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Default Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-07-2016, 02:24 AM

WARNING: Only read this if you are a proper God fearing Christian. What you are about to read is extremely horrifying!

This is what "Rocket League" looks like:


Please note it contains all the elements one needs to SEDUCE AND RAPE innocent little children. It has bright colors, "cool" cars and "sports". But as we all know SATAN likes to disguises himself as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14). We all know LUCIFER will tempt the innocent (Matthew 6:13). We all know only JESUS can save us from THE DEVIL (2 Thessalonians 3:3).

Let us analyze how exactly Rocket League is utterly destroying the souls and bodies of our innocent children.

(1) Rocket League is RAPEWARE!
Like Tinder and other child rapist oriented rapeware, Rocket League is specifically designed to make it as easy as possible for online pedophiles, rapists and other Clinton voters to reach their target audience: innocent Christian children. By misleading them with flashy colorful cars and something that vaguely resembles sports they are seduced into a vulnerable state in which the pedophiles can make their move. With innocent phrases like "can I put my rocket in your behind", rapists are dooming those innocent Christian children to Hell for all eternity (Leviticus 18:22). I am convinced that pedophiles and pedophile supporters like Zach Anderson, Ghandi and Bernie Sanders all used Rocket League to destroy our innocent Christian children!

(2) Rocket League is ULTRA GAY!
Noticed the pink car? It's gay! Noticed the bright colors? Those are gay! Noticed the pink santorum bursting out of the pink car's behind? That is extremely gay! For those unaware, as most innocent Christians probably are, santorum is the mixture of lube and fecal matter that is the unavoidable by-product of God hating anal sex. The "sport" Rocket League mimics is soccer. And as we all know, soccer makes people gay. Soccer is all about grown men hugging and touching each other in gay ways. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay.


(3) Rocket League is ATTACKING JESUS!
Noticed how that gay, pink, santorum spewing car has an aureola? Everyone with a brain, and even most people without a brain, will immediately see a false prophet here. That car is not Jesus! It's a car! Car's don't have aureola's! It's misleading! It's a lie! It's a direct Mexican Muslim Chinese ISIS North Korean nuclear terrorist attack against America's Jesus! I cannot wait for Sarah Palin to become our vice president so she can implement Biblical law in America so that all unbelievers, men and women, adults and children, who created and abused this game can be killed in accordance with God's Holy Scripture: "That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman" (2nd Chronicles 15:13).

THIS NEEDS TO STOP!!!


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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-12-2016, 03:15 AM

I think gay people needs to be understand as they are under life crisis. They are also human being and need to be accepted by the community. As long as they are not doing bad, we should respect them also.


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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-12-2016, 04:30 AM

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I think gay people needs to be understand as they are under life crisis. They are also human being and need to be accepted by the community. As long as they are not doing bad, we should respect them also.
It's good that you brought that up! Let's see what God has to say about queers:

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Hmmm, it doesn't say anything about respecting them, but rather it says that they should be put to death. Quite a difference!

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Default Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs! - 02-12-2016, 07:43 PM

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I think gay people needs to be understand as they are under life crisis. They are also human being and need to be accepted by the community. As long as they are not doing bad, we should respect them also.
I think they should respect us instead. You can't have it both ways friend, and they bring about the Wrath of God. That's not nice to do to people, you know.


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