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Old 07-21-2008, 10:23 PM
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The ONLY correct version of the Bible is the King James 1611; not some hippy, queer loving one like you read...

27 And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;
28 For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins

He was telling the apostles to drink it retard. It wasn't some new commandment. If you follow the Bible so literally why don't you let us nail you to a cross and bury you in a tomb?
I dont follow it, people of the Lutheran and Catholic faith do,and whats wrong with the New International Version?
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:37 PM
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I apologize for any offese someone might have taken at my comment, vuy "black heart" to me means that she feels nothing for other people, and has no emotions whatsoever, except for the love of god. I wasnt calling her emo, or African American


I however, take offenses to every single racial slur you people use on this forum. some include:
negro
nigra
and chink

How about we all stop offending eachother, and live in harmony
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:38 PM
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Because, I am making a very esoteric reference to two of my favorite songs by MCR
Why don't you make a reference to two of your favourite Bible verses? That'd be a far better use of your time and your bandwidth.
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Yes, I would, and I'd like to say something to him:
I understand you save lives, but everyone needs help
Yes, but everyone needs different kinds of help. For instance, Mahommedan raghead scum need very special help from the Godly USAF to fulfill their potential by becoming holes in the ground.
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And blood isnt sweet, it's salty.
He is Our Lord. His blood can taste however He wants it to.
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It isnt wierd for Catholics.
Yes, but Catholics also think that raping little kids isn't weird. They're not that reliable a source of guidance.
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Yes, I have read that story, I've read it multiple times, and I should let you know one thing: The Daily Mail is the English equivalent to The National Enquirer. They never get their facts straight, and from looking at this forum, neither does anyone here.
I hardly think an emo is really in a position to lecture anyone else about not being straight.

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It is a pretty song, and maybe you'll get some feeling into that seemingly black heart
You take that back! Next time you accuse a decent True Christian™ like Sister Jenny of being loathsome emo scum like yourself, you'll be banned on the spot.
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I dont follow it, people of the Lutheran and Catholic faith do
No, they follow Luther and the Pope. That is why God hates them intensely and will send them all to burn in Hell.
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and whats wrong with the New International Version?
It is of Satan, that's what's wrong with it! If you are using a NIV, you need to toss it into your garbage pail and beg God to forgive you for using a Satan-inspired counterfeit bible.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:41 PM
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How about we all stop offending eachother, and live in harmony
How about you stop offending Jesus and live in total submission to His Law? If that's too tricky for you, you should at least have the courage of your emo principles and top yourself so you can go to the "black parade".
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:44 PM
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Why don't you make a reference to two of your favourite Bible verses? That'd be a far better use of your time and your bandwidth.
I dont have favorite Bible verses that would make for a good location

Yes, but everyone needs different kinds of help. For instance, Mahommedan raghead scum need very special help from the Godly USAF to fulfill their potential by becoming holes in the ground.
And I personally think, at no offense to you, that you need professional medical help

He is Our Lord. His blood can taste however He wants it to.
xDDDDD That sounds like a bad Chuck Norris Joke


I hardly think an emo is really in a position to lecture anyone else about not being straight.
And I think a emo-hating person is not in a position to lecture about the nuances of the the emo subculture



You take that back! Next time you accuse a decent True Christian™ like Sister Jenny of being loathsome emo scum like yourself, you'll be banned on the spot.
I never accused her of being emo. I accused her of having no emition, and being poisoned by people like you

No, they follow Luther and the Pope. That is why God hates them intensely and will send them all to burn in Hell.
Lutheran dont follow Luther, I know this by first-hand experience

It is of Satan, that's what's wrong with it! If you are using a NIV, you need to toss it into your garbage pail and beg God to forgive you for using a Satan-inspired counterfeit bible
Why would I ask god for forgivness when I dont belive in him anymore?
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:48 PM
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How about you stop offending Jesus and live in total submission to His Law? If that's too tricky for you, you should at least have the courage of your emo principles and top yourself so you can go to the "black parade".
Im not the submissive type, I only listen to myself.

I have said this before, but I think I'll elaborate:
I dont belive when I die, Im going to see the Black Parade, or the pearly gates. I'll feel nothing, be nothing, and rot to be nutrients for Mother Earth
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:56 PM
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And, as far as I know, Catholics do the same thing Lutherans do:
Advocate the slaughter of the Jews?

Martin Luther did.

