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Not being funny but if your lady isnt having an orgasm them surely your just not good at sex, prehaps you need a penis enlargement. Although its how you use it, not how big it is, a bigger penis does give you an advantage.

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Not being funny but if your lady isnt having an orgasm them surely your just not good at sex, prehaps you need a penis enlargement. Although its how you use it, not how big it is, a bigger penis does give you an advantage.

Sex is for making babies. The fact that it works is enough to understand. Despite your crude protests, Christians are just as capable at reproducing as anybody.
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Sex is for making babies. The fact that it works is enough to understand. Despite your crude protests, Christians are just as capable at reproducing as anybody.
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or you just cant pleasure a woman like a real man
We don't want our women to be like real men, we want them to be women. What's so hard to understand about this concept?
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We don't want our women to be like real men, we want them to be women. What's so hard to understand about this concept?
oh my god cant you read
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No, I think the problem here is your inability to construct a clear sentence. For example, why do you find it so difficult to capitalize, but pointless indentations come so easily for you?
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No, I think the problem here is your inability to construct a clear sentence. For example, why do you find it so difficult to capitalize, but pointless indentations come so easily for you?
maybe i like indentions, just like you like a trckload of fries a day
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Not being funny but if your lady isnt having an orgasm them surely your just not good at sex
Not GOOD at sex? Son, I am GREAT at sex, and I have 4 healthy children to prove it!

As I stated before, sex is for making babies, NOT ENJOYMENT! Making a baby should only take 5 minutes or so, and most of that includes prayer, turning off the lights, disrobing, climbing into bed, and further prayer. Remember sex is very painful for women, so we do not wish to have our wives suffer.

The 'act' of sex itself should be over in under a minute. That's all it takes to insert your manhood, edjaculate, and then withdraw. That's all it takes to make a baby. Men who spend longer than that having 'sex' are perverts!
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maybe i like indentions, just like you like a trckload of fries a day
How dare you make a comment like that! Yes, I may be a few pounds overweight. But I assure you it is 99% because of my diabetic condition. I adhere to a strict diet set up by my doctor, and I promise you a "trckload" of fries is not included in that diet. Here I am, having finally worked up the courage to post my picture online to share with my friends and make my posts seem more personal by putting a face to them, and you have the nerve to put me down for my appearance? I may have to have my left leg removed due to complications involving my condition. I'm just giving you a heads up on that so you can prepare some witty material ahead of time.

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Not if it's done right.
I have heard tales that some secular women think unpure thoughts, and get 'wet' before sex. I also heard that this makes their vaginal stinks like rotten fish. To me this is disgusting!

It sounds as though UnGoldy women either urinate themselves, or have some sort of perverted discharge, to make the sex-act less painful, so they can continue their perversity for longer. No Godly woman should be 'wet' during sex. Your wife should be completely dry during sex, and sex SHOULD hurt. It will prepare them for the pain they are to expect in child-birth. If my wife had ever been 'wet' down there when we made our children, she would have been beaten, and would have deserved it.
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My thoughts exactly, because they fail at it they complain it's all the fault of the women, of course it's not, if you are open with your wife/girlfriend then you can give her much pleasure, if you don't I wouldn't be surprised if she traded you in for another men.
Well first off, the "female orgasm" has found no useful purpose. Secondly, women don't give men an orgasm so why should men give women one?
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Not if it's done right.
Done correctly: hard thrusting under the sheets with three ply of flannel night gowns and the lights out.

When she says, "Oh Lordy, can you stop, just get it out!" Then you know the seed has been sown for another of Christ's warriors.

If both parties are red and raw by the experience, then this is all for the greater good as this will act as deterrent for wanton fornication.
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Done correctly: hard thrusting under the sheets with three ply of flannel night gowns and the lights out.

When she says, "Oh Lordy, can you stop, just get it out!" Then you know the seed has been sown for another of Christ's warriors.

If both parties are red and raw by the experience, then this is all for the greater good as this will act as deterrent for wanton fornication.
Done correctly, it's enjoyed by both parties - sometimes ending with simultaneous orgasms.
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