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Old 03-04-2010, 11:07 PM
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Actually homosexuals are born that way.
Your statement is provably untrue. As a handsome True Christian man, I have to deal with homosexuals trying to sodomise me every day. Sometimes they're even able to get my tallywhacker in their mouths before I manage to beat them off. I have never had a baby attempt to sodomise me, thus proving that there is no such thing as a queer baby.
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:13 PM
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Your statement is provably untrue. As a handsome True Christian man, I have to deal with homosexuals trying to sodomise me every day. Sometimes they're even able to get my tallywhacker in their mouths before I manage to beat them off. I have never had a baby attempt to sodomise me, thus proving that there is no such thing as a queer baby.
Amen brother. I have to beat them off with a stick sometimes! Just because I was Blessed by God with the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, and just because I swim 5 miles a day to main a rock hard body and endless stamina, that doesn't mean that I am willing to commit sodomy with them!
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Amen brother. I have to beat them off with a stick sometimes! Just because I was Blessed by God with the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, and just because I swim 5 miles a day to main a rock hard body and endless stamina, that doesn't mean that I am willing to commit sodomy with them!

Wow, people in your area must be super attractive or something. Never seen anything like this! Though careful, babies are known to put anything in their mouths...
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OK homosexuals are sinners because they are not born that way according to religious texts, But aren't fat, glutinous people considered to be sinners too then? They should be! Destroying their godgiven bodies by giving in to the sin of extreme eating just out of lust. All that fat will give a big fire in hell. America is filled with them.
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This all means that people are born heterosexual. Shouldn't mothers be aware of this when breastfeeding their baby's? They probably without knowing are seducing their daughters into homosexuality and their son's into feelings of incest. Or is this one of the first tests for newborns.

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Old 03-20-2010, 11:39 PM
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This all means that people are born heterosexual. Shouldn't mothers be aware of this when breastfeeding their baby's? They probably without knowing are seducing their daughters into homosexuality and their son's into feelings of incest. Or is this one of the first tests for newborns.

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My father left my mother and then turned homosexual :/
I had never been that disappointed in my life.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Dr. Dean Hamer, author of The God Gene, who is credited with discovering a "gay gene" might have something to say to you guys about that. The god gene basically says that we are genetically predisposed to believe in god. Meaning we are naturally attracted to him (which I'm sure you all would agree with). It also points to a specific gene linking homosexuality.
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I would also like to point out the babies have not tried to sodomize anyone because they have no sexual drive or interest in such a thing. Case in point that when heterosexual boys are young they think girls are "icky".

Babies breast feed because it is a natural instinct. We are mammals, we are called mammals because of mammary glands, which are used to breast feed. Mammary glands were created by god, to insinuate that it could turn someone gay, is simply ridiculous.

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Homosexuals are born that way. Scientists think it has something to do with high levels of female hormones (for boys) in the mothers blood during pregnancy. Most homosexuals don´t harm anyone, so don´t be stupid and just let them be!
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Homosexuals are born that way. Scientists think it has something to do with high levels of female hormones (for boys) in the mothers blood during pregnancy. Most homosexuals don´t harm anyone, so don´t be stupid and just let them be!
Have you not read how our Godly men are under constant attack? I myself have been insulted by the Homers who seem to think that if they got rid of us women-folk, they could have the pick of our men. Some of them get quite violent for no reason what-so-ever, they just seem to want to offend anyone in the area.
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Homosexuals are born that way. Scientists think it has something to do with high levels of female hormones (for boys) in the mothers blood during pregnancy. Most homosexuals don´t harm anyone, so don´t be stupid and just let them be!
Of course not you idiot! You think child rapists are born like that? Murderers? Thieves? Of course not. And the same applies to gays. They are sinners and they should stop sinning! Stop using science as an excuse to do bad things.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Of course not you idiot! You think child rapists are born like that? Murderers? Thieves? Of course not.
I thought we were talking about homosexuals.
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I am absolutely NOT homosexual, but homosexuals never harmed me in any way, so there´s no reason for me to hate them.
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I am absolutely NOT homosexual, but homosexuals never harmed me in any way.
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I thought we were talking about homosexuals.
We were, you claimed they were born that way, I proved that to be nonsense. Then your brain gave up and you started babbling.

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i just wanted to make a point.... you all talk about how fornicators and drunks will be thrown into the lake of fire on judgement day but maybe you should stop thinking about how you can fix other people and worry about how to fix yourselves. nobody is perfect and you are misrepresenting my god in a way that makes me upset. I would bet money that 85% of the men in your church induldge in pornogrophy and/or fornication. Dont throw bible verses around when you have no idea what your saying. You sound like a bunch of ignorant mormons.
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maybe you should stop thinking about how you can fix other people and worry about how to fix yourselves.
It is a long-standing principle in the area of secular psychology and schools of philosophy that helping others is the ultimate way of helping yourself. Then again, we do not need help to avoid Hell as we're going to Heaven.

But please, feel free to persecute us for wanting to HELP others avoid Hell.

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nobody is perfect
How do you know? There are more than 6 billion people in the world. Have you studied every single one of them and concluded that none of them are perfect? So you're arguing from ignorance, not fact.

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... and you are misrepresenting my god in a way that makes me upset.
Well, since your "god" isn't written with a capital "G", it doesn't really matter how we "interpret" the god of your imagination.

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I would bet money that 85% of the men in your church induldge in pornogrophy and/or fornication.
Again, you are making bold claims without even having talked to the individuals in question. It is true that many men have sinful pasts. We don't deny that. Many are ex-masturbators (see the little icon with the hand). We got rid of those sinful lifestyles through the Power of Christ. You should try it too.

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Dont throw bible verses around when you have no idea what your saying.
On the contrary, our positions are carefully researched. You can say that we're wrong, but unless you explain HOW and WHY we are wrong, the intellectual content of your argument is zero.

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You sound like a bunch of ignorant mormons.
We aren't mormons. But again: please show us how and why and where we are wrong. You keep insisting we're wrong, but you FAIL to substantiate your OPINIONS.

Thus, YOU are the ignoramus here, friend.
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Actually homosexuals are born that way. As for bisexuals that is a source of contention in the scientific community.
That is very debatable. It is equally as likely that it could be a developmental differentiation. For example, as i grew up i discovered i hate peppers but after eating one within the past few months i figured out that now i like peppers. Same thing could happen with sexual preference.
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