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Therefore, God has to endure that in their synagogues, their prayers, songs, doctrines, and their whole life, they come and stand before him and plague him grievously (if I may speak of God in such a human fashion). Thus he must listen to their boasts and their praises to him for setting them apart from the Gentiles, for letting them be descended from the holy patriarchs, and for selecting them to be his holy and peculiar people, etc. And there is no limit and no end to this boasting about their descent and their physical birth from the fathers.
And to fill the measure of their raving, mad, and stupid folly, they boast and they thank God, in the first place, because they were created as human beings and not as animals; in the second place. because they are Israelites and not Goyim (Gentiles); in the third place because they were created as males and not as females. They did not learn such tomfoolery from Israel but from the Goyim. For history records that the Greek Plato daily accorded God such praise and thanksgiving—if such arrogance and blasphemy may be termed praise of God. This man, too, praised his gods for these three items: that he was a human being and not an animal; a male and not a female; a Greek and not a non-Greek or barbarian. This is a fool's boast, the gratitude of a barbarian who blasphemes God! Similarly, the Italians fancy themselves the only human beings; they imagine that all other people in the world are nonhumans, mere ducks or mice by comparison.

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They drink wine, a symbol of blood, when they take the Lord's Supper. I know of this, because I used to go to church regularly, but it's people like you who stopped me beliving in going to church
Ahh, you were a Lutherite. That explains all the hate in your heart, dear.

We aren't racists or anti-Semites. Maybe you'd be happier at www.stormfront.org ?
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I dont have favorite Bible verses that would make for a good location
Why not?
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And I personally think, at no offense to you, that you need professional medical help
How is forking over cash to a Jew going to make anything better?
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And I think a emo-hating person is not in a position to lecture about the nuances of the the emo subculture
What nuances? You're all degenerate sissies who hate God. Where's the nuance in that?
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I never accused her of being emo. I accused her of having no emition, and being poisoned by people like you
She's not a hippie either, so she creates plenty of carbon emissions, just like all normal decent people. And why on earth would I want to poison a Sister in Christ? I'm not a murderous emo either.
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Lutheran dont follow Luther, I know this by first-hand experience
Who do they follow then? Lucifer?
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Why would I ask god for forgivness when I dont belive in him anymore?
That's just one more thing you need to ask Him to forgive you for!
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Im not the submissive type, I only listen to myself.
Well, I suppose it's not like anybody else is going to.
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I dont belive when I die, Im going to see the Black Parade, or the pearly gates. I'll feel nothing, be nothing, and rot to be nutrients for Mother Earth
You could've started rotting away already and nobody'd notice.
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Advocate the slaughter of the Jews?

Martin Luther did.

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Similarly, the Italians fancy themselves the only human beings; they imagine that all other people in the world are nonhumans, mere ducks or mice by comparison.
Wait, did Martin Luther just say that the wops think I'm snottyduck? I am confused and appalled.
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[quote=Brother Temperance;212638]Why not?

How is forking over cash to a Jew going to make anything better?
That, I take offense to. I have Jewish friends, and they, who are in 9th grade, are much smarter than you ever will be

She's not a hippie either, so she creates plenty of carbon emissions, just like all normal decent people. And why on earth would I want to poison a Sister in Christ? I'm not a murderous emo either.
I meant to say emotion, and I doubt you could evef\r be emo

Who do they follow then? Lucifer?
I dont know anymore, I dont go to church anymore. In my time, we worshipped God at my church

That's just one more thing you need to ask Him to forgive you for!
That is the most retarded thing I have hever read. Apparently, you are blind

Well, I suppose it's not like anybody else is going to.
Maybe here, where no-one listens to anybody unless they are screaming fire-and-brimstone

You could've started rotting away already and nobody'd notice.
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That, I take offense to. I have Jewish friends, and they, who are in 9th grade, are much smarter than you ever will be
There's more to intelligence than the ability to Jew people, you know.
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I meant to say emotion, and I doubt you could evef\r be emo
Really? Thanks. That's the first nice thing you've said since you got here.
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Who do they follow then? Lucifer?
I dont know anymore, I dont go to church anymore. In my time, we worshipped God at my church
They obviously don't do a very good job of it. Why haven't they killed you yet?
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That is the most retarded thing I have hever read. Apparently, you are blind
Being rude to His servants isn't going to get God to forgive you, you know.
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Same to you, good sir
See? You're not even capable of producing a decent reply.
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Again you blame My Chemical Romance. They have done nothing wrong. I'm here to speak up for them, cause no one else won't. I'm here siting at my computer and I wanna cry because of you. Why can't you understand?
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"Chemical Romance" - what foolishness is this now? Are you Children experiencing Reefer Madness?

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"Chemical Romance" - what foolishness is this now? Are you Children experiencing Reefer Madness?

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"Man created alchohol, God created Weed, Whom do you trust?"
Great.... So not only do you have an animal fetish, but you are also a nasty doped up hippy. Gross.
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I was originally coming here to try and rationally explain a couple of things on the side of Frank Iero & My Chemical Romance, however, I'd like to take a moment to point out how offence the 'emotes' on your page are.

For example:


Bit harsh, considering you're supposed to be omnibenevolent. Believe it or not, when they said love your neighbour, they meant everyone. Not just the people you live next to.

Anyway, on with the show.

