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Old 02-16-2010, 05:12 PM
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No really, you guys make the smarter party look like a bunch of gun nut, ultra religious KLANSMEN.
So basically, you are calling us stupid and extreme. Gee, thanks.

And yet, when you receive a very mild infraction (only 15 points), you act surprised.

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Christians who respect other religions, ...
They aren't Christians.

Deuteronomy
5:6 I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
5:7 Thou shalt have none other gods before me.
5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth:
5:9 Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,
5:10 And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me and keep my commandments.
5:11 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Based on the above, it's not logical at all to conclude that God is perfectly fine with us respecting the worship of false gods (or worse: the truly existing Satan).
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if you read the Bible lately, you would know that pride is a sin.
Pride in a job well done is not a sin. Your pride is the kind that keeps us from Jesus -- it's taking credit for something God has done.

Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.
Psalms 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
Psalms 10:4 The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.

Actually, it's an important message throughout the Bible that sinful pride is the type where people replace God with themselves.

It is rather easy to see that our pride is nothing of that sort. On the contrary, we give God credit wherever and whenever we can.

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So all of you righteous pricks telling me that I'M going to hell for fapping in high school are damning themselves.
That's not a logical conclusion. But thank you for persecuting us.

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please kindly crucify yourselves upside down.
Thank you for your positive and constructive arguments.

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Your call. Ban me, and you will know forever how insecure you are. You have no ulterior motive for banning me!
So basically, you feel entirely free to hurl insult after insult at us, but when one of the moderators rightly removes you from this forum, then that is your final proof that we are wrong. It sounds like rational discourse was not part of the curriculum at your "school". If you are banned, you only have yourself and your own abusive personality to blame.
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Their is a difference between worshiping other Gods and simply respecting others rights to worship their own Gods. Letting people worship in their own way is a thousand times different than actively worshiping other gods. And as for abusive behavior, what do you call assuming Obama is gay because as a black guy he should have raped someone by now(?). As for the upside down crucifixion thing, it does talk about self crucifixion on this site. If that is not something you believe in, i would take that down if I were you.
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Their is a difference
There is a difference between "they're" and "their"; they're homophones. If you're not going to learn the Bible, then at least you can learn grammar from a Christian.

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between worshiping other Gods and simply respecting others rights to worship their own Gods
We not only have the Biblical duty, but also the full legal right to disrespect and disagree with the worship of false gods. Please show us where it says in secular law that this would be illegal.

You confuse us with mooslims, friend. They are the ones sending suicide bombers to blow up churches and kill Christians.

According to your logic, you disrespect the 1st Amendment simply because you don't agree with our exercise thereof.

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Letting people worship in their own way is a thousand times different than actively worshiping other gods.
So according to your logic, letting people kill themselves is a "thousand times" (hyperbole) different than killing yourself....... so whatever, just let them kill themselves. It's not like God would give a damn, right?

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And as for abusive behavior, what do you call ...
So morals are relative to the perceived actions of others? Sounds like a shaky moral code. Why not pick a well-grounded one like the one God provided to us?
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But as a republican, i would like to say SHUT UP.
Can't you see this is an oxymormon? With emphasis on the later part of that word. True Republicans are decent people, and do not say vulgar things like that. I've read one sentence, and it is now clear already that you are a whiny lieberal.

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No really, you guys make the smarter party look like a bunch of gun nut, ultra religious KLANSMEN. And you aren't helping Christians either. No, REAL christians, who are NOT brother blowing racists, Christians who respect other religions, and do NOT endorse websites that talk about "self crucifixion."
1. We are not klansmen, some of us wear white robes which have a religious significance
2. We are not racists, we just follow the Bible regarding the Curse of Ham.
3. We follow the Bible, and as such anyone who disagrees with us departs from the Bible, and is in no way a True Christian™, so you can't possibly say that we "aren't helping Christians."
4. As far as I'm aware, we don't do self-crucifixion here at Landover. You're confusing us with idol-worshipping papists.

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And by the way, if you read the bible lately, you would know that pride is a sin. So all of you righteous pricks telling me that I'M going to hell for fapping in high school are damning themselves.
But my dear sinner, we do not say that out of pride, but out of realism! You will go to Hell if you don't accept Jesus!

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Now stop calling Obama the anti-christ, stop saying we need to kill all non-believers and in the same breath condemning jihad, and if you do not have the intelligence or self restraint to take that advice, please kindly crucify yourselves upside down.
We do not do satanism here, friend. Your inhuman desire to see people crucify themselves upside down (touching yourself all the time when you think of this, I bet) is considered offensive by True Christians™. As is your liberal denialism of Obama being the Antichrist.

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Well, I do not see many liberals here to make fun of.
Well, you are, but you are so boring that I wouldn't know how.

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I am sorry, but religion and politics just do not mix. Separation of church and state.
Can you provide Scriptural support for that assertion? If you cannot, I think we can say that, because of all the Scripture that contradicts this assertion, this is yet another proof that you are neither Republican nor Christian.

