The LORD GOD has led me to witness to the sodomites who frequent Rehoboth Beach, Delaware over the course of Labor Day weekend. The Holy Spirit led me to Trivago, where I discovered a room that was a sweet deal and very near all the homer meeting spots. Because of the amount of debauchery taking place that weekend, I am asking for prayers that God doesn't smite the place as He did New Orleans during the distasteful and disgusting homer activities of several years ago.
Pray also that I am able to lead hundreds if not thousands of men to their knees, crying out, "Oh, God!" and that I can convince the Lisbons who will also be there that they are actually meant to be meek and submissive wives for one man as they move forward in their lives after accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior. Thank you.
PS: If anyone wants to join me on this mission, please get in touch. My room is a double, and there is at least one room still available at this hotel.