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Old 09-11-2012, 04:14 AM
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...Everyone here is entitled to their own opinion and should not be verbally slammed up against the wall over it.
This forum is about the King James Bible, not your opinion.
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Old 09-11-2012, 04:17 AM
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Hey everyone listen up. No matter how I feel about the gay life style being of choice and not something you're born with, I personally DO NOT hate gays!!! My personal opinion is this, if a person is gay, how is it hurting me? I could care less. That's right, I said it. Not my problem if they're gay. I have a sister and a cousin who's gay. Now, having said that, I'd like to point out another issue that is more important than this one, there is a person on this site who professes to be a TRUE Christain yet he puts people down and if their opinion differ from his own, he tells them that they are unwelcome and unwanted. Tell me, is that the way a true Christain is supposed to behave. He also told another member to "Piss off troll." I was called a text tard for using internet lango in my introduction. I admitted to liking Halloween and horror movies. Okay, loving but I also listed Supernatural as my favorite show and so on. I also said in it that I don't read my bible every day. Sorry that I'm not perfect but this person has accused me of hating Jesus and he said that I am unwelcome and unwanted simply because I admitted that I am not perfect. I go to church on Sundays and they know all about me because I was up front and honest with them and they have never treated me so cruelly, this person is also predjudice and judgemental against anyone who isn't like him. A true Christain is supposed to be passionate not condemning. If a person reads their bible, he would know how a true Christain should behave not name calling like a grade school child. Everyone here is entitled to their own opinion and should not be verbally slammed up against the wall over it.
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Your unsaved opinions about queers is not important. The real question is: What does GOD think?
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Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


It might also interest you to know that according to the Holy Bible, homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Defend the queers; Go to hell right along with them.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Old 09-11-2012, 04:32 AM
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(then) I admitted to liking Halloween
See where I stopped reading [I put a red arrow]? Halloween is a celebration of SATAN and all participants are necessarily demon possessed. If you thought it was anything innocent you wouldn't feel the need to "admit" you enjoy it. When you start reading The Bible instead of deciding what sort of god you'd like to serve [we already know the answer because of the demons you choose to worship and to whom you are in bondage right now] and then just making up interpretations of Scripture to suit your fancy - why not flick through the Tibetan book of the dead or the analects of Confucius and see if there's anything in there you can twist in side your head to "prove" you're "right"?

Since what you believe is not what The Bible teaches, why even pretend to follow The Bible at all?
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:08 AM
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Amen brother. I have to beat them off with a stick sometimes! Just because I was Blessed by God with the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, and just because I swim 5 miles a day to main a rock hard body and endless stamina, that doesn't mean that I am willing to commit sodomy with them!
Yikes. One time a woman grabbed my rear end and squeezed it and it was intentional so I turn around so fast and slapped her across the face. Normally, I am not a violent person but I felt that this was in self defense. She threatened to call the cops for me comitting a hate crime if I didn't apologize to her so I told her to go ahead, I will get her for sexual harrassment. Needless to say, she called the police and as I was talking to a police officer, I told him what she had done and my reaction to it, I also told him that I'd like to press charges on her for sexual harrassment and he said that if I did that, he would have to arrest both of us, her for sexual harrassment and me for comitting a hate crime. He also told me that a hate crime would get me more jail time than a sexual harrassment charge. One of my Christain friends told him that if that were to happen, they would get our church and lawyer involved and I will end up suing her for sexual harrassment and have his badge for wrongful arrest since I did not create a hate crime, it was self defense and the fact that I was attacked in public like that as well as being humilated at the same time and some would also state that what she did constitutes as attempted rape and it will all go public. Luckily, the lesbian that grabbed my rear end, was the first one to drop the charges before they were even pressed. I only wish that she would have gotten arrested. This happened four years ago but to me it was quite a traumatizing and humiliating experience.
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You know, I've been thinking. All these heathens tells tall tales about the so-called "gay-gene". Even though it pleases my good heart knowing that people who believe that garbage is going to burn in hell, I thought something to myself:

If there really was a gay-gene in some kind of satan-run fantasy land, it would spell out the end of all homosexuals. Hear me out.

If homosexuality was genetic, then obviously it would get passed on from generation to generation by a gay man who is in the closet and got married to a woman, fathering hell-bound children. But these days, homosexuality has gotten more and more accepted in society. This means that in general, homosexual devil-worshippers no longer remain in the closet and immediately go for other men, thus not reproducing. Taking that into account, if homosexuals no longer reproduce and the gay gene is real, then in about two or three generation's time there would be no more evil satan-worshipping homosexuals.

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You know, I've been thinking. All these heathens tells tall tales about the so-called "gay-gene". Even though it pleases my good heart knowing that people who believe that garbage is going to burn in hell, I thought something to myself:

If there really was a gay-gene in some kind of satan-run fantasy land, it would spell out the end of all homosexuals. Hear me out.

If homosexuality was genetic, then obviously it would get passed on from generation to generation by a gay man who is in the closet and got married to a woman, fathering hell-bound children. But these days, homosexuality has gotten more and more accepted in society. This means that in general, homosexual devil-worshippers no longer remain in the closet and immediately go for other men, thus not reproducing. Taking that into account, if homosexuals no longer reproduce and the gay gene is real, then in about two or three generation's time there would be no more evil satan-worshipping homosexuals.

Glory be to Jesus.
But there isn't a gay gene. You might as well say "If there isn't any Hell it wouldn't matter if you married your horse"

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But there isn't a gay gene.
Exactly. One more thing. The liberals are always first to say that we are all created equal, intelligence is acquired and not hereditary, criminals are bad because of the society - in general, nurture is supposed to be more important than nature. Everything is cultural - except for the gay thing. How convenient, huh?
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Atheist isn't a proper noun and shouldn't be capitalised.

I have German nationality. In Germany the age of consent is 14. I live, though, in the UK where it is 16.

If I were to have sex with a 15 year old I'd get arrested. If I went to my grandfather's house and did it, I wouldn't. My point is, secular laws are arbitrary and location dependant.

If I took the Lord's name in vain here, I'd be sinning. If I did it in Berlin, I'd also be sinning. God's laws aren't location dependant and are consistent.

So, yes, you can say that I became a Christian because of my family (I didn't, in fact, but that doesn't harm your point) but to say its ridiculous because they're just constraints placed on a child is to say exactly the same about secular law which I am certain you follow. Further, secular law doesn't have the internal consistency of God's law.
The only thing sharper than your law knowledge is your skill at grammar. God hath blessed you with many gifts
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