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And if you ban me for this, then that proves you are so insecure about your own opinions you cannot hear any opinions contrary to your own. Anyone who welcomes the opinions of others has proven they are secure in their beliefs, instead of the cowards who go to these forums to be agreed with constantly. Your call. Ban me, and you will know forever how insecure you are. You have no ulterior motive for banning me!
We only ban people if they prevent us from worshipping here in peace, which is the purpose of this forum. You came here crashing in disturbing us, without even introducing yourself, so there is no reason why we should react at your silly attempts to engage in debate with real True Christians™. But so far, I don't think you will be banned, that will only happen if you actively harrass us, for example by posting pornographic material, blaspheming God or refusing to listen to reason.

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I haven't even mentioned the cowboy buttsecks!
Well, if you do, than you might indeed get banned. But then you deserved it, so don't use it to feed your pathetic persecution complex.
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You never addressed if A. You DO believe Obama is gay because of lack of rape or B. If you DO believe in "self crucifixion." And i never contested your right to say your opinion. Of course it is legal. But when you give an opinion, expect it to be questioned.
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But as a republican, i would like to say SHUT UP.
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Indeed. This false christian seems to be a little confused, Brother...
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Listen. Stop quoting me out of context. I say SHUT UP (unclear, my fault) as in "stop talking about racism like it is Republican." YES you are racist. You have an award called "Caucasian Christian (or something like that)" that is given "for being as white as JESUS! GLORY!." JESUS WAS MIDDLE EASTERN JEWISH. He was not white! SO these guys are closer genetically to Jesus than you are! As you can tell, i am a purely economic Republican, so can you please stop injecting racism into Republican politics so we can get someone elected. On a lighter note, comparing Obama's interior decorating to George Bush's woodcutting was, admittedly, pretty funny.
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YES you are racist
No, we're not. In fact, there is a strong policy against racism:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1725

That's why you'll never see a True Christian™ use the N-word or anything like that.

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You have an award called "Caucasian Christian...
So are you saying that we shouldn't be proud of being Caucasian? That sounds pretty racist...

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JESUS WAS MIDDLE EASTERN JEWISH
There are other threads going into great detail refuting this silly notion. Jesus is a supernatural born US citizen. Simple as that. I don't want to derail this thread to entertain your racist ideas.

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so can you please stop injecting racism into Republican politics so we can get someone elected
It's irrelevant. The world is going to end in about 3 weeks. That's well before the next election cycle:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36729
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Listen. Stop quoting me out of context. I say SHUT UP (unclear, my fault) as in "stop talking about racism like it is Republican." YES you are racist. You have an award called "Caucasian Christian (or something like that)" that is given "for being as white as JESUS! GLORY!." JESUS WAS MIDDLE EASTERN JEWISH. He was not white! SO these guys are closer genetically to Jesus than you are!
First of all, Jesus was white, and we have an entire thread full of evidence.
Secondly, we aren't racist, we accept the Bible as it speaks about the Curse of Ham. It is God who says that Hamites should serve the other races, not we. Are you calling God a racist?
Thirdly, the pseudoscience of genetics is a hopeless lie, perpetrated by atheists in a lame attempt to prove evolution.

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Did you actually trademark "True Republican?" Listen, as i attempted to explain before, I am an economic Republican, and by you making your "True Republican" argument, i must agree completely with everything my party does. In short, I do not. I have my own opinions, and they just happen to be with republicans more than democrats. And for love of all things holy, STOP calling me a "whiny liberal." Screw nationalized health care, screw communism, all I am saying is bringing religion into politics will not get people who have republican views elected. It gives an easy tool for the left to use against Republicans.
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Ok, I thought you guys were here for discussion, but apparently not. I have just been cited for racism by a guy with the link "sponsor a niglet" on his home page. Hypocrisy, thy name is Jim Osbourne
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all I am saying is bringing religion into politics will not get people who have republican views elected
So you're saying we should hide our true agenda and lie to people? God does not like liars. Please stop trying to corrupt us.

What we want is that the Constitution of the USA is fixed so that it's based on the Biblical standards as it should have been.

Maybe the whole problem isn't that people are talking about God, but that corrupted politicians are.
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Wow, this Beatdown nigra sure is uppity. Who is his owner? He needs a call to straighten this boy out.

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Did you actually trademark "True Republican?" Listen, as i attempted to explain before, I am an economic Republican, and by you making your "True Republican" argument, i must agree completely with everything my party does. In short, I do not.
Then you clearly are not a True Republican™. Thanks for proving my point, my liberal friend.

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Keeping Godly Biblical Laws out of the Law is exactly what the liberals want. What makes you any different? Opposing communism and nationalized health care doesn't make you a Republican, liberals are amongst themselves divided on this issue. Please, abandon your liberal heresies, and accept the Biblical Truth™ of Jesus!

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Ok, I thought you guys were here for discussion, but apparently not.
If you had read the Pastor's announcements (section "noobs read this before posting"), you would have known this before you posted, and wouldn't have wasted so much time and energy. This is a worship forum, not a debate forum.
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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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Wow, this Beatdown nigra sure is uppity. Who is his owner? He needs a call to straighten this boy out.

Ok, see, this is what I am talking about. I'm sure this guy isn't going to get any infractions. You just do not agree with me. By the way, I'm Irish, and nice beard, you look like a dog rapist.
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Well, mister Cranky old man, I'm sorry I made fun of that other guy's beard before looking at ...that thing on your face. You look like a pedophile, and a dog rapist. Puppy rapist? And apparently all rape victims are whores? You would know...for the record, I have never had alcohol in my life.
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