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Done correctly, it's enjoyed by both parties - sometimes ending with simultaneous orgasms.
I'm afraid that's a dangerous proposition. What if the woman has an orgasm slightly before her man? And then she says, "I'm done, I don't want to do this any more." How will she be able to make more warriors for Christ? Can't you see that that is almost as bad as having multiple abortions?
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I'm afraid that's a dangerous proposition. What if the woman has an orgasm slightly before her man? And then she says, "I'm done, I don't want to do this any more." How will she be able to make more warriors for Christ? Can't you see that that is almost as bad as having multiple abortions?

One of the wonderful things about the female body is that it's capable of multiple orgasms during a single session of love-making.
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What does female paper folding have to do with baby making? You people are making no sense!
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One of the wonderful things about the female body is that it's capable of multiple orgasms during a single session of love-making.
Sure. And later they'll say they were able to FAKE multiple.. thingies.

Look. We had this discussion before, and you just stooped to insulting my late wife.

Female orgasms are a myth, period. It's not like they can spill seed on rocks or anything. (and NO DON'T YOU DARE!!!! ).
TBH, if it was not for baby making, most decent people wouldn't be bothered. All this hoopla for a thimble-ful of starch, I really don't get it.
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Lady, I feel sorry for your husband! Yuck! Sick.... reeeaaalllly sick!
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I don't remember the last time I posted in the Men's Forum, but this seems like an important subject. So I'll stick in my two cents and add some bible stuff and general facts.

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If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.
I agree with Brother Nobar on this one. If a man is unsatisfied with his wife's response to him, he should tell her to try harder or help get her a bit less repressed. If it's a matter as discussed below she should get herself to a doctor, or a psychiatrist.... or both.

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A typical male answer. the correct answer however is that when a woman didn't have an orgasm the man didn't perform up to specs.
I disagree. In some cases, a woman may never orgasm, simply because she may have an emotional, psychological, or physical block. Sometimes there is a combination of these. So don't go blaming either party generally. It has to be done on a by case basis.

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I prefer to think of it as: If a woman is not having orgasms, it's to her husband's credit.
I disagree. The old law declares that both the man and the woman must be satisfied in due benevolence.

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Women should be less concerned with their "G-spot", and a lot more concerned with their J-spot PRAISE!
Amen!!! These matters are important, but people should worry less about sex, especially if they don't have their life straight with Jesus.

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I disagree. In some cases, a woman may never orgasm, simply because she may have an emotional, psychological, or physical block. Sometimes there is a combination of these. So don't go blaming either party generally. It has to be done on a by case basis.
Hmmm, you are correct, these factors can indeed play a roll in failing to have an orgasm. This is at least an intelligent answer.
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If God didn't want us to enjoy sex, She wouldn't have made it so pleasurable.
Obviously God has a feminine side because He made almost every animal and insect as male and female. But that doesn't mean He is a woman. He made many nerves down there for a reason, but whether or not a woman and her partner choose to use them or not is at the couples' discretion. You expect acceptance, but it's more realistic that you are will get tolerance and nothing more.

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Sex is for making babies. The fact that it works is enough to understand. Despite your crude protests, Christians are just as capable at reproducing as anybody.
I also agree to this. The fact that Christians reproduce is a testament to the fact that they are have sex. That has nothing to do with with or not it includes pleasure though. Sex is for babies, that is true. But in Genesis BEFORE they sinned, Adam and Eve joined bodies for enjoyment, not for babies. At least not at that time. and I haven't come across anything in the bible that says that their sexual enjoyment was sinful, gateway or otherwise.

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I have heard tales that some secular women think unpure thoughts, and get 'wet' before sex. I also heard that this makes their vaginal stinks like rotten fish. To me this is disgusting!

It sounds as though UnGoldy women either urinate themselves, or have some sort of perverted discharge, to make the sex-act less painful, so they can continue their perversity for longer. No Godly woman should be 'wet' during sex. Your wife should be completely dry during sex, and sex SHOULD hurt. It will prepare them for the pain they are to expect in child-birth. If my wife had ever been 'wet' down there when we made our children, she would have been beaten, and would have deserved it.
I disagree. God made everything down there the way it is supposed to be. That punishment would be uncalled for because she wouldn't have deserved it, and it isn't supposed to hurt. Childbirth is punishment enough according to the bible, Reverend.
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Well first off, the "female orgasm" has found no useful purpose. Secondly, women don't give men an orgasm so why should men give women one?
I disagree. Female orgasm releases a hormone that makes her feel more attached to her partner. Meaning that otherwise, a man's wife may not love him as much if they aren't intimate, compared to the woman that enjoyed the act with her husband.

Secondly, a woman gives her husband the orgasm to begin with. The walls of the vagina massage your unmentionables and you spill your seed. That makes a baby in the first place, meaning that without her help, you would never spill your seed in the first place. And as I mentioned earlier, the bible says so.

