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Old 02-16-2010, 08:11 PM
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I have never had alcohol in my life
Then you are probably 10 years old. Please ask your father to revoke your computer privileges.
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You just do not agree with me. By the way, I'm Irish, and nice beard, you look like a dog rapist.
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Well, mister Cranky old man, I'm sorry I made fun of that other guy's beard before looking at ...that thing on your face. You look like a pedophile, and a dog rapist. Puppy rapist?
Why are you so hateful?
Brother Hutchins and Brother Cranky are taking the time to tell you about True Christianity™, in an attempt to win your defiled soul back for Christ, and the only thing you do is insult them, based on their outward appearance. You are not a Christian, "Rev" Beatdown, and you are perfectly aware of that yourself. Are you possessed by demons, or are you just drunk?

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And apparently all rape victims are whores?
Not all of them are, of course, but most. The Bible teaches that a married woman who is raped far from the city is innocent, and she cried for help, but no one heard her:

Deuteronomy 22:25-27
But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.

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You would know...for the record, I have never had alcohol in my life.
It doesn't matter in any way that you are on drugs instead of alcohol, you know.

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Old 02-16-2010, 09:09 PM
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Wow, this Beatdown nigra sure is uppity. Who is his owner? He needs a call to straighten this boy out.

"Lynch," "save," i guess they are pretty much the same, right True Disciple?
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:16 PM
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I suspect this poster is a catlick. Living a torn life from a childhood of pedophiliaabuse by priests and now following in their footsteps.
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You look like a pedophile, and a dog rapist. Puppy rapist?
That's pretty hateful, even for a negro. You look at a man's face, see that he's Caucasian and then instantly you accuse him of raping children and dogs... that's extremely superficial and a disgusting personal attack.

It just underscores once again that even though some negroes are definitely capable of intellectual discourse, it's not something that can be expected from the average negro.
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EXACTLY. now HE knows how it feels to be called a negro (especially when you are freaking IRISH). If judging someone by their revolting beard is wrong, so is judging by skin color.
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now HE knows how it feels to be called a negro
Why would it be bad to be called a negro?

Seems like you use it to insult people, Mr. Racist.
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That's pretty hateful, even for a negro.

It just underscores once again that even though some negroes are definitely capable of intellectual discourse, it's not something that can be expected from the average negro.
Huh, that's funny...it seems the racist wants ME to look like a racist. being called a "negro" is bad, because this is your reasoning behind it. Yeah, I can quote too.
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I can assure you, if some one called me a negro or mick, I'd be pretty mad. I am a White guy and expect to classified as such.

Son, just because God has seen fit to provide you with a feminine hairless face does not mean should take out your frustrations on those the good Lord has decided to bless.
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being called a "negro" is bad
Sorry, but that is simply racist on your part.

I do not think it's bad to be called a negro or to even be a negro. Therefore, I am not a racist. If I actually were a racist, I would be using the N-word and would be banned from this forum faster that you can say "I hate God". By my post count and all the bright green blocks, you can see that I'm not racist.

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because this is your reasoning behind it
It is common knowledge that negroes are designed to do predominantly physical labor, not engage in academic activities. That's why many sports are dominated by negroes.

Just take a peek at crime and IQ statistics and you'll see what I mean.

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Yeah, I can quote too.
And you can read and write. For a negro, you are pretty smart.
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"Lynch," "save," i guess they are pretty much the same, right True Disciple?
You misunderstand Brother Hutchins' post. Those white-cloaked True Christians™ are chasing the negro in an attempt to tell him about Jesus. The negro, being indoctrinated by voodoo religions from his youth on, first runs away, as he is taught, but when they catch up with him, they'll surely turn him into a True Christian™ Ex-Negro!

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EXACTLY. now HE knows how it feels to be called a negro (especially when you are freaking IRISH). If judging someone by their revolting beard is wrong, so is judging by skin color.
We don't judge negroes on skin color, we classify them on a Biblical basis according to the Curse of Ham. This is different from you insulting True Christians™ because of their beards, as there is no Biblical basis for that.
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You call people negroes because they are "predominantly designed for physical labor." That is racism. Racism is defining somebody by their race, without knowing them at all. And you continually call me a negro. For the record, I do not care. I have an African American friend ten times smarter than any of you. So please, stop painting me as the racist, and to any reading this, simply read the comments I have posted, and you will see they are the racists not me.
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I have an African American friend

Why is it racists always try this when they are caught? "But, but I have a black friend!"
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You call people negroes because they are "predominantly designed for physical labor." That is racism. Racism is defining somebody by their race, without knowing them at all.
1. Who said we do not know them?
2. Do you deny heritable traits as well? Black people get black babies, white people get white babies. So far so good. However, most of the characteristics a human being has are heritable as well, so a negro being good at physical labor will pass this trait on to his offspring. That's science, friend.
3. It is not us who makes the difference here, it is God, who cursed Ham, who went on to father the African peoples.

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And you continually call me a negro. For the record, I do not care.
After you told me you were an Irish drunkard, I can't recollect calling you a negro.

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I have an African American friend ten times smarter than any of you. So please, stop painting me as the racist, and to any reading this, simply read the comments I have posted, and you will see they are the racists not me.
If you are talking about Robert Mugabe, we have that mystery solved; it is likely that he received an organ transplant from a white jewish person, which explains his extraordinary intelligence.
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And you continually call me a negro. For the record, I do not care.
Then why do you keep bringing it up?
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You call people negroes because they are "predominantly designed for physical labor." That is racism.
So by your logic, basketball and boxing are racist sports because almost all the players are negroes.

Go to a random prison. What do you see? Lots of negroes.

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Pointing out existing patterns does not equal agreeing with them.

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I have an African American friend ten times smarter than any of you.
Many racists use the excuse "but I have a negro friend, I can't possibly be racist". It's typical of racism, sorry. I'm just holding up a mirror.

There are cases where people became an ex-negro:

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I did not say i have an african american friend to prove innocence of racism. I said it because he is smarter than all of you, making the stereotype false. Now please, quote my entire post, not two words. Oh, and invest in a razor. Seriously, you guys look like you are going to shoot up a K mart. Or do you guys have KKK marts? heh. I made another funny.
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I did not say i have an african american friend to prove innocence of racism. I said it because he is smarter than all of you, making the stereotype false. Now please, quote my entire post, not two words. Oh, and invest in a razor. Seriously, you guys look like you are going to shoot up a K mart. Or do you guys have KKK marts? heh. I made another funny.
Why are you so stupid and boring?
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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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I did not say i have an african american friend to prove innocence of racism. I said it because he is smarter than all of you, making the stereotype false.
It looks like Logic is not your friend. As proof of your point, you make the claim that you have a friend who does not fit certain conditions... yet you offer no proof as to the validity of this new claim.

You could claim your friend is a clown who can fly as proof that clowns are not subject to gravity.

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Now please, quote my entire post, not two words.
You are a hypocrite: you respond to perhaps 10% of what we write. If we don't respond to every single point you make, it's because you're repeating yourself or simply throwing an insult our way like here:

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Oh, and invest in a razor. Seriously, you guys look like you are going to shoot up a K mart. Or do you guys have KKK marts? heh. I made another funny.
You want me to respond to this drivel? Okay, fine: you are a retard who fails to understand even basic concepts of logic and rational discourse. You don't even grasp that a personal attack like the above is nothing more than an ad hominem fallacy that most definitely does not constitute a logically sound argument. But in typical retard fashion, you are too retarded to see just how retarded you are.
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