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Default I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 01:10 AM

According to evolution, all life is one random mistake after another. The evolutionist therefore naturally believes the only thing that makes mankind special is opposable thumbs. How sad.



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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 04:24 AM

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According to evolution, all life is one random mistake after another. The evolutionist therefore naturally believes the only thing that makes mankind special is opposable thumbs. How sad.

Natural selection (and therefore evolution) does not work randomly. It is based on the non-random probability of survival and fertility resulting from random mutations of genes. Humans are special and different in quite a few ways from most animals on the earth. What makes us special is how large our frontal lobe is, that is the biological reason for our intelligence.


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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 04:26 AM

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Natural selection (and therefore evolution) does not work randomly. It is based on the non-random probability of survival and fertility resulting from random mutations of genes. Humans are special and different in quite a few ways from most animals on the earth. What makes us special is how large our frontal lobe is, that is the biological reason for our intelligence.
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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 04:30 AM

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Natural selection (and therefore evolution) does not work randomly. It is based on the non-random probability of survival and fertility resulting from random mutations of genes. Humans are special and different in quite a few ways from most animals on the earth. What makes us special is how large our frontal lobe is, that is the biological reason for our intelligence.
Stop arguing with yourself, dear. God created everything you just have to turn to page one of your Bible to see it (Genesis 1: 1) it was not random, and not in the way you explained, God created everything the way it is now.


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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 09:30 AM

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Natural selection (and therefore evolution) does not work randomly. It is based on the non-random probability of survival and fertility resulting from random mutations of genes. Humans are special and different in quite a few ways from most animals on the earth. What makes us special is how large our frontal lobe is, that is the biological reason for our intelligence.
Make your mind up: is it random or not? How can probability be random? Is 1/10 random?

This just shows the paucity of scientific integrity of the youngsters, these days.

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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 10:49 AM

I guess if they don't have brains, I guess the next best thing we have is opposable thumbs.


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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 04-29-2013, 10:42 PM

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Natural selection (and therefore evolution) does not work randomly. It is based on the non-random probability of survival and fertility resulting from random mutations of genes. Humans are special and different in quite a few ways from most animals on the earth. What makes us special is how large our frontal lobe is, that is the biological reason for our intelligence.
Mutations, aye? Then why don't sharks mutate into having legs to run along the beach to get food? Surely there are enough mostly-naked food sources there? And why isn't there a half-elephant/half-mosquito mutation?

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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 05-10-2013, 05:42 PM

Sharks don't grow legs and run on the beach because they can survive in the water. If sharks ran out of food, the sharks that could access food from other places would live longer and create more children. Theoretically lets say there is one shark who can spend 10 minutes on land and another can spend 16 minutes on land, then the shark who spends more time on land gets more food. It's ability to survive on land is passed on to it's children because sharks breed through meiosis which allows variation to occur. The children of the shark who can survive on land longer keep increasing the time they can survive for until they could live comfortably on land. If they stayed on land for long periods, their offspring over many generations until it could develop legs to capture more food. Now this is a very unlikely scenario and would take maybe millions of years to happen but this is basically how evolution works.


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Sharks don't grow legs and run on the beach because they can survive in the water. If sharks ran out of food, the sharks that could access food from other places would live longer and create more children. Theoretically lets say there is one shark who can spend 10 minutes on land and another can spend 16 minutes on land, then the shark who spends more time on land gets more food. It's ability to survive on land is passed on to it's children because sharks breed through meiosis which allows variation to occur. The children of the shark who can survive on land longer keep increasing the time they can survive for until they could live comfortably on land. If they stayed on land for long periods, their offspring over many generations until it could develop legs to capture more food. Now this is a very unlikely scenario and would take maybe millions of years to happen but this is basically how evolution works.
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Sharks don't grow legs and run on the beach because they can survive in the water. If sharks ran out of food, the sharks that could access food from other places would live longer and create more children. Theoretically lets say there is one shark who can spend 10 minutes on land and another can spend 16 minutes on land, then the shark who spends more time on land gets more food. It's ability to survive on land is passed on to it's children because sharks breed through meiosis which allows variation to occur. The children of the shark who can survive on land longer keep increasing the time they can survive for until they could live comfortably on land. If they stayed on land for long periods, their offspring over many generations until it could develop legs to capture more food. Now this is a very unlikely scenario and would take maybe millions of years to happen but this is basically how evolution works.
So conceivably, you could put a million fish on the beach and expect at least one of them to survive, and its offspring to do the same. Gee, why hasn't any scientist ever tried this?

