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Old 05-13-2008, 03:26 AM
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Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.

JennyD, surely you remember when your title was just member, just like zeke's was at that same time ( about a week ago ).
Are you on drugs or something?
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:32 AM
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Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.
I don't remember any thread like that.

I've never seen Zeke condemn anyone. He only points out to people, quite rightly, that they are condemning themselves by continuing to live a sinful lifestyle.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:37 AM
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Default Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Pastors, do you have any idea what the Artless Dodger is on about?

Or, for that matter, what he's ON?
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Of course it ain't an insult, honey, but more a truthful description. Why is it that you hippy types never shower? What do y'all have against cleanliness? But, I guess cleanliness is closer to Godliness which would explain why a heathen would want to revel in filth and maggots.

I shower daily.

Just wash yourself if you ever decide to visit Louisiana else I'd smell you as soon as you entered the state, most like.
I live in Louisiana, not far from Swaggartland.
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Another thread is dying and crawling with maggots. What else is new?
Can the ticks & chiggers & spicks & chinks & niggers be far behind? Ew!

Somebody, please: SAY SOMETHING HOLY AT ONCE!!!
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Default Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

I have to say that I never have met Pastor Ezekiel but I am told that he is one of the kindest and most forgiving church elders in the whole of Landover Baptist.

And that is saying a lot! and so he is well entitled to a vacation.
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My views haven't changed about you, Zeke Flint.
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I live in Louisiana, not far from Swaggartland.
I don't believe you. I'd have smelled your stench by now.

However if you are, I'm sure my Daddy wouldn't mind seeing you taken somewhere to learn about Jesus. Somewhere secluded. Where you can really LEARN. Or else...
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