Whilst I agree that these lyrics are hardly appropriate for a younger age group, I believe the album is not sold legally to anyone under the government approved 'appropriate' age. Just going to throw that out there. So if anything, you should complain about the government condoning the album. If the album was so 'unholy' then it would have been banned. Am I correct?

As for the whole emo cult thing you're going on about, I'd like you to take a moment to think before you speak. I am a huge fan of My Chemical Romance, and other bands, which would be considered 'in the same category, such as Family Force Five [[ A christian band. ]] You should also know I am not an Emo, and that I am a Baptist Christian. [[ BritishBaptist, you get it? ]] Not all fans of the band are 'emo'. Emo, is more of a category that some teenagers fall into, because people oppress their creativity, or bully them, etc. So I don't feel that your hostility towards anyone who has a different opinion, is helping the situation. If anything, it's going to make matters far worse.

Regardless, I would like to point out that you don't have much faith in the people around you, if you believe that they would take something so literally. If you took the time to research the meaning behind the song, then maybe you would have a different opinion. Unfortunately, you interpretation of the music, has lead you down the wrong path.

If anything, you should start worrying about bands like 'Gorgoroth'. If you need something to complain about, that at least I'd probably agree with you if it were about them.

P.S. Enjoy this quote from John 2:9,10 about hate. You all seem to be doing a lot of that recently.

He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now. He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.
John 2:9,10

John also said...

If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
John 4:20

[[ These quotes were taken from my bible, as with the way things are shuffled around these days, I have no idea where exactly they'd be for you. Apologies. ]]
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[CENTER][SIZE="2"][FONT="verdana"]I was originally coming here to try and rationally explain a couple of things on the side of Frank Iero & My Chemical Romance, however, I'd like to take a moment to point out how offence the 'emotes' on your page are.

For example:


Bit harsh, considering you're supposed to be omnibenevolent. Believe it or not, when they said love your neighbour, they meant everyone. Not just the people you live next to.
Funny, I came here to do the same(because you know, Im Frank Iero) but uh yeah, that smiley was the FIRST thing I noticed. Oh the irony~
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Funny, I came here to do the same(because you know, Im Frank Iero) but uh yeah, that smiley was the FIRST thing I noticed. Oh the irony~
If you are who you say you are, you have a lot of explaining to do.

Why do you lead children astray?
Why do you promote suicide?
Why do you promote drug use?
Do you lie?
Ever been to Birdsboro, PA?
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If you are who you say you are, you have a lot of explaining to do.

Why do you lead children astray?
I...don't?
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Why do you promote suicide?
Again, you give me an MCR song that promotes suicide, and I'll give you Jesus' address.
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I'll have you know, my band in NO HOW OR WAY accepts suicide. Killing yourself is out of the picture, your supposed to love your life. Honestly people, you don't really think that we all believe that we go to the black parade when we die? I believe that death comes to you in the form of a fond memory to help you, you either go to heaven or hell, not the black parade.
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I was originally coming here to try and rationally explain a couple of things on the side of Frank Iero & My Chemical Romance, however, I'd like to take a moment to point out how offence the 'emotes' on your page are.


For example:

Bit harsh, considering you're supposed to be omnibenevolent. Believe it or not, when they said love your neighbour, they meant everyone. Not just the people you live next to.

Anyway, on with the show.

Whilst I agree that these lyrics are hardly appropriate for a younger age group, I believe the album is not sold legally to anyone under the government approved 'appropriate' age. Just going to throw that out there. So if anything, you should complain about the government condoning the album. If the album was so 'unholy' then it would have been banned. Am I correct?

As for the whole emo cult thing you're going on about, I'd like you to take a moment to think before you speak. I am a huge fan of My Chemical Romance, and other bands, which would be considered 'in the same category, such as Family Force Five [[ A christian band. ]] You should also know I am not an Emo, and that I am a Baptist Christian. [[ BritishBaptist, you get it? ]] Not all fans of the band are 'emo'. Emo, is more of a category that some teenagers fall into, because people oppress their creativity, or bully them, etc. So I don't feel that your hostility towards anyone who has a different opinion, is helping the situation. If anything, it's going to make matters far worse.

Regardless, I would like to point out that you don't have much faith in the people around you, if you believe that they would take something so literally. If you took the time to research the meaning behind the song, then maybe you would have a different opinion. Unfortunately, you interpretation of the music, has lead you down the wrong path.

If anything, you should start worrying about bands like 'Gorgoroth'. If you need something to complain about, that at least I'd probably agree with you if it were about them.

P.S. Enjoy this quote from John 2:9,10 about hate. You all seem to be doing a lot of that recently.

He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now. He that loveth his brother abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of stumbling in him.
John 2:9,10

John also said...

If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
John 4:20


[[ These quotes were taken from my bible, as with the way things are shuffled around these days, I have no idea where exactly they'd be for you. Apologies. ]]
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