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Old 01-13-2011, 02:00 PM
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What are you talking about? Who are you replying to? Do you know how to use the QUOTE function? Do you know how to read that I was quoting Br. Rod?
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3. He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

Obama: Mixed race



Many people are mixed race. Many people in your church, that are Republican, and hate obama, are mixed race.
Are you as ignorant as to think that you, who may be mixed race yourselves, are not evil?
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3. He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

Obama: Mixed race



Many people are mixed race. Many people in your church, that are Republican, and hate obama, are mixed race.
Are you as ignorant as to think that you, who may be mixed race yourselves, are not evil?
Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

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If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!
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3. He is diverse from the other kings [Daniel 7:24]

Obama: Mixed race



Many people are mixed race. Many people in your church, that are Republican, and hate obama, are mixed race.
Are you as ignorant as to think that you, who may be mixed race yourselves, are not evil?
Actually I can trace my Swedish roots to 1725, so yes, I KNOW I'm not mixed race.

I'm pretty sure Hubby can go back to 1735. It's important to know that you don't have any bastards in at least 10 generations.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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Excellent point, Reverend. There are some within God's favorite party (the GOP) who are advocating exactly that which you imply; that we should vote the Obama-Clinton ticket in order to hasten our Lord's return to earth, flaming sword and all.




However, since I am privy to the election results already, I'm just going to stay neutral on the issue.
Do you REALLY belief that you can influence God through politics? Didn´t your savior Jesus Christ say, that you couldn´t serve two masters? Just a thouht...
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Just a thouht...
If you had a "thouht" you'd be dangerous...
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If you had a "thouht" you'd be dangerous...
Why this hostile fear? What can I say, against your God if He truly exists? Why not just answer with a divine argument?
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Why this hostile fear? What can I say, against your God if He truly exists? Why not just answer with a divine argument?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Well, wonder what your almighty God will say, when I tell him that I once tried to talk to one of his children, and that child, Mr. Ezekiel told me that I was not welcome to the (internet)house of God. We might meet at the roots of Hekla that day, heading for the same destination...
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Hi people! I just HAD to drop by to tell how hilarious I find this topic.

I've been reading your threads and I must say people are awfully full of hatred against their fellow men. You're all pretty eager to judge anyone who don't share the same point of view than you do.

I'd like to answer to a couple of comments:

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It is a known scientific fact that left handed people are Satanists.

http://www.dpjs.co.uk/lefthandpath.html

Get thee hence, foolish sinner.
How does this link prove anything? It states that people BELIEVE left-handed to be satanic characteristic, not that it would actually be that. If an individual who's left-handed so badly believes that it's wrong, he surely can hide it to evade religious disapproval and learn to use his right hand instead. Being left-handed doesn't make people satanic nor a bad person. It's just a characteristic that a person "gains" when he's born. Judging by your posts your either full of hatred or just trolling. That's of course what I think. I'm 100% sure that you do not approve and label me as heretic as you have done to everyone else. Doesn't bother me though.

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If you're so open-minded how come you can't see that GOD is real?
Being open-minded by definition doesn't mean that you have to believe in The True God, it doesn't even require you to believe in anything. It just means that you understand different point of views no matter how different they are from yours. For the record, accepting and understanding are two totally different things.

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H-O-N-O-L-U-L-U
Mr. Pastor, your comment is utterly unnecessary. I think everyone understood what he wanted to say. Comments like this are meant to make other people look miserable. Correct me if you had another motive for this. "Appreciating correct grammar" as an explanation only means same than above. Although the comment you were correcting had horrible color and font-size, it still had a valid point. The point that disproved the original statement of satanic zip code, which I found HILARIOUS.

My point is, that you can't go around telling people things that aren't true and base your arguments on false information, for Jesus will damn All Liars (Revelation 21:8) and Deceitful (Romans 1:29). Thank you Pastor Ezekiel.

You ask for proof just as I do. You think of science (broadly) the same way I believe in your way of handling things. Still, I don't wish that you will perish in a physical anomaly. I know that you'll damn me to lowest hell just because I don't find the proof you're offering adequate.

I don't believe in God of KJV1611. I don't blame you for believing in Him and I don't want to disprove Him. I was actually at the beginning of this post but I decided that it isn't important. You can't save me and I can't save you.

All I wanted to say with this post is that everyone has to substantiate their own arguments. It's against one's own cause if one goes around blabbering nonsense. Evidence to the way or another doesn't disappear when you don't talk about it.

For the record, I'm not a native English-speaker, gay, retarded or anything combined. Just a normal "heathen". Have a wonderful spring.
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For proof the Obama is the Anti-Christ, you need look no further than todays events.

