that it would be easy to shear him.
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