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Default Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote :( - 07-04-2016, 03:21 AM

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You funnies take everything too seriously. Miss Piggie sounds better because it sounds funnier (because it is a reference to miss Piggie from the muppets)

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Default Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote :( - 07-04-2016, 03:26 AM

fundies, autocorrect sorry.


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Love Jesus Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote :( - 07-04-2016, 03:39 AM

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fundies, autocorrect sorry.

It would be very Christ-like if you could let me edit my damn posts. Would make life a whole lot easier.
Dear sinner,

I it obvious that your posts are damned but I am not sure if any edits would make a substantial difference with regards to your potential for Salvation.

2 Thessalonians 2:12
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

However, there is a very practical solution to all this. The "Reply to Thread" screen has at the bottom a "Preview Post" choice that erring human beings can use to check beforehand the spelling, grammar, and Spiritual content of their posts.



Galatians 6:9
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

In a similar manner we will not cease to Love and Cherish you and try to teach you everything that you need to know about the Real Jesus© and the Real Bible™ in order to have you with us one day in Heaven. Incidentally, the above verse also contains some interesting information about the Spiritual state of the weaker, more lustful sex (Genesis 3:6), women. They are more prone to fainting (I do know that this might be caused by sequalae of their sinful nature [Genesis 3:6] but also because of their monthly period of uncleanliness that makes them lose quite a lot of the liquid essence that carries oxygène (or good air, as it used to be called) into our hearts where our souls reside. Still, this explains why the proselytizing CVs of women are often inferior to those by men. You can learn all this and much more if your persist and read the Godly Threads of this Forum and Accept Jesus (Mark 16:16).


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Elmer


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