Evolution seems so simple to prove, and yet no one ever has.


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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 05-10-2013, 05:52 PM

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So conceivably, you could put a million fish on the beach and expect at least one of them to survive, and its offspring to do the same. Gee, why hasn't any scientist ever tried this?

Evolution seems so simple to prove, and yet no one ever has.
They dare not put their ideas to the test with experiments because it shows them to be really false. It's like we don't catch millions of fish every day in fishing boats. Has a single one of them grown legs and run away?

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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 05-10-2013, 06:00 PM

I was using that as a theoretical situation. Sharks with legs would probably never happen anyway. I though that was at the end of the post.


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The scientheists of Landover Baptist Church has proven evolution to be false. They dropped dolphins (they are fish, aren't they?) in the Mojave desert. The dolphins died, and did not grow any legs.
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I was using that as a theoretical situation. Sharks with legs would probably never happen anyway. I though that was at the end of the post.
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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 05-10-2013, 06:35 PM

The dolphins died because variation only happens during reproduction. Unless a baby was conceived and born in the few seconds or minutes they were alive, of course they would die. Evolution also takes thousands or millions of years to happen so without water to retreat back to and many generations living in the desert, they would not develop legs.

I read the Vulgate Bible, the oldest and most accurate translation of the original Bible. I do not believe it is the word of God because as an Atheitic Christian, I don't believe God is real but I still follow the moral teachings of the Bible.
I believe that Jesus was a preacher but he was not the son of god because god is not real. Jesus may have been crucified but he did not die for my sins because I uphold the moral laws of the Bible which is not sinning.

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The dolphins died because variation only happens during reproduction. Unless a baby was conceived and born in the few seconds or minutes they were alive, of course they would die. Evolution also takes thousands or millions of years to happen so without water to retreat back to and many generations living in the desert, they would not develop legs.

Your backpedaling is cute. You suggest one shark can spend 10 minutes on land and another can spend 16 minutes on land. Instead of waiting around, lets put a million to the test at the same time. Ex-viking already showed you this experiment has been done, and in no way was your Darwinism supported. Why not face the facts? It won't hurt, you know, to learn the Truth©.



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Evolution also takes thousands or millions of years to happen
Which is it: thousands or millions? You can't have it both ways

And another thing: show me an animal that can live thousands or millions of years.

You are contradicting yourself.

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Default Re: I Don't Understand Evolutionists - 05-10-2013, 06:55 PM

Would you please read my posts and stop cherry picking. I used the shark thing as an example, which I said was hypothetical and it would probably never happen.

Evolution can happen over thousands of years through a few random mutations or millions due to adapting to a slightly changing environment. This is because of genetic variation due to meiosis.

I never said animals live thousands and millions of years. Their offspring change due to variation. The variation causes evolution over many generations. This can take thousands or millions of years.


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Would you please read my posts and stop cherry picking. I used the shark thing as an example, which I said was hypothetical and it would probably never happen.

Evolution can happen over thousands of years through a few random mutations or millions due to adapting to a slightly changing environment. This is because of genetic variation due to meiosis.

I never said animals live thousands and millions of years. Their offspring change due to variation. The variation causes evolution over many generations. This can take thousands or millions of years.
But something has to happen first. We're telling you this has never happened, even though circumstances have been created to provide for just this possibility. The most you're doing is offering an argument based on incredulity. You can't conceive of God creating the animal kingdom as we see them today, therefore, they must have evolved some way. Then you fabricate whatever way you can conceive of. The sad thing to me, and why I started this thread, is that when one believes there are naught but the product of random evolution, the opposable thumb is the best thing they can think of with regards to intrinsic value. That's so sad. I desire for you to know you're valuable to Christ, once you repent of your sins and accept Him as your Lord and Master.



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Would you please read my posts and stop cherry picking. I used the shark thing as an example, which I said was hypothetical and it would probably never happen.

Evolution can happen over thousands of years through a few random mutations or millions due to adapting to a slightly changing environment. This is because of genetic variation due to meiosis.

I never said animals live thousands and millions of years. Their offspring change due to variation. The variation causes evolution over many generations. This can take thousands or millions of years.
But how does a fish get an offspring on land before it chokes to begin with? Thats technically impossible and goes against the laws of nature!


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