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06-13-2018, 08:43 PM
Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter, believe in the inclusion of non-white people in America, hater of Trump, loves to play RPG and shooter video games like World of Warcraft, TF2, and Fortnite, doesn't believe in the entire bible, and loves to masturbate and watch pornography. I feel welcome here!
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Intro -
06-13-2018, 08:45 PM
Oh, goodie, another teenager who thinks he/she/it can enrage someone by saying something utterly stupid. Color me unimpressed, sweetie.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Intro -
06-14-2018, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by GodIsNotReal69
Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter who... doesn't believe in the entire bible,
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it's good to know that there are parts of the Bible that you do believe in. Maybe something like this will help you get more into the Bible?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Intro -
06-14-2018, 12:22 AM
Well, good. You're going to Hell. No need to say hello then.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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06-14-2018, 01:42 AM
Sorry, I was yawning. Did someone come in?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Intro -
06-14-2018, 07:03 PM
Hello everyone,Welcome in this forum.
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Re: Intro -
06-15-2018, 05:46 AM
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I would say this is the worst introduction ever..
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. . . . .[I'm sure if you wait within a couple of posts something will turn up]
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06-16-2018, 09:53 AM
Mitza, thank you for bringing this to my attention. The Lord really does like to test us sometimes, doesn't He?
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Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
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Re: Intro -
07-06-2018, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GodIsNotReal69
Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter, believe in the inclusion of non-white people in America, hater of Trump, loves to play RPG and shooter video games like World of Warcraft, TF2, and Fortnite, doesn't believe in the entire bible, and loves to masturbate and watch pornography. I feel welcome here!
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Fortnite sucks, you need to believe the whole Bible as it is the Word of God in his own word, What did Donald Trump ever do to you to be hated? Masterbation makes your pickel unable to procreate (not that you should) and porn is lusting after a harlot, Video games make you lazy and distract you from God's Word. Everything else is just you sinning not winning.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Intro -
10-30-2018, 02:53 AM
I hope we at Landover Baptist Church can convert you from your sinful ways into a True Christian and beyond. If Saul could do it, so could you.
But what you need to do is repent as if your life depends on it. Because it does. It really does.
Would you rather be among God's most favored in Heaven, or eternally roasting on a spit in the fires of Hell?
Think about this. You could be cleansed of this putrid filth once and for all! Let the Christ Jesus into your heart and you will surely be saved.
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Not the sharpest crayon in the box Cherry picker on his way to Hell
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Re: Intro -
11-05-2018, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GodIsNotReal69
Hello, I'm a LGBT supporter, believe in the inclusion of non-white people in America, hater of Trump, loves to play RPG and shooter video games like World of Warcraft, TF2, and Fortnite, doesn't believe in the entire bible, and loves to masturbate and watch pornography. I feel welcome here!
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GINR69,
Uh, since we're on the subject, what kind of porn do you like to watch? I've heard that some porn videos actually show the ungodly woman being violated by horses, German Shepards, and the like! Do you watch any porn of this nature? We can only gain solace in knowing that our Yahweh/Jesus god said that this ungodly act is a perversion, as if the woman needs any further reason to disgust our God!
"Neither shall you lie with any animal to defile yourself with it: neither shall any woman stand before an animal to lie down with it: it is perversion." (Leviticus 18:23)
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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Re: Intro -
11-05-2018, 09:55 PM
You call yourself a "supporter" of this and a "hater" of that, yet you have done nothing to change our minds.
You simply showed up, declared that you have an opinion. Might work among conformist "NPC" liberals, but over here, we need actual reasons to change our minds. Have you heard about the Scientific Method?
Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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