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What does female paper folding have to do with baby making? You people are making no sense!
Sorry, this may shock you terribly in your condition.... It's orgasm, a muscular contraction down there, not origami, which is paper folding.
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Hi everyone, I'm new here, but I've been visiting the forum for a few weeks before I decided to actually join.
On this topic, I have something to add. There is evidence that the female orgasm is beneficial to reproduction. It's called the "upsuck theory." Feel free to google it. It was found that women who experienced orgasm roughly a minute prior to the male ejaculation was able to retain 35% more semen than women who did not experience climax. Also, the contraction of the vaginal muscles also helped to move the semen closer to the "target", if you will.
My opinion being, if sex is for making babies, then the female orgasm should be part of sex, since it facilitates the fertilization of the egg in question.
There is also some evidence that the female orgasm produces a chemical called oxytocin, which helps stabilize the hormone and chemical levels in the reproductive organs of the female, allowing the sperm to live longer, therefore providing them a better chance for fertilization.
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One of the wonderful things about the female body is that it's capable of multiple orgasms during a single session of love-making.
Typical feminazi BULLSHIT! Men can have multiple orgasms as well. I've been able to orgasm 3 times before the sensitivity got too intense. But that takes a dedication and mental discipine that you losers clearly lack. Just this weekend me and Tal I used to have sex all the time before my pre-True Christian days before I found joy in Bible Studying and Prayer Closeting. Now I maintain strict celibacy until I get married. Don't go thinking you can do things better than us, LEZBO!!!


Granted, I guess that is hardly relevant considering these limp dicked f*ckers can't even give their wives ONE orgasm. HA!!

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THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THEM WET!!!
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THE ONLY THING YOUR WIVES CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE J-SPOT BECAUSE YOUR 4 INCH PECKERS CAN'T REACH THE G-SPOT!!!
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OH MY LORD, YOU LOSERS PROBABLY MAKE THE CHINESE PECKER LOOK LIKE A HORSE'S BY COMPARISON!!!

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It was found that women who experienced orgasm roughly a minute prior to the male ejaculation was able to retain 35% more semen than women who did not experience climax. Also, the contraction of the vaginal muscles also helped to move the semen closer to the "target", if you will.
That might sound great to YOU, but obviously conception is almost inevitable despite the lack of female orgasm.

Your man friends wear a condom so you don't get pregnant, right? THEY'RE the ones who have orgasms and create babies. Not you.
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That might sound great to YOU, but obviously conception is almost inevitable despite the lack of female orgasm.

Your man friends wear a condom so you don't get pregnant, right? THEY'RE the ones who have orgasms and create babies. Not you.
Actually, I'm married, and my husband does not use condoms because we would like another child. My husband is a soldier in the U.S. Army, and he will be deploying to Iraq within the next couple of months, and we would like to conceive before he goes. As many men feel in this situation, he would like another child to carry his legacy, and hopes for a boy. Our Baptist pastor provided us with marriage counseling before our nuptials, and he agreed that when a woman is relaxed during intercourse, it is far easier to conceive. Whether you choose to believe that or not is of course up to you, and I have no wish to enfore my opinion on anyone. I simply wish to share.
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Well, good for you and your husband. Obviously, you should be doing everything possible to ensure proper insemination. Jesus would praise you for that.
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I disagree. God made everything down there the way it is supposed to be. That punishment would be uncalled for because she wouldn't have deserved it.
Son,

I am sorry, I am not used to anyone disagreeing with me. But we cannot agree here. I would find it disgusting and repulsive if my wife had ever been 'wet' vaginally, and stank of rotten fish - as I have been told some secural women are. The Bible speaks clearly about female vaginal discharge, or wetness, especially in Leviticus, saying it is unclean. Who are we to question the word of God?

My wife was never 'wet' when we made all 4 of our children many years ago, and we had no problems in pro-creating. Our children have not grown up to be healthy fully formed adults, no limbs missing or anything wrong with them! To put it simply, if your wife is getting 'wet' before sex, there is probably something wrong with her. Either spiritually or sexually. You should pray with her.

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Hi everyone, I'm new here, but I've been visiting the forum for a few weeks before I decided to actually join.
On this topic, I have something to add. There is evidence that the female orgasm is beneficial to reproduction. It's called the "upsuck theory." Feel free to google it. It was found that women who experienced orgasm roughly a minute prior to the male ejaculation was able to retain 35% more semen than women who did not experience climax. Also, the contraction of the vaginal muscles also helped to move the semen closer to the "target", if you will.
My opinion being, if sex is for making babies, then the female orgasm should be part of sex, since it facilitates the fertilization of the egg in question.
There is also some evidence that the female orgasm produces a chemical called oxytocin, which helps stabilize the hormone and chemical levels in the reproductive organs of the female, allowing the sperm to live longer, therefore providing them a better chance for fertilization.
I frankly don't see anything here that could not be accomplished with a turkey baster.
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Feminist nonsense
I feel I must remind you that this is the Mens Forum.
It's bad enough that you Post in this section at all, but to disagree with True Christian™ Menfolk (who are always 100% correct) is bordering on being a Sassy Feminazi.
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Well, I would want my wife to get wet before sex. And use some soap in the shower also.
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