Did you notice how the filthy, treasonous, muslem cleric, Obama, conned his way into office, by fooling the world with his lies? He promised to close Guantanamo. This was obviously just a blatant ruse to fool us, while he released all his homie, islamic terrorist, brothers and buddies. But then today he spares the lives of those, who planned and carried out 9/11, by protecting them from American justice and insisting they be tried in Guantanamo, the place he emptied but then, conveniently left open.
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Did you notice how the filthy treasonous, muslem cleric, Obama, conned his way into office, by fooling the world with his lies? He promised to close Guantanamo. This was obviously just a blatant ruse to fool us, while he released all his homie, islamic terrorist, brothers and buddies. But then today he spares the lives of those, who planned and carried out 9/11, by protecting them from American justice and insisting they be tried in Guantanamo, the place he emptied but then, conveniently left open.
I've couldn't have made it clearer friend. These military tribunals are just part of Obama's real agenda to put a mosque in every American city.
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This was disputed? I am pretty sure the embarrassed liberals that put him in office even know this now. It has been a great cause for repentance in our amazing nation. So many liberals have seen the error of their ways and come over to the truth that is scripture, or as we know it, the true law of the land.
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It is obvious that there is something fishy about Obama. His rise to power for whatever reason must have been planned about 50 years ago.

In 1968, Robert Kennedy gave a speech to Voice of America where he said that "a Negro could be President in 40 years" and "in the next 40 years a Negro can achieve the same position that my brother had".

Exactly 40 years later, in 2008, Obama was elected President. Purely coincidental? Shortly after this prophecy, Robert Kennedy was assassinated.

I am convinced that John McCain deliberately threw the election ever since I read the following article from November 2008 in one of Sweden's biggest newspapers. When I was going to link to it now I discovered that the article had disappeared from the archives. The other material about the 2008 election were otherwise intact. Here is the english translation anyway:

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Yesterday at 23 pm Eastern America Time, John McCain held his concession speech and, wow, that was the best speech he ever held. Sadly for him and for his supporters, only upon his defeat he managed for the first time since announcing his candidacy, to control his body language, find emotional connections with the audience and speak naturally, as if he really meant what he said. I was deeply impressed. His concession speech was honestly more moving than Barack Obamas victory speech. I believe that if Mr McCain, during the campaign, had held speeches like the one he held yesterday, the outcome might have turned out completely differently.

By the way, I found quite an interesting thing at the end of Mr McCains concession speech, and that was the piece of music that was played in the background while he left the stage. As I'm a pretty much into the world of movie soundtracks I immediatelly recognized this particular Wagnerian-like composition by Academy Award-winning Hans Zimmer, which is called "Roll Tide". Furthermore, this is the very anthem of the movie "Crimson Tide", starring Gene Hackman, Denzel Washington and Viggo Mortensen. The movie is about a second cold war and the US is about to send off an atomic submarine to Russia. Gene Hackman plays Captain Frank Ramsey, and in the scene where this musical theme is first used, Captain Ramsey talks to his crew and tries to strenghten the moral among the men before they board the submarine. It goes something like this (I don't have either the manuscript or the movie so this will be a complete recollection from my memory):

The music begins...

Cpt. Ramsey: Mr Cob?
Chief of the boat: Yes, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you Mr Cob?
Chief of the boat: Very aware, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: It bears a proud name, doesn't it Mr Cob?
Chief of the boat: Very proud, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: It represents fine people...
Chief of the boat: Very fine people, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: ...who live in an outstanding state...
Chief of the boat: Outstanding, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: ...in the greatest nation in the entire world.
Chief of the boat: In the entire world, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: Now, can you tell us that name, Mr Cob?
Chief of the boat: Alabama, sir!
Cpt. Ramsey: And what do we say?
Cpt. Ramsey and Chief of the boat (together): Go Bama!
The crew (in a choir): Roll tide!

And then the music finally reaches its climax.

The phrase "Go Bama - roll tide" is normally used as the rallying cry for the athletic teams of University of Alabama, known as the Crimson Tide. But with yesterday's election in mind, "Go Bama" could have a very different meaning.

Perhaps no other musical score ever composed could suit better on such an occasion as Mr McCains concession.
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Amen and hallelujah! The Lord is risen, and in His righteousness he has allowed the clearly homosexual half-ape demon muslim Barack Hussein Obama (if that is his real name! Or is it perhaps BA'AL INSANE OSAMA? We'll never know, but I say it's safe to assume it is, until we see the real birth certificate! Demons aren't born in Hawaii, they're born in Hell, President Osama!) has been given power by his father the devil. I'm so excited for the rapture, I can hardly wait! Every day I pray more and more that the wicked sinners of this generation get what's coming to them. Again, amen, praise the Lord Jesus! He has seen fit to allow the Beast to bring about end times! Hallelujah!
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This is simply wrong, mainly because the popular image of the "antichrist" being an intelligent leader who will rise to lead a powerful country and eventually lead to the downfall of Jesus, is completely wrong. The antichrist is simply one who does not believe in Jesus. According to the sacred tect all of you worship, yet have yet to actually read.
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