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Old 12-28-2008, 11:45 PM
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People will never get along unless they all agree on the same things. There is only one Truth® and that is the Bible (KJV1611). Peace and prosperity can only come when everyone is a True Christian™. The Landover Baptist Church is the only church fully dedicated to the unexpurgated Word of God.

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I think you interpret the bible too seriously. Also, the King James bible says no such thing. I currently own one, and have read it before (I don't care if you doubt me). Do you think you know EVERYTHING because you claim you are a "True Christian?" You have no authority going against your own bible. Point made.
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I think you interpret the bible too seriously. Also, the King James bible says no such thing. I currently own one, and have read it before (I don't care if you doubt me). Do you think you know EVERYTHING because you claim you are a "True Christian?" You have no authority going against your own bible. Point made.
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:39 AM
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Yes, just like every other goth dreams of doing.
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Do you have anything to back up this rediculous idea? I need evidence to believe what you have to say. Thanks.
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Old 12-29-2008, 01:47 AM
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How is it possible to take the Holy Word of God "too seriously?"



I said it before, I don't believe that you've ever opened a Bible in your life.
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You cant critique everything to the extreme level that you are. I'm certain that there are ALOT of other people in the world that agree with me. You don't need to be a fanatic to go to heaven.
In the begenning, there was the word (Genesis 1:1) Then, Pastor Ezikiel twisted my words to make them sound like I am insulting (Musicaltruths 1:2-3)
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:24 AM
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You cant critique everything to the extreme level that you are. I'm certain that there are ALOT of other people in the world that agree with me. You don't need to be a fanatic to go to heaven.
In the begenning, there was the word (Genesis 1:1) Then, Pastor Ezikiel twisted my words to make them sound like I am insulting (Musicaltruths 1:2-3)
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Son, Truth is not a numbers game. You are just making my point, people that don't trust in the Bible (KJV1611) will never get along. You are the one that is not being tolerant.
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Old 12-29-2008, 03:04 AM
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Son, Truth is not a numbers game. You are just making my point, people that don't trust in the Bible (KJV1611) will never get along. You are the one that is not being tolerant.
What about Ghandi? He wasn't Christian. He attracted alot of followers with HIS kindness and acceptance. It seems like you are being a hypocrite because I don't think you "show the love"
ask a person in NYC what they think. They'll agree.
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wait... youre probably too afraid to leave your religious compound because youre afraid of the real truth, and what normal people think. g'nite
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What about Ghandi? He wasn't Christian. He attracted alot of followers with HIS kindness and acceptance. It seems like you are being a hypocrite because I don't think you "show the love"
ask a person in NYC what they think. They'll agree.
Ooobammmaa! Yay!
Praise Jesus!
wait... youre probably too afraid to leave your religious compound because youre afraid of the real truth, and what normal people think. g'nite
Gandi worshiped demons and Jesus sent him to hell with all the rest of the hindaloo dotheads. Imagine millions of people starving to death when cows full of delicious steaks roam freely in the streets. How "kind and loving" is that?
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Gandi worshiped demons and Jesus sent him to hell with all the rest of the hindaloo dotheads. Imagine millions of people starving to death when cows full of delicious steaks roam freely in the streets. How "kind and loving" is that?
You make a good point! Jesus wants to feed the people , but ghandi says no, you may not eat the cows they are more special than you on this earth? Give the cows your food so that they may live and you die, I will never give my life to a cow!
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Gandi worshiped demons and Jesus sent him to hell with all the rest of the hindaloo dotheads. Imagine millions of people starving to death when cows full of delicious steaks roam freely in the streets. How "kind and loving" is that?

Let people be who they want to be okay?! I don't judge people, and i don't care if people don't eat beef, I don't care if people are goth or emo, I don't care if people believe in evolution, I don't care if 5/6 of the world is non Christian, I don't care if a person is homosexual, I don't care if a person supports abortion, I don't care about you calling yourself a "True Christian", and finally,
I DO care about the BS you guys are spreading. It's dangerous. Don't tell me that you haven't meet a kind non Christian before, because you have.
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It's also immature to change my name. The 6 year old across my stret could do better. Obama kicks butt, and he hates racists.
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It's also immature to change my name. The 6 year old across my stret could do better. Obama kicks butt, and he hates racists.
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Then shouldn't you be playing with the six year-old across the stret?
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Let people be who they want to be okay?! I don't judge people, and i don't care if people don't eat beef, I don't care if people are goth or emo, I don't care if people believe in evolution, I don't care if 5/6 of the world is non Christian, I don't care if a person is homosexual, I don't care if a person supports abortion, I don't care about you calling yourself a "True Christian", and finally,
I DO care about the BS you guys are spreading. It's dangerous. Don't tell me that you haven't meet a kind non Christian before, because you have.
obama kicks butt!
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Salvation is more dangerous than the AIDS your beloved sodomites spread around the world?!?!
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i listen to mcr. (big deal) i dont cut myself, i go to church every sunday, i get good grades in school. alot of my friends listen to mcr as well. theyre "good christians" too.
My Chemical Romance are Christians? Don't make me laugh, son. Have you not read my SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! thread? There is enough evidence on there to prove these monsters are nothing but Nazis, criminals and nutbags, who encourage their impressionable young fans to commit suicide.

These freaks are nothing but sickos, Satanists, and child-killers!
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Let's go back to the beginning.
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okay, this is my 1st post, and if doesnt come out right im sorry. :/
here goes (hem hem)
i listen to mcr. (big deal) i dont cut myself, i go to church every sunday, i get good grades in school. alot of my friends listen to mcr as well. theyre "good christians" too. i think people shouldnt be judgemental of eachother. i mean wasnt jesus trying to help people find a way for EVERYONE to get along with eachother?
No. Jesus said "I am the way, the truth, and the light. No man comes to the Father, but by me." That means that anyone who doesn't believe in Him and follow all of His instructions goes to Hell.

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what you people are saying is sick, discriminating, and just awful! what im trying to get to is not everyone who listens to mcr is bad. neither are they. for example, at one of their shows, they donated half the profits to cancer research. how is that bad?

-musicaltruths :-)
Let's see about that. All diseases are God's Will, since they only happen because He allows them to happen. That means that cancer research is fighting God's Will.

Sounds typical of God-haters. Take something evil (fighting God) and claim it's good.
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pastor ezikiel,
I think you should read ammendment number one of the constitution
freedom of speech and religion. thats all that I have to say.
The government may not censor your speech or your free practice of religion.

This is a privately-owned Christian church outreach forum. We may censor you however we wish. Pastor Ezekiel has already shown you a link to your rights on this forum: None.
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Let people be who they want to be okay?! I don't judge people, and i don't care if people don't eat beef, I don't care if people are goth or emo, I don't care if people believe in evolution, I don't care if 5/6 of the world is non Christian, I don't care if a person is homosexual, I don't care if a person supports abortion,
We DO care. You see, we love all those people. We want them to get Saved© and go to Heaven, instead of spending an eternity being tortured in the fires of God's Hell.

Why do you hate homosexuals, and emos, and goths, and atheists, and abortionists? Why do you want them to be tortured for all eternity, the way God says they will be?
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I don't care about you calling yourself a "True Christian", and finally,
I DO care about the BS you guys are spreading. It's dangerous. Don't tell me that you haven't meet a kind non Christian before, because you have.
Oh, I've met plenty of kind non-Christians. They will still spend eternity roasting in the flames. God says so in His word.
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sister Mary,
would you please cite an example of a "dangerous gothic person" for clarity?
Gerard Way?
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okay, those two werent goths, they were two disturbed teenagers who killed innocent children at columbine.
Yes, just like how the 9/11 attackers weren't really Islamaniac towelheads, right?
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okay, not only is this untrue, but also morally wrong. who cares what gothics believe in. they don't hurt you. who really cares what they wear. if you have problems about the way a person chooses to live THEIR life, then you have some serious issues. i know a goth who is so donated her kidney to a terminally ill patient.
What a horrible thing to do. Just think, there's some poor unsuspecting person out there walking around with a goth kidney in them. Will you freaks stop at nothing in your quest to spread the AIDS?
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What about Ghandi? He wasn't Christian.
Yes. That is why Jesus is making him suffer eternal Hellfire. Do you believe non-Christians get into Heaven?
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Let people be who they want to be okay?! I don't judge people, and i don't care if people don't eat beef, I don't care if people are goth or emo, I don't care if people believe in evolution, I don't care if 5/6 of the world is non Christian, I don't care if a person is homosexual, I don't care if a person supports abortion
So basically, you don't care if people are headed for the Lake of Fire? What a horrible, uncaring attitude. Have you no compassion?
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Then shouldn't you be playing with the six year-old across the stret?
Naw, I'm not a pedophile. I was saying that musicallies is now music allies. I'm not dumb.

By the way, wasn't Jesus a Jew before John baptized him? Think 'bout that.
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My Chemical Romance are Christians? Don't make me laugh, son. Have you not read my SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!! thread? There is enough evidence on there to prove these monsters are nothing but Nazis, criminals and nutbags, who encourage their impressionable young fans to commit suicide.

These freaks are nothing but sickos, Satanists, and child-killers!
1: State your proof.
2: Where did I state MCR were Christians?
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Okay, did you delete my post because I only used straight facts? You people really know how to make me irritated. You "Christ Freaks" need to get over yourselvs!
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I don't know what you're talking about Tabitha. You never posted in this thread before. Anyways, it's been already established that MCR is leading kids straight to Hell. Jesus would not approve of their suicide-inducing depressing music.
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