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Old 01-06-2007, 01:12 PM
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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.
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Old 01-06-2007, 01:18 PM
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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.
Any "church" that doesn't follow EVERY word of the KJV 1611 Bible is a false Christian cult. You may as well get on your knees and worship satan directly.

And trust me, you are wasting your time with those drunk savage injuns. I suppose you give money to nigras too...Don't you know they just buy crack cocaine with that money as soon as you are gone?
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Any "church" that doesn't follow EVERY word of the KJV 1611 Bible is a false Christian cult. You may as well get on your knees and worship satan directly.

And trust me, you are wasting your time with those drunk savage injuns. I suppose you give money to nigras too...Don't you know they just buy crack cocaine with that money as soon as you are gone?
Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.

Just to clear up any notions you have of me, I was born in America, as were My parents, Gandparents, Great-Grandparents, and Great-Great-Grandparents(the furthest back I cold track my ancestors), I am not gay, but one of my friends is, and they are a perfectly nice person, The Buddah was not a god, but the founder of Buddhism, and Buddhists do not worship him (They actually don't worship any gods/devils) and Jesus's teaching parellels Buddhism's.
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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.
So you'd rather give your money to people who'm Jesus has punished, thereby DEFYING His will!
Rather than giving them to Jesus Himself?

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So you'd rather give your money to people who'm Jesus has punished, thereby DEFYING His will!
Rather than giving them to Jesus Himself?
If he were not in heaven, I would. Though I am pretty sure Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate too...
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If he were not in heaven, I would. Though I am pretty sure Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate too...
"Though I am pretty sure..."
I am "pretty sure" too that you're struggling to make a point.

"...Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate"
Quote supporting scripture please.

Your offers of individualistic reinterpretation corrupts God's Word!
Your arguments -settle nothing-. Reinventing Gospel destroys True Christianity™.
It's about that simple! True Christians hew to the KJV Bible. Lost souls hew to themselves and succor with impotent "I think..." junk they make up for selfish comforts.

I wish the best for you, Grinder. The pastors are bestowing tough love on you, for sure. But it seems to be a neccessary course of action. You're headstrong but mindweak, alas.

Now cheer up, hate yourself, and Give the Money for Jesus to Save®.
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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.
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"Though I am pretty sure..."
I am "pretty sure" too that you're struggling to make a point.
Really, are all "True Christians" this hostile to allusion?

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Why must you be so coy my friend?

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Your arguments -settle nothing-. Reinventing Gospel destroys True Christianity™.
"Christianity™?!" "™?!!" Since when did Jesus become a commodity to you people, that he may be bought and sold like human refuse. That may be the most callous thing you have said about him, and that is saying something.
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Sorry, my quotes come from the book of Matthew, KJV (Just for you)
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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.

Just to clear up any notions you have of me, I was born in America, as were My parents, Gandparents, Great-Grandparents, and Great-Great-Grandparents(the furthest back I cold track my ancestors), I am not gay, but one of my friends is, and they are a perfectly nice person, The Buddah was not a god, but the founder of Buddhism, and Buddhists do not worship him (They actually don't worship any gods/devils) and Jesus's teaching parellels Buddhism's.
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Where did that homer Buddha say anything like that? Where did Buddha promise to toss everyone who doesn't accept him as their lord and saviour into eternal hellfire?

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Since when did Jesus become a commodity to you people, that he may be bought and sold like human refuse.
Um, I hate to tell you, but most people actually don't buy human refuse. What on earth is going on in your head when you won't tithe money to further the cause of the Almighty God, but you're perfectly willing to fork over good cash for sacks of faeces?
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I love soy. I eat it all the time. It's so yummy! All of you should have it. It's good for you.
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I love soy. I eat it all the time. It's so yummy! All of you should have it. It's good for you.
THIS THREAD IS SPECIFICALLY FOR MEN AND NOT HOMERS!

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You can lie to us, we are only human, but can you lie to Jesus? No. Be honest. It is not just girls you like, right friend?
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I love soy. I eat it all the time. It's so yummy! All of you should have it. It's good for you.
Have you not been paying attention, nancyboy? This soy stuff is grown by chinks to poison our foods and cause male breast growth, etc. It turned you into a homer and will do the same to anyone who eats it. Go back and read this thread from the beginning, nancy.

And stop trying to throw yourself at WIC. He is a fine upstanding member of our Godly Armed Forces and does not want to play hide the pickle with you.
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Yeah? well meat causes impotence.

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Medical evidence indicates that meat-eating does indeed cause impotence, because meat clogs up the arteries going to all organs, not just to the heart. Meat-eating is also linked to numerous other health problems, including heart disease, cancer, and stroke. But it seems that many men care more about their virility than their longevity, so we’re appealing to them on their terms.
There's nothing wrong with soy, it's all a big load of hoopla to try to get us to eat meat. Anything in excess is bad.

Meat is murder, dairy is rape, and veal is kidnap.
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I'm not gay. Maybe you're the one who's gay, being that you keep bringing it up.
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I'm not gay. Maybe you're the one who's gay, being that you keep bringing it up.
Hey Lunar,i've been looking for you. Moon said we should talk.
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Yea? About what?
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Hey, I like girls. You don't need to be so mean.
No, you like girls' clothing. That's not the same thing.
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Our Lord who art in Heaven, dear sweet Jesus who died for our sins, I, your humble servant Temperance come before you in a spirit of abject contrition to beg one thing of you: Don't let them breed. Please, please, don't let them breed.
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