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Old 04-19-2007, 12:32 AM
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Yea? About what?
Not sure really,maybe because i don't beleive over half what they say here. She said we'd be a good match or something.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:35 AM
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No, you like girls' clothing. That's not the same thing.



Our Lord who art in Heaven, dear sweet Jesus who died for our sins, I, your humble servant Temperance come before you in a spirit of abject contrition to beg one thing of you: Don't let them breed. Please, please, don't let them breed.
I don't breed i have babies, and i don't have babies with people i don't know thank you very much. Dispite what you may think of me i don't go around sleeping with every tom ,dick ,and harry.That is what my "bob" is for.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:36 AM
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Not sure really,maybe because i don't beleive over half what they say here. She said we'd be a good match or something.
Cool. And you're a girl, right? You know, being that I'm not gay, and stuff.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:38 AM
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Cool. And you're a girl, right? You know, being that I'm not gay, and stuff.
LOL Of course I am, well i was the last time i checked lol I'm also 26 and a single mom.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:42 AM
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LOL Of course I am, well i was the last time i checked lol I'm also 26 and a single mom.
Well, you're not too old for me. I'm 21. But I don't know about the kids. I love kids and all but I won't know what to say to them when trying to that I'm dateing thier mom, if we ever end up dateing, or something.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:43 AM
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Cool. And you're a girl, right? You know, being that I'm not gay, and stuff.



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Old 04-19-2007, 12:48 AM
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Well, you're not too old for me. I'm 21. But I don't know about the kids. I love kids and all but I won't know what to say to them when trying to that I'm dateing thier mom, if we ever end up dateing, or something.
Its just one kid,and i don't let anyone meet him right away. Kids get more attached then other people do.
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:55 AM
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Its just one kid,and i don't let anyone meet him right away. Kids get more attached then other people do.
Ok. That's good. You don't want them tearing their heart out if they end up likeing the guy, but it doen't work out with you. So, do you like music?
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Old 04-19-2007, 12:57 AM
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Ok. That's good. You don't want them tearing their heart out if they end up likeing the guy, but it doen't work out with you. So, do you like music?
I love music..any where from country to rock, not into rap though. What about you?
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:02 AM
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I love music..any where from country to rock, not into rap though. What about you?
I love music, too. My fave singer is Kay Hanley. Her songs can make me cry. She can write such great, wonderfull, pretty songs. I can also play the ocarina, which is a type of flute.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:05 AM
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I love music, too. My fave singer is Kay Hanley. Her songs can make me cry. She can write such great, wonderfull, pretty songs. I can also play the ocarina, which is a type of flute.
I'm really into Hinder right now,man can that man sing. I've never heard of Kay Hanley,i'll have to look her up.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:11 AM
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I'm really into Hinder right now,man can that man sing. I've never heard of Kay Hanley,i'll have to look her up.
Yea, she was the lead songer for Letters to Cleo, and a new album of hers is comeing some time soon. I forget when.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:13 AM
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Yea, she was the lead songer for Letters to Cleo, and a new album of hers is comeing some time soon. I forget when.
So tell me Lunar do you have the same "respect" for women as these lovely boys do?
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:19 AM
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So tell me Lunar do you have the same "respect" for women as these lovely boys do?
No, I don't. Woman are givers of life, and men can learn more about love from them.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:23 AM
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I love music, too. My fave singer is Kay Hanley. Her songs can make me cry. She can write such great, wonderfull, pretty songs. I can also play the ocarina, which is a type of flute.
Her songs can make me cry
Her songs can make me cry
Her songs can make me cry
Her songs can make me cry
Her songs can make me cry
Yes, you're obviously a homer. Can you stop dragging kiki father into sin? Unlike you she's actually expressed interest in being Saved.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:25 AM
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No, I don't. Woman are givers of life, and men can learn more about love from them.
Thats good, but I see us both givers of life because it takes both to make a child.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:27 AM
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Yes, you're obviously a homer. Can you stop dragging kiki father into sin? Unlike you she's actually expressed interest in being Saved.
I'm not dragging her into sin. She can do what ever she wants. If she wants to ask about what you guys think is my "sin" then she can ask that, too.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:31 AM
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I'm not dragging her into sin. She can do what ever she wants. If she wants to ask about what you guys think is my "sin" then she can ask that, too.
Lunar is right he isn't dragging me into anything, and i do what i want,right now i'm talking to Lunar. A man crying does not make him a homer.When a man is crying at a funeral do you call him a homer?
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:31 AM
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Thats good, but I see us both givers of life because it takes both to make a child.
That's true, but the woman has to go though all the pain of birthing the baby. It's more enjoyable with the man, being that they don't have to do that.
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Old 04-19-2007, 01:39 AM
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That's true, but the woman has to go though all the pain of birthing the baby. It's more enjoyable with the man, being that they don't have to do that.
True but I think we'd both agree that the act of makeing a babie is more fun and more enjoyable.
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