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Old 05-15-2008, 09:54 PM
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In a move that is sure to please satan, the Clinton-appointed Californica Supreme Court has defied the Godly voters of that notorious state and given permission for the radical queer agenda to be forced upon normal people everywhere. Oregon cannot be far behind.

This is a serious setback for God's Divine Plan for sodomites, which is to kill them rather then allow them to mock Him and destroy normal marriage. It is especially regrettable that so many homers who were considering abandoning that particular perverted hobby, will now be tempted back into the queer lifestyle by the promise of feigned legitimacy. True Christians™ are urged to stay out of any left-coast states, as Jesus is expected to retaliate with righteous, loving vengeance at any moment.

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SAN FRANCISCO - In a monumental victory for the gay rights movement, the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation's biggest state to tie the knot.

Domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage, the justices ruled 4-3 in striking down the ban.

Outside the courthouse, gay marriage supporters cried and cheered as the news spread.

Jeanie Rizzo, one of the plaintiffs, called Pali Cooper, her partner of 19 years, and asked, "Pali, will you marry me?"

"This is a very historic day. This is just such freedom for us," Rizzo said. "This is a message that says all of us are entitled to human dignity."

In the Castro, historically a center of the gay community in San Francisco, Tim Oviatt started crying while watching the news on TV.

"I've been waiting for this all my life," he said. "This is a life-affirming moment."

The city of San Francisco, two dozen gay and lesbian couples and gay rights groups sued in March 2004 after the court halted the monthlong wedding march that took place when Mayor Gavin Newsom opened the doors of City Hall to same-sex marriages.

"Today the California Supreme Court took a giant leap to ensure that everybody — not just in the state of California, but throughout the country — will have equal treatment under the law," said City Attorney Dennis Herrera, who argued the case for San Francisco.

The challenge for gay rights advocates, however, is not over.

A coalition of religious and social conservative groups is attempting to put a measure on the November ballot that would enshrine laws banning gay marriage in the state constitution.

The Secretary of State is expected to rule by the end of June whether the sponsors gathered enough signatures to qualify the marriage amendment, similar to ones enacted in 26 other states.

If voters pass the measure in November, it would trump the court's decision.

California already offers same-sex couples who register as domestic partners the same legal rights and responsibilities as married spouses, including the right to divorce and to sue for child support.

But, "Our state now recognizes that an individual's capacity to establish a loving and long-term committed relationship with another person and responsibly to care for and raise children does not depend upon the individual's sexual orientation," Chief Justice Ron George wrote for the court's majority, which also included Justices Joyce Kennard, Kathryn Werdegar and Carlos Moreno.

In a dissenting opinion, Justice Marvin Baxter agreed with many arguments of the majority but said the court overstepped its authority. Changes to marriage laws should be decided by the voters, Baxter wrote. Justices Ming Chin and Carol Corrigan also dissented.

The conservative Alliance Defense Fund says it plans to ask the justices for a stay of their decision until after the fall election, said Glen Lavey, senior counsel for the group.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has twice vetoed legislation that would've granted marriage rights to same-sex couples, said in a news release that he respected the court's decision and "will not support an amendment to the constitution that would overturn this state Supreme Court ruling."

The last time California voters were asked to express their views on gay marriage at the ballot box was in 2000, the year after the Legislature enacted the first of a series of laws awarding spousal rights to domestic partners.

Proposition 22, which strengthened the state's 1978 one-man, one-woman marriage law with the words "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California," passed with 61 percent of the vote.

The Supreme Court struck down both statutes with its sweeping opinion Thursday.

Lawyers for the gay couples had asked the court to overturn the laws as an unconstitutional civil rights violation that domestic partnerships cannot repair. A trial court judge in San Francisco agreed with gay rights advocates and voided the state's marriage laws in April 2005. A midlevel appeals court overturned his decision in October 2006.
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One sin after another after another. As if electing a butch macho man, who is obviously a homer since he's so obsessed with his body, as governor wasn't enough to seal their place in Lucifer's cauldron, the evil people of California have spat upon the holy institution of marriage. God will be filled with rage, I am sure, and will wreak a most terrible vengeance upon California. I imagine something along the lines of Sodom and Gomorrah. In fact, it is a well known truth that that area is due a huge earthquake along the San Andreas fault at some point soon. This is proof that God had foreseen this sin and had preplanned His most just punishment.

I pray for the lost souls of California.
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The Lord will see that this does not go unpunished. I'm looking at a big earthquake here, 10 on the Richter Scale minimum, or at least a Sodom and Gomorrah smiting instance.
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If God hated gay people so much surely the all powerful being that he allegedely is, would have sent a plague to wipe us homos out!

If you're going to refer to Aids or HIV may I remind you that it was contracted in the first place by a christian man who fornicated with a chimpanzee. And I'm betting he wasn't gay.

God created all man in his own image. With this in mind he is probably a homo (or at least bisexual)and God knows therefore how much more attractive we are than all the rest of you 'people'.

God also says love your neighbour and clearly you don't understand the meaning of this.

You will all go to hell anyways, the only reason you're 'christians' is because you feel you have nothing else to cling onto, that and it was the only way you felt you could take all of your sins and put them onto someone else.

"He without sin shall cast the first stone" Are you seriously telling me none of you have sinned? Put your stones away children and don't throw them in the glass house.

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If God hated gay people so much surely the all powerful being that he allegedely is, would have sent a plague to wipe us homos out!
He did that in Sodom & Gomorrah.

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If[…] gay.
Filled with wild speculation and lacking any authority

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God created all man in his own image.
…and gave us free will to choose a lifestyle.
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With this in mind he is probably a homo (or at least bisexual)
That is blasphemy and you are damned without hope of Salvation.

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and God knows therefore how much more attractive we are than all the rest of you 'people'.
I doubt it, he describes men lying with men as with women as an abomination – He thinks the act is vile, corrupt and degenerate, and, you know what? In your own heart you think that too.

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God also says love your neighbour and clearly you don't understand the meaning of this.
Listen up, queer boy, I’d like to give you a chance at Salvation, but, as above, you’ve blown it. If you had had the time to listen, I’d have told you that we here at Landover love everyone around us – it’s just that there are no homers in Landover. Also, we cannot love those who use orifices for that not intended by God for that use – it is simply abominable.

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"He without sin shall cast the first stone" Are you seriously telling me none of you have sinned? Put your stones away children and don't throw them in the glass house.
That isn't all that Jesus said. We are not interested in your salad-bar approach to the Bible. Please take a look at this thread.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Please note that God spelled neighbor with a "u". He must have been thinking about the heathen brits.

A pilot scheme introducing books dealing with gay issues to children from the ages of four to 11 has just been launched in England's schools.
It is being argued that the books, one of which is a fairytale featuring a prince who turns down three princesses before falling in love and marrying a man, are necessary to make homosexuality seem normal to children.



Normal to be a faiwee--what could they possibly be smoking?
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If you're going to refer to Aids or HIV may I remind you that it was contracted in the first place by a christian man who fornicated with a chimpanzee. And I'm betting he wasn't gay.
If you want to discuss HIV you better have your facts straight, what you are claiming is just an urban myth, if you did some serious reading you should have found out that HIV was not contracted by someone who had sex with a chimpanzee but rather eating the flesh of a primate. Eating primate flesh is not an uncommon habit in some African countries. They found out that the first modern case of HIV submerged somewhere in the late 1950's from hunters who ate primate flesh. These hunters had then sex with prostitutes who worked mainly alongside the Kinshasa Highway. I say modern case because HIV is not a new disease, some Egyptian writing from the times of the pharaohs tells us of a disease with similar symptoms, the only reason why it hasn't emerged sooner is because it's natural reservoir is located deep inside the forests. In the early days it was pretty uncommon that men went deep inside these forests but nowadays we humans go so deep inside them that we discover things we had rarely or never contact with. The last 4 decades we encountered a lot of new disease like Ebola and Rift Valley Fever. After the initial infection is was not difficult for a dormant virus like HIV to travel around the world considering that you can travel around the world in less than 24 hours. And Oh, the first recognized case was no gay, it was an American kid who got a transfusion with blood products that had been infected. The myth that it's a gay disease is passé, it infects everybody who comes in contact with it, a virus doesn't look if somebody is gay, lesbian, hetero or bisexual nor does it look at skin color or ethnic heritage, it looks if you are human and if you are and you come into contact with it then it will infect you. Simple as that.
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The AIDS is GOD'S plague sent to wipe out the queers, druggies and most nigras.

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AMEN sister!! Anyone who thinks that God doesn't punish sodomites is'nt paying attention.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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This proves that queer Judges can't think straight.
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You people are so damn ignorant to the point where its actually quite funny.... I don't understand how you people can have so much hatred toward homosexuals...They are human beings like us. They share our morals and our ethics, they are equal to us in every way. People are born homosexuals, they didn't CHOSE to become a homosexual.


Take a look at this web page that explains the different scientific theories of homosexuality, scroll down to the heading "Biological Theories"

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You people are so damn ignorant to the point where its actually quite funny....
Thank you. We are blessed by your hatespeech. It confirms that we're living our lives the way God demands.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

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I don't understand how you people can have so much hatred toward homosexuals...They are human beings like us.
We only hate those whom God hates, as we are commanded to.

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20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
Personally, I'm sure that some queers are perfectly reasonable folks who pay their taxes and are productive members of society. Too bad God hates them.

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They share our morals and our ethics, they are equal to us in every way.
Whoa! You lost me there pal. I don't share any morals with sodomites. They put things in their mouths and butts that shouldn't go there. And since they obviously aren't Christians, they can't possibly have any morality, now can they.

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People are born homosexuals, they didn't CHOSE to become a homosexual.
Wrong again sally. Take a look at THIS thread. Being a sodomite is a deliberately chosen hobby. They claim they were born that way because joos have convinced them to say so. The joos want to make everyone who isn't normal (i.e., Christian) into a victim of some kind.


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Take a look at this web page that explains the different scientific theories of homosexuality, scroll down to the heading "Biological Theories"
I'm sorry, but we cannot allow unsaved trash such as yourself to post links, especially to demonic pro-sodomy websites.

By the way, I wonder if you knew that God condemns those who support queers right along with the queers themselves.

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

You'd better watch what you say, nancy. God is listening.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You people are so damn ignorant to the point where its actually quite funny.... I don't understand how you people can have so much hatred toward homosexuals...They are human beings like us. They share our morals and our ethics, they are equal to us in every way. People are born homosexuals, they didn't CHOSE to become a homosexual.


Take a look at this web page that explains the different scientific theories of homosexuality, scroll down to the heading "Biological Theories"
Of course they CHOSE to be homosexual just like about 28% of catlicker priests CHOSE to be celibate.

Homosexuality doesn't bother me if there is no buggery involved. Fortunately, some states continue to mete out stiff sentences to those guilty of bestiality and sodomy. The problem is, the homos have more fun in prison than out!
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From the 'Lectric Law Library:

BUGGERY - Sodomy. The detestable crime of having commerce contrary to the order of nature by mankind with mankind, or with brute beasts, or by womankind with brute beasts (i.e. the 'pony-shows' allegedly formerly? available in Tijiuana or Baltimore's 'Block'), or by mankind with womankind through anal intercourse [aka 'pumping the poop-chute,' 'entering the back door,' 'going down the dirt road,' 'butt bumping,' 'ass-f**king,' etc. - Note: These are generally not considered proper or acceptable legal terms and therefore it may be wise to avoid their inclusion in most formal court filings whenever possible.]

Depending on the specifics, this often was, and can still be, a highly penal (and usually penile) offense.

The origins of the term are unclear but, according to the Library's Head Librarian's research, may derive from supposed, all-but-forgotten, religious sexual intercourse rituals involving humans and insects [aka 'bugs' - hence the term] allegedly practiced and/or encouraged by some rather peculiar early Catholic Popes and other church officials. Despite no evidence that such practices continue to the present, this has not yet been substantiated or denied by reliable church sources, a fact our Head Librarian considers highly suspicious.

Also see: sodomy, bestiality.

It is still difficult for me to believe that a man could enjoy putting his member in another's smelly, feces encrusted rectum. Do homosexuals actually do this or do they just touch and kiss each other? What must it feel like to the buggeree. Is it like getting an enema for constipation?

Sorry to have asked such graphic questions. Some things will always remain beyond my ken.
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may I ask a question? One of you (I forget who, sorry) said that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice. May I ask why people would choose to be a small minority with less rights than most and recives large amount of abuse? It make very little sense to me, perhaps one of you could explain this to me?
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No one said they were smart.
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What about Alan Turing? No-one could call him dum. For those who don't know who was, he was one of the scientists at bletchly park during world war 2. It was him who crack Engima, the german code, and possibly helped win the war, which could have prevented the Greman invasion of the U.S.A. He was arrested in the 50s for homosexuality and commited suicide not long after, with an apple laced with cyanide.
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You think committing suicide was smart?
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He committed suicide because he wasnt strong enough to change his lifestyle choice to the heterosexual lifestyle. Sexual orientation is a choice. You must choose to be heterosexual because its what gods wants and its whats in the bible. You should read the bible and accept jesus into your life. You just might be saved